jack monroe

Here we go again, it’s a new day and a new thread. Congratulations to @Wooh for the thread title words, and to @MaineCoonMama for nominating them! Douze points to Australie! 🎉 You win… Eurovision? Honourable mention to @PuritySpiral who would have won but their nomination was too early...

Welcome to thread 305! Congratulations to @Veronicaaa for the title and some unpaid food blogger for the words. You win a forever orangery. In the last thread, Jack continued her legal threats and her detractors refused to back down. If anyone can provide a more detailed recap we would all be...

Thankyou x @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. There were quite a few in the madness towards the tail end of the thread so apologies if this isn't the democratically chosen one. Wiki is the pink button up top. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread only please. Use the...

Excellent thread title by @Lazarus nominated by @Rekyavikgirl Wiki is the pink button. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread and NO SWEARING in them. We're not allowed. Jack has spent most of the previous thread - quelle surprise - being horrid on twitter. She wrote a...

Thread title by @heretoreaditall2019 nominated by @jenny2603 your prize is lots of lemons, there's a surplus apparently. Wiki is the pink button. Thread title suggestions in the latter half of the thread and NO SWEARING in them. We're not allowed. In the last thread: She unveiled the crispy...

Thanks to @Marj24 for thread suggestion. Inspired by a weary Mumsnetter who had the misfortune to watch Daily Kitchen Live. Well farewell dear thread 300 😢. Your Vienneta glory will not be forgotten soon. And Jack chose to celebrate it too. She hosted a huuugge meal (for ten) and served...

And let’s face it, Jack’s all faux and no substance. Here we are fraus, thread THREE HUNDRED. Anyone fancy a recap of all of ‘em? Here’s 299: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-299-a-wretched-hive-of-scum-and-villainy.29778/ #🦉🍾

Yep, that's us apparently! Thread nominated by multiples and created by a squig - thanks squig! I was going to insert (tax-paying) in there but a) it ruins the purity of the squig (stolen as it is from Star Wars) sentiment and also actually I don't earn enough to pay taxes, so it would be a LIE...

I changed one vowel to make it an iota less rude, but excellent thread title by @Griftymcgriftface nominated by @Walkdengirl Sadly The Slop Thickens has already been used way back in #105! If anyone knows how it's quicker to look than just filtering by most liked let me know! Last post...

Thread title by @People-huv-tae-know kindly nominated by @Griftymcgriftface - nice one lads. Hopefully I've done this right! Quick recap: We had our own Pumble chaos (again) and no one will ever think of wimbledon without singing of the pumble (who is now sentient and lurking on the Threads)...

Thread title courtesy of @MaineCoonMama nominated by @Sideboard Bob. As a reward you are spared from the annual sacrifice to Pumble. In the last thread: Jack's sentient pumble was unearthed and now we are concerned for the future of humanity. Her weekly meal plan is both helpful and not...

Thanks to @Smeghead for thread title suggestion. Inspired (or not 🤭) by a squig trying to nail Jack down to what it is she has actually achieved in her *checks notes* ten years of furious campaigning. We now know Mini Cooper kitten was not for life and was just for Christmas. Despite Jack...

Thread title courtesy of @ThriftStoreLeCreuset; congratulations! Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread titling until the latter stages of the thread. Use the words 'thread title' in your nominations and don't use any bad words. Someone's going to have to summarise the...

Thread title courtesy of @Griftymcgriftface congratulations, you have won an all expenses paid weekend away in the Georgia of your choice! Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread titling until the latter stages of the thread. Use the words 'thread title' in your...

Congrats @Veronicaaa for your thread title, even though it was illegally early. As a consequence you don't get to sample my steampunk fizzy tea. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. Please refrain from thread title suggestions until the latter half of the thread, use the words 'thread title'...

Congratulations to @Griftymcgriftface for the thread title 🎉 you get an Oliver Bonas meal planner, as does the squiggle. Jack spends hours on her meal plans but goes maverick with her actual ‘meals’ of ‘Yuck Muck Oats’, ‘Light A Match Soup’, and ‘I’m Going To Huff and Puff That Greasy Raw Pie...

Well, it seems to have quietened down a little so here's a new thread before the next inevitable tweet storm. Cannot believe that title actually fit, well done @TurnedUpInTipp for the words and @jenny2603 for the nom. Your prize is a mini egg wrapped in tin foil. No not each, one between you...

Thanks to @Brian Butterfield for thread suggestion title. Inspired by an exasperated Squig's tweet. We salute you anonymous comrade. We are all still reeling in the aftermath of Jack's shopping expedition. I hear you. But hold firm dear ninnies. This too shall pass. Highlights from the last...

Welcome to yet another new thread! congratulations to @MsGilmore for the words to and @Brian Butterfield for nominating them! 🙌🏻 In the last thread, there was a lot of chaos and confusion. Would anyone like to recap please? All I can remember is that Owen Jones is not a murderer. For any...

Welcome to the new thread! Congratulations to @Pocahontas for the thread title. Special mention to @Adayinthelife and @Griftymcgriftface for the other thread title which I am avoiding Jackbaitdrama by not using but it was VERY good. Recap to follow when I find the pro-forma ✅ . Starting new...

Welcome to the new thread! Congratulations to @Jelly Bean for the words and @Brian Butterfield for the nomination! 🥳 In the last thread, absolute chaos. Record breaking numbers of tweets in a day, pile-ons, horrifically triggering words from Jack. If anyone can manage a recap I think we will...

Thread title by Media Diversified Nominated by @Powershower Wowser. No Words. Well, there have been lots of them ~actually~. Jack has updated her blog to make pasta shapes on the floor and generally be mean. She has been tweeting endlessly all day, is simultaneously exhausted from all the non...

Thread title by @Orphan_Black Nomination by @Brian Butterfield In the previous thread, we were all collectively still reeling from Jack admitting she hasn't paid her taxes. She started a fight over pasta with some horrid little chap named Kevin. The lights are OFF The begging bowl is OUT The...

Title by @Ostapbender Nominated by returning champion @Brian Butterfield Please remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please, mystical sky daddy is watching. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.

Title by @Unfluencer Please remember no thread title nominations until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies.