Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe

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Her book is the worst idea, especially today when we have pinterest.

Someone in this thread made a really good comment: it's not like she invented seasons and will teach us how to hang up the mistletoe.

But if she loves the idea of that book that much, she could have used it for her dead blog. But no, she has to SELL. It's all about money. Even though.. her channels and her blog generate money too...
 
Ele said:
:ROFLMAO:What the f is that? Snow? :ROFLMAO: It looks like somebody opened the image in paint and started doing that "desing" with the eraser.

Well, quantity over quality..

There are things about her that don't bother me that much; like her hairstyle, her desire to stay inside the house and eat pizza. But THIS. The amount of projects she started (with the only purpose to make more money) is insane and makes me mad. I know she wants to do things but can she slow down? Why is she in such a hurry? Or at least she could do something new, meaningful.. And no matter how many vlogs in the office I'll see, she will never convince me that she "works so hard".
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the whole collection was a 5min design job. it looks like "correction liquid"

quantity over quality because it's all about the $. the book is just dumb. I can teach someone how to host a party Zeella style, buy junk, put up a LOT of f.junk, buy a lot of food (highly doubt she COOKS), make milkshakes that looks like a kid did it
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how do one eat/drink that, I can't stand the sloppyness, the stickyness
those red syrup drips on the table. urgh

and make the room looks like balloons exploded.
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The design looks like a value range or and early sample where the designer just took 2 minutes on each one.

She exposed herself how fake the book is - showing countless people round her house all doing the work and her just posing for the photos. A real authentic book like this would be real pictures throughout the year, not everything staged in a week or two with the help of a team.

It's only just sold out of the signed copies from whsmith. It deserves to flop.
 
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The design looks like a value range or and early sample where the designer just took 2 minutes on each one.

She exposed herself how fake the book is - showing countless people round her house all doing the work and her just posing for the photos. A real authentic book like this would be real pictures throughout the year, not everything staged in a week or two with the help of a team.

It's only just sold out of the signed copies from whsmith. It deserves to flop.
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Most people can save themselves the money and create their own party hosting inspiration board on Pinterest.... can't imagine the older demographic paying for a book like that. Can't see teens who are not fans buying it, because the internet is a free alternative. Can't imagine middle aged homeowners buying it either. Or grans and grandpas....so who is her target audience?
 
Lol, she is a joke by now. Who the hell is in her team?!?! A poorly done 'Hosting' book, I mean, my mom used to buy specialized magazines for decoration tips...in 2000...
Who (that had a real interest in decoration and hosting) would buy that magazine? I mean if you are so invested in home decor and hosting you wouldn't buy a flopping youtuber's book for tips. Literally any other source of tips is better than Zoella's expensive book.
 
What I think a useful book for party planning is where to find GOOD CHEAP DECOS, or DIYs or GOOD CHEAP party food or good gift ideas, inspiration for themes.

her target audience? just gullible fans trying to buy something with photos of them.
 
This YTber Jordan Cheyenne, she has 446k sub, she says she gets US$3k for a 2-3min product mention in a video, not even a WHOLE video of a product/brand. Excluding commission/referral bonus

She then says she heard an influencer with over 6m sub, gets $120k-$150k (£90k) for a YT video

Can anyone imagine Zeella getting even £50k for that photoframe/posters video
 
There is an old vlog of her rambling and adressing change, hate.
She says people expect things from her she doesn't want to share or do. She doesn't want to change the type of content she has just because there are more people watching. So maybe it makes sense why she made the same type of videos all these years.
She also says that the negative feedback that affects her is the one coming from the press and other content/yt creators. As we know, now there are people makings all those negative videos.. so I wonder if it has an effect on her.

The vlog I mentioned is from march 2016, it's called "you dreamt what?"

Edit to add: I think that in time she learned to stop caring about things and turned in this.. person... she is today.
 
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boredjess said:
This YTber Jordan Cheyenne, she has 446k sub, she says she gets US$3k for a 2-3min product mention in a video, not even a WHOLE video of a product/brand. Excluding commission/referral bonus

She then says she heard an influencer with over 6m sub, gets $120k-$150k (£90k) for a YT video

Can anyone imagine Zeella getting even £50k for that photoframe/posters video
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50k for zoella is easily achievable, but just once as the brand will figure out she isn't worth it.

Although sub numbers aren't the best to guess an infuencers price - more and more they are going off current reach as people like zella have millions of dead subs.
 
I don't hate that design. But I don't like it for a winter collection, it doesn't make me think of winter and Christmas. I wonder how much it will cost.

Can somebody tell me if the changes on Twitter are recent? I haven't been there in a while..
Now her main page (the one with millions of follows) is Zoe Sugg.
And the zoella beauty page is now called Zoella.
 
Ele said:
I don't hate that design. But I don't like it for a winter collection, it doesn't make me think of winter and Christmas. I wonder how much it will cost.

Can somebody tell me if the changes on Twitter are recent? I haven't been there in a while..
Now her main page (the one with millions of follows) is Zoe Sugg.
And the zoella beauty page is now called Zoella.
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I think the changes happened yesterday I’m not sure. Looks like the ‘re branding’ is underway lol
 
interesting twitter changes!
so maybe she tries to be more "herself" (not in a really authentic way but keeping Zoe as her person and Zoella as a brand apart) and her digital alter ego as something different and her business. that's the vibes I get from her new "personal" Instagram Account and her new twitter rebranding.
 
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She does NOTHING

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OT i know and from way back, but I was just looking through the thread and this really pissed me off. It really annoys me seeing this witch at Pride waving her rainbow flag, duck off we don’t need twats like you at Pride. I hate these types of straight twit allies, if you’re so proud why the duck doesn’t your closeted bf come out. Yeah Zoe freedom to love your closeted idiot bf
 
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