Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe

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The only saving grace for this whole trying to grab attention from Joe being on Strictly is that it is unlikely we will see her in the audience on TV more than once. The celebs only get two audience tickets a week so given all Joe’s family and friends who will probably want to go she won’t be able to be there every week, even if she doesn’t have “anxiety”.
 
I can't even express how annoying it is that she's started filming her "office meetings". They are so painfully boring and even if I watch the rest of the vlog (which if I may admit, I still like to watch here and there) I cannot for the life of me put myself through that. The minute I see her in her office I skip through... She's obsessed with proving herself to us and making us believe how hard she works. Also, those outfits were hideous.
 
Also, sorry for the double post, but it looks like she's going for 'millennial pink' for her ~Lifestyle 2019~ collection. She's late to the party again with that trend...
 
Jawge said:
2 vlogs in a week? Has someone given her a kick up the arse? This must be part of the rebrand
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Girl has a book and new beauty products coming out, so it's time for her to vlog again. She'll disappear again soon enough, pop up for Xmas then disappear until the new range is out in the spring. Rinse and repeat.
 
miam000 said:
Also, those outfits were hideous.
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Yes. I think she used to dress better in the past.

Maybe I am crazy but I hate that (almost) everytime I see her in the vlogs, I can tell that her clothers are new. She is wearing them for the first time in order to be able to put those affiliate links in the description.
 
I'm half tempted to watch the vlog to see these outfits. Leopard print?

I'm sure her assistant picks out a wardrobe so that everything has an affiliate link. She never links a shop for an outfit unless she earns cash out of it.
 
FamHam said:
I'm half tempted to watch the vlog to see these outfits. Leopard print?

I'm sure her assistant picks out a wardrobe so that everything has an affiliate link. She never links a shop for an outfit unless she earns cash out of it.
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⇢ *Denim Jumpsuit - ASOS -
⇢ *Leopard Boots - River Island - (Similar)
⇢ Leopard Sweatshirt - Zara -
⇢ *Spot Print Bandana - Bershka -
⇢ *Glasses - Ray Ban

and there are 9 makeup products with *. So she did her makeup on camera for a reason.
 
FamHam said:
So she's linking to items that are similar just to get commission even if they aren't what she is wearing, thats :poop:
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Yes... it's not the first time I see her doing that.
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I can understand if a small youtuber wants to use every single method to make money from yt. But Zoe has so many things going on, all generating cash. And she has two channels. I would like to see at least one single thing she does just because she likes to do it.
But we are talking about Zoe... that's what she likes.. cash. Cash is never enogh.
If some more relatable, adfree/affiliatefree vlogs are impossible to get from her, I personally have the proof that she is still there(on yt) only for the money. Sad.
 
Jawge said:
2 vlogs in a week? Has someone given her a kick up the arse? This must be part of the rebrand
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There are some projects to film and blur so nobody will see :ROFLMAO: But it does make sense to film them right?
She wants to show us she is working so so hard, I guess that's the reason.
 
Jesus, how many hair products does a girl need for one day??

Also hearing Carrie talk at the meeting, it really struck me how Zoe seemed not in control at all of her brand. Like Carrie is just gently walking her through every step (which I'm sure is PART of her job) but Zoe just sounded like a kid at the adult table.
 
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Ele said:
Yes... it's not the first time I see her doing that.
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I can understand if a small youtuber wants to use every single method to make money from yt. But Zoe has so many things going on, all generating cash. And she has two channels. I would like to see at least one single thing she does just because she likes to do it.
But we are talking about Zoe... that's what she likes.. cash. Cash is never enogh.
If some more relatable, adfree/affiliatefree vlogs are impossible to get from her, I personally have the proof that she is still there(on yt) only for the money. Sad.
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If she had some hobbies or interests she might not just be into cash. Pizza doesn't count as a hobby nore does hanging out with "friends".

She just wants a baby as has nothing else going on in her life.

She could learn a language, play an instrument, do anything creative or artistic but doesn't.
 
Watching today's vlog where Jim and Tanya visit and Jim was watching the KSI v Logan fight stream, so that means she's been filming vlogs for these weeks while shes been absent and is uploading them just in time for her product releases. But it must mean shes about a month (?) behind on her vlogs. Also, she looks a right state, the hair is a mess, the outfits don't suit her and the fake glasses make her look trashy and are too big for her head. The jumpsuit is also too baggy for her body size/shape, a slimmer fitting jumpsuit - particularly in the legs - would better suit her slim shape.
 
STJ_95 said:
Watching today's vlog where Jim and Tanya visit and Jim was watching the KSI v Logan fight stream, so that means she's been filming vlogs for these weeks while shes been absent and is uploading them just in time for her product releases. But it must mean shes about a month (?) behind on her vlogs.
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Holy crap, I didn't even think about that. Wtf, how is she not embarrassed to be releasing vlogs so late? And half assed pretending they're on time????
 
STJ_95 said:
Watching today's vlog where Jim and Tanya visit and Jim was watching the KSI v Logan fight stream, so that means she's been filming vlogs for these weeks while shes been absent and is uploading them just in time for her product releases. But it must mean shes about a month (?) behind on her vlogs. Also, she looks a right state, the hair is a mess, the outfits don't suit her and the fake glasses make her look trashy and are too big for her head. The jumpsuit is also too baggy for her body size/shape, a slimmer fitting jumpsuit - particularly in the legs - would better suit her slim shape.
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I am sure her excuse would be "I didn't have time to edit"
I don't have a problem with prefilmed videos (as long as that doesn't become a habit) but the excuse I just mentioned would be stupid. Even if she has those long videos, she does have the time. What else could she be doing? Meetings? Yes, sure.
 
Ele said:
I am sure her excuse would be "I didn't have time to edit"
I don't have a problem with prefilmed videos (as long as that doesn't become a habit) but the excuse I just mentioned would be stupid. Even if she has those long videos, she does have the time. What else could she be doing? Meetings? Yes, sure.
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Her assistant said the other day on camera that zoella doesn't edit. She apologized to the editor in a early way for how annoying the footage would be to edit.
 
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