Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe
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heyguyssotoday
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She's really trynna look cool flossing lol
She really IS like 2 years behind the times. (They all suck at dancing.)
LilyLouise
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I can’t get past Alfie’s face in the background. Lmao
Like a seven year old just learning a new dance move. So proud.
Like a seven year old just learning a new dance move. So proud.
Burritobowl
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I can't handle her, she doesnt know tit about anything. I have lived with a tit family, ED's, anxiety and depression my whole life and I can't (and wont) use this as an excuse to not keep on going in life, sometimes it gets super hard, but here I am, finishing Uni, working at an NGO and making the best of what I have. I do believe she has normalized anxiety and the way she talks about it makes pretty much every pre-teen feel like they have it.
On the other hand, what was that dancing thing LOL
On the other hand, what was that dancing thing LOL
Frosty
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Exactly, millions have mental health issues and do their very best to cope with them and get on in life. Then you get people that use it as an excuse to not do much and exasperate the problem.
This gif is amazing! I can't stop watching it. Zoom in on each of they and they are all awful for very different reasons.
Katy Perry was criticized for doing this dead meme at least a year ago!
She's really trynna look cool flossing lol
This gif is amazing! I can't stop watching it. Zoom in on each of they and they are all awful for very different reasons.
Katy Perry was criticized for doing this dead meme at least a year ago!
boredjess
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3 instastory and a feed post for the grand (all tagged and no #ad naturally), she'll have made 30 grand for this no doubt.
Hi everyone, I'm here frm GG, so am catching up on this thread, sorry for my late replies on older posts
( Hope we are allowed to bash on everything ZxA here)
why is she always in long-sleeves in summer? to wear her padded bra?
on the topic of her fashion, why does she & 1 pounder buy so many sweaters (is it call jumpers)... l remember suggs X pb had this popup that also sold jumpers??? like those jumpers basically just had a stupid boring logos, I bet no one on the street know what brand is that, except for their fans. shakes my head.
and secondly, why is she always buying tons of F21, Asos etc. I don't mean you can't buy F21,ASOS, but she buys them by the truckload and then do what? sit at home? and most of the time, seems to live out in sweaters and PJ
I ever watched ONE video of her decluttering (back in the old house), (I don't know if she had more videos of those) and she dumped like tons of clothes, I think Poppy was like amused at how much she had.. esp jeans... and I believe shortly after, she started buying tons of these clothes again!
boredjess
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She's really trynna look cool flossing lol
LOL why did they do this? is this for A's vlog ? wow even with that baggy top, her boobs in a 3-padded bra is kinda visable?
I can NEVER stand that Shawn (or what's his name
). I was very surprised that Poppy & him have been together for > 10 years.I bet Alfie pays for all the meals, trips they go on. No way P&S can afford that kind of lifestyle
and I've never watched S's videos on YT. what does he do?
She buys ASOS as she's paid to and has a deal with them! It's the same reason she's always posting lush videos and Instagram's - it's long running very lucrative contracts. She's such value for money as they can pass it off as genuine.
Just sells pollyester hoodies to milk the minions, although sugglife.com is dead now. So maybe that has all ended, Joe seemed embarrassed by it all.
Just sells pollyester hoodies to milk the minions, although sugglife.com is dead now. So maybe that has all ended, Joe seemed embarrassed by it all.
The purple one
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sugglife and creatorstore are done bc of alfie and joe leaving gleam since gleam had claims on both of those
i use alfie'svlogs as background noise most of the time but i think they said they're launching something else for merch through a and z a through z whatever its called
i use alfie'svlogs as background noise most of the time but i think they said they're launching something else for merch through a and z a through z whatever its called
Oh really I thought it was just Dom rather than gleam that had their grubby hands involved with the polyester merch.
Alfie says lots of things, was supposed to be new t-shirts every month, several apps in development, podcast recorded, Sims episodes recorded. None have materialises years later. The exciting project he went on about was just the logo slapped on a pop up gin bar. Terrible mismatch. Then he went to great deals to do an insagram with everyone over 18 to proove there were a few older fans.
Zoe's attempts to show that she's a "girl boss" in meetings just made her look like a nodding dog that is a passenger in her brand.
The Sims recorded video must have been really bad for them not to put it out, seeing the videos they do put out there that show them being bitchy. Like Alf and the I'd be in America or London without Zoe.
Alfie says lots of things, was supposed to be new t-shirts every month, several apps in development, podcast recorded, Sims episodes recorded. None have materialises years later. The exciting project he went on about was just the logo slapped on a pop up gin bar. Terrible mismatch. Then he went to great deals to do an insagram with everyone over 18 to proove there were a few older fans.
Zoe's attempts to show that she's a "girl boss" in meetings just made her look like a nodding dog that is a passenger in her brand.
The Sims recorded video must have been really bad for them not to put it out, seeing the videos they do put out there that show them being bitchy. Like Alf and the I'd be in America or London without Zoe.
boredjess
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Oh, I didn't know sugglife is dead.
Z didn't leave Gleam too? I assumed setting up A-Z meant both of them left Gleam.
probably to be a staff of Z, you basically just need to nod non-stop and smile while sniffing the next perfume/bath/lotion/soap scent with her.. plus point is the boss is never in
Omg you hit the nail on the head with alfie! That's exactly how he was with the 1 pound video too. So proud of himself, without being aware at all! He is a 7 year old mentally. omg. No wonder he doesn't want to get married or have kids and finds it all funny and weird etc
He just wants his trampoline in the house.
Zoe hasn't left gleam yet. After it was sold to the Japanese ad company maybe she was on a retainer or a long contract?
It's not even clear what a to z (un) creatives is. Alfie just wanted to set up a company to feel big because Joe and Casper were and that's what all the big YouTubers are - pretending they are savy buisnesses owners.
Zoe from what I can see just uses as a base for her assistants and managers.
Who would even want a tango ice blast machine at work? It's ok as a treat now and again at the cinema but having something like that daily will rot you from the inside.
They were just given a hefty wad of cash to get the tango ice blast machine installed, and to talk about it. Worth it for the company as they've mentioned and showed it so many times. I know thru googling it I can get some at my local cinema. People (kids) will have rushed out to find some to try it, just because Zoella and her crew drink it 'daily'.
I hate she gets paid a fortune to promote bad diet habits. grr. She has no conscience AT ALL. My childhood dream was to open a sweet shop, one of those traditional ones. But after learning so much about health and it's absolute link to diet, I honestly couldn't sleep at night knowing I'd be supplying kids with endless sugar. So I changed my dream for the health of the next generation, I have a healthy eating blog etc
Zoe? Pah! not a chance. It's all about me, me me. Selfish moo!!
I hate she gets paid a fortune to promote bad diet habits. grr. She has no conscience AT ALL. My childhood dream was to open a sweet shop, one of those traditional ones. But after learning so much about health and it's absolute link to diet, I honestly couldn't sleep at night knowing I'd be supplying kids with endless sugar. So I changed my dream for the health of the next generation, I have a healthy eating blog etc
Zoe? Pah! not a chance. It's all about me, me me. Selfish moo!!
nemidiso
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Zoe is such a bad role model in general. I get it that you are also "just a human being" when you're a celebrity and shouldn't act completely different just for show but everything Zoe promotes / her lifestyle is:
- consumerism on an extremely high level e.g. her massive hauls with a shitton of ASOS clothes etc. even her coziness/selfcare-thingy (what could be a good thing) is always connected to buying something like candles, pajamas, cozy blankets, bath products (which she sells herself too of course) so in zoellas world you can "buy feelings" and "atmospheres" and even "seansons"
- being needy and clingy to man makes you complete (she even said she can't be alone)
- laziness (sitting in front of the tv with pizza or wagamamas eeeevery day and evening isn't work, neither is just saying yesto your employees ideas and putting your name on books you didn't write and products you didn't design/made
- completely lack of taking responsibility for mistakes / not even admitting there are mistakes / never apologizing / always blame someone else
- no curiosity or thirst for knowledge or different perspectives whatsoever, even reading is just mentioned if it's connected with a brand deal
- her diet habits (as you mentioned) and her view on sports as something bad. so her health portrayal (besides mental health)
- the importance of looking good. (also problematic in combination with the consumerism (selling beauty stuff!) and her health-lifestyle because she's thin because of genes not because she looks after herself)
It's really awful isn't it, tip of the iceberg with the sugar thing.
Just, wow. what a horrible human being.
I can't wait for all this to change. The tide is turning, and it's about time
I used to love watching Zoe's vlogs a few years back but suddenly I see the light, and watch much better people who promote better lifestyles and are WAY more fun and entertaining with it.
That tango machine must be absolutely rank, there's not enough staff to drink it and so the same ice and colourings and sugar will be flopping about for months
Just, wow. what a horrible human being.
I can't wait for all this to change. The tide is turning, and it's about time
I used to love watching Zoe's vlogs a few years back but suddenly I see the light, and watch much better people who promote better lifestyles and are WAY more fun and entertaining with it.
That tango machine must be absolutely rank, there's not enough staff to drink it and so the same ice and colourings and sugar will be flopping about for months
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FamHam
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Is zoella still a thing? Boots was really burnt by her and that calendar. Every book has sold way less than its predecessor. I imagine she's close to retirement in her mansion once she gets a few kids.
No she's not a thing, her crown as well and truly slipped and tumbled down.
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Ofc she is still milking that cow as much as she can. She's like that person who doesn't realize the party is over and everyone's rolling their eyes that they won't go home yet.
She could've retired years ago, if she invested wisely. Not sure she can live without the endless attention / adoration though.
It will be forever before she has kids.
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Ofc she is still milking that cow as much as she can. She's like that person who doesn't realize the party is over and everyone's rolling their eyes that they won't go home yet.
She could've retired years ago, if she invested wisely. Not sure she can live without the endless attention / adoration though.
It will be forever before she has kids.
boredjess
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the amount of candles she buys.. is it actually normal to buy so many. idk why all YTbers seem to be candles-addicts
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