Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe

[shartgoblin]

Just been shopping in TK Maxx and the candles/reed diffusers and stationery sections are full of zoella lifestyle tat

 

[Bumblebee]

Every blogger and vlogger have that ring holder!! Seems they were the only ones and no one brought them.

Rather embarrassingly I did actually fancy trying the candles. Only because they were a reasonable price and hopefully had a good throw. Nothing worse than a scented candle that doesn’t smell on burning.

 

[It's me]

Looking forward to the videos from Poundland to mimic the lunch boxes...very similar to what people did with her advent calendar.

How much do people eat at lunch time to warrant 3 unless super small compartments.

Am sure people will be thrilled Christmas morning to find loved ones have bought them lunch boxes.

 

[GossWhore]

Is that Zoe at the front at the Strictly viewing party?
Funny how Casper and his gf are lovey dovey but Zoe is alone.

Btw Alfie did tweet he was going so there is he?

 

[KawaiiAF]

I love how the blonde girl with the great tan legs is showing her up as the dowdy shapeless thing she is lol Why does she think she's gods gift?

 

[KawaiiAF]

I also think there are new collections waaay too fast. Even as a fan that's just too much and too fast. You can't use everything in the meantime and you can't really look forward to another one when you just got one some weeks ago? Just bombarding the kids with cheap products in new packaging and call it a day and a thoughtful and creative business?

They are milking that cow as fast and hard as they can.

I wonder if this just autumn stuff and there will be a ton more crap for xmas.

 

[Tea&Toast]

Is that Zoe at the front at the Strictly viewing party?
Funny how Casper and his gf are lovey dovey but Zoe is alone.

Btw Alfie did tweet he was going so there is he?

Joe is gonna look anorexic by the time he finishes Strictly, his legs looked like sticks in those trousers. I really hope that Craig judge rips him to shreds, I’ve got a feeling he won’t like him, would love to see him fall on his ass.

Was Tanya at that party? Zoe uploaded a pic of Tanya on her Instagram this evening, but didn’t see her at the party.

Also what’s happened to Zoe’s twitter, she hasn’t been on it for months, has she been scared off by getting lots of tit over The Inghams, or is it the backlash against her on YouTube? God she’s so pathetic.

 

[BOABKP]

Is that Zoe at the front at the Strictly viewing party?
Funny how Casper and his gf are lovey dovey but Zoe is alone.

Btw Alfie did tweet he was going so there is he?

Lol posted this on GG but here she is again a bit later in the night while some more couples are together, but she’s still alone.

 

[Helloally]

Calling it now.. I think they broke up and are playing along until vlogmas is over to cash in the big bucks. Honestly I would be sooo happy for Zoe if he dumped his ass

 

[jammy]

Maybe it's gummy taking the photos? He was there, it's on his instagram. Everyone else dancing and having a good time, he just standing around filming it all.

 

[FamHam]

I really hope she's dumped him, but can't see that ever happening!

Shes off Twitter because it's the one platform she can't control every comment and delete what she likes

 

[boredjess]

She'll NEVER dump him

 

[StephenTJackson]

I know Zoe isn’t a party person, but just comparing her Insta stories of Joe’s Strictly/Birthday party to anybody else’s who was there, people like Joe, Alfie, Mark, AJ etc. It was like she wasn’t at the party and didn’t really show anything or anyone. She showed a really boring night, while everyone else showed one hell of a good party.

 

[BOABKP]

I know Zoe isn’t a party person, but just comparing her Insta stories of Joe’s Strictly/Birthday party to anybody else’s who was there, people like Joe, Alfie, Mark, AJ etc. It was like she wasn’t at the party and didn’t really show anything or anyone. She showed a really boring night, while everyone else showed one hell of a good party.

She was vlogging which is probably why she didn’t use her stories as much

 

[Burritobowl]

That party looked awesome, but I can even find her in any of the insta-stories, I don´t know but that party seemed like the perfect event to brag about her beeing the best hostess. 2013 Zoella would be all over the place screaming and asking guys to carry her and try dance moves with her because: she is O so small, light and quirky. Of course people change, but we have witnessed that Zoe had refuse to grow up or even mature her persona a lil bit trough all of this time.

 

[nemidiso]

wait, you really think they maybe broke up?! why should they do it now and why do you think so?

 

[boredjess]

there's no way she would be sighted ANYWHERE if he had dumped her already. she'll be sobbing at mum's house, since she's friendless.. hiding away for months.

They share houses, the office, the dog. I don't even think Alfie dares to break up with her because it will be a huge mess.

 

[Helloally]

She’s officially zoesugg on instagram! I see a rebranding happening

 

[FamHam]

She’s officially zoesugg on instagram! I see a rebranding happening

Too little too late!

What a weird photo she's chosen to announce it, the eyes, the hair, the skin, the mouth. its all off



She's renamed zoella beauty zoella

 

[Iced Coffee]

Well, we knew this was bound to happen. I'm cautiously optimistic (hopefully her "actual" self won't keep catering to 13 year olds and crappy content) but we'll see if her channel actually matures.