Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe
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merryheleen
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In her ig q& she said something curious:
She misses the time where yt was not the "spill the tea" type of video (= aka when she was not EXPOSED for her lies and scamming techniques)
and that she has learnt going through difficult times (also known as those lovely videos of her where she shakes every responsibility off followed by a period of internet "detox" just to come back snarkier than before).
She also mentions her "creativity" hundreds of times and I really don't get it. What's so creative in
1.Putting out the same videos for seven years straight,
2. Selling a palm themed vanilla perfume and
3. Publishing a book of celebrations as if she invented christmas to let us peasants know where to hang the mistletoe.
She misses the time where yt was not the "spill the tea" type of video (= aka when she was not EXPOSED for her lies and scamming techniques)
and that she has learnt going through difficult times (also known as those lovely videos of her where she shakes every responsibility off followed by a period of internet "detox" just to come back snarkier than before).
She also mentions her "creativity" hundreds of times and I really don't get it. What's so creative in
1.Putting out the same videos for seven years straight,
2. Selling a palm themed vanilla perfume and
3. Publishing a book of celebrations as if she invented christmas to let us peasants know where to hang the mistletoe.
Frosty
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She legit believes she's a creative because she's surrounded by people that indulge her.
If YouTube hadn't of taken off she would be working in superdrug, living in the village she grew up, married to someone local, with a few kids and way happier than she is now. Copper baths and designer marble coffee tables don't bring happiness.
If YouTube hadn't of taken off she would be working in superdrug, living in the village she grew up, married to someone local, with a few kids and way happier than she is now. Copper baths and designer marble coffee tables don't bring happiness.
nemidiso
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don't know if it's a bit off topic. don't you think Zoe is sooo much like Marnie from the HBO Series Girls? I thought about it when she talks in the vlog about the clue app and says she want to be a supporting friend 
I had to laugh so much! Marnie is a lot like this - wanting everyone around her to think she's a good friend and a good person - not just BE this kind of person no matter what. That's how one can tell someone is somehwat narcissistic. you don't want to be somehow you want to be KNOWN as somehow / somewhat. And I habe this feeling in a lot of Zoella Vlogs. i.e. when she surprises Alfie with a breakfast or picnic but waits for him to thank and compliment her for that
I had to laugh so much! Marnie is a lot like this - wanting everyone around her to think she's a good friend and a good person - not just BE this kind of person no matter what. That's how one can tell someone is somehwat narcissistic. you don't want to be somehow you want to be KNOWN as somehow / somewhat. And I habe this feeling in a lot of Zoella Vlogs. i.e. when she surprises Alfie with a breakfast or picnic but waits for him to thank and compliment her for that
^ I think she's desperate for Alfie to return the feelings she has for him. Like the time she told him she "fancies him more and more each day". Or when she was talking about how she realised she loved him, he just gives a dunno answer, she looks pissed off then the camera jumps to him disappearing. It's so obvious even in the edited videos they put out.
Girl stop shouting "I love you" at a guy that just ignores it. The more he ignores it the more she tries to get the answer she wants imo.
Girl stop shouting "I love you" at a guy that just ignores it. The more he ignores it the more she tries to get the answer she wants imo.
Greed-Futures
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My hunch: it will be a "cosmic" themed line with perfume, lotion, glittery/luminous shower gel, a glittery bath bomb, and maybe some body glitter to dust on.
Frosty
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Its weird cause the galayr trend was yonks ago. Usually the zoella brand copy stuff that is recently in trend.
Could the company that makes her stuff have a lot of shiney crap near its expiry and want to use it up. When does she usually put out the next range? September time? Just enough time to take their money and have a break before the Christmas stuff is on sale. Plz bring out another advent calendar rofl
Greed-Futures
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Someone on the old site posted up this pic from when she was doing the shoot for the up-coming range (full credit to the OP who found these images). I'm definatly thinking it's something cosmic or zodiac related.
@Fosty: do you think she'll risk another advent calendar? That would be interesting to see. See how much advice she took on board after the 2017 fiasco!
@Fosty: do you think she'll risk another advent calendar? That would be interesting to see. See how much advice she took on board after the 2017 fiasco!
LilyLouise
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So, I was innocently scrolling through Insta and found this gem. It’s just some parents embarrassing their kid on the big screen, but I seriously mistook the mom for Zoe at first glance.
Thought y’all might also get a kick out of it. Tell me if I’m right.
Thought y’all might also get a kick out of it. Tell me if I’m right.
Frosty
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She looks awful in all of those photos! It's sinister and insincere look. The eyes give away how she really feels.
I think she would love to do another advent calendar just to prove a point and pretend last years wasn't that bad. Boots I doubt would do it though. They had them until march in their offer section - just a sea of zoella calendars that they ended up just giving away. Tanya might not even get another calendar as hers sold so badly I think it was reduced to a fiver before december even started.
That embarrassing mom clip totally reminded me of zoella. LEgit looking like a mid 40s mum
I think she would love to do another advent calendar just to prove a point and pretend last years wasn't that bad. Boots I doubt would do it though. They had them until march in their offer section - just a sea of zoella calendars that they ended up just giving away. Tanya might not even get another calendar as hers sold so badly I think it was reduced to a fiver before december even started.
That embarrassing mom clip totally reminded me of zoella. LEgit looking like a mid 40s mum
AQuietNightmare
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Hang on the one Guinea pig is still alive?! Alfie has just bought some hay for it and announced how lucky the pig is. Wtf?! That's cruel having just one, they are sociable animals. And secondly shouldn't you be buying hay all the time?!
Cruella indeed [emoji34]
When we had a guniea pig (and a rabbit) we ALWAYS had a huge bag of hay for our animals as its a good part of their diet, we also gave them veggies every day as well as guinea pig food (it was safe for the rabbit) I bet that other guinea pig is bleeping emaciated.
Thanks for the invite. Not sure how to attach a photo but on Alfie Instagram she's off in glitter and rainbows out on the streets for pride. Only a year ago she struggled to take an empty off peak train a couple of stops. What happened to her anxiety? Has she ever said what cured it? She is praised by some for being honest about mental health. But what does she ever actually do other than go on about lush and ASOS?
GossWhore
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She never had it in the first place, and after enough people pointed out she only used it when it suited her and to gain positive attention, she ditched it and said it was cured as part of her re-branding.
It's infuriating she's profited from it a billion times, and now she's making out she` found a cure` she's staying tight lipped about it, that's what kids and people with the condition are seeing without realising the bigger picture.
She's an evil lil biach, not just for pulling this stunt but for all the ones before it. Her steady downfall is sweet!
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