Zoella #5 Biological clock is knocking on door but her boyfriend has the mental age of 4

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Mabelrose said:
I honestly think apart from making money YouTube/insta etc has ruined a lot of people, so many of them are stuck in a false world where they have no direction or take on real life. Zoe would have been forced to grow up, get a job etc if YT had not happened, her life I truly believe would have been better. Money makes life easier in so many ways, but it at the expense of your potential. So many of the gleam crew just got lucky and have now lost all sense of the real world.
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I agree. I think Zoe would have been much happier staying in her little village with her childhood friends. I reckon she would have had a few children by now as well. Instead she is surrounded by yes men and users. Is there anybody in her life that doesn't gain financially by being her "friend"? Its a shame really. A big house and money clearly doesn't bring her happiness.
 
Yoghurtpots said:
I agree. I think Zoe would have been much happier staying in her little village with her childhood friends. I reckon she would have had a few children by now as well. Instead she is surrounded by yes men and users. Is there anybody in her life that doesn't gain financially by being her "friend"? Its a shame really. A big house and money clearly doesn't bring her happiness.
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I think that too. She could have been like her mum.
 
Youtubegossip said:
Shittest stag do ever if true and surely joe would have been invited. AndDianne and Zoe’s mum to hers
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Yeah, Alfie hanging from the dock in a beautiful, culture-filled Greek island and seeing how far he can let his feet down and then challenging mates to get in on it with a triumphant " GET THAT" would indeed be the shittest he could do 😅 But then again if the stars did all actually align and he got a wild enough hair and proposed to someone, doubt his party would be any more lively than that!!
 
So she's using Ebony Days (Our Tiny Tribe) presets... Wonder if that's going to be the next 'best friend'?? I can't imagine her actually paying for them though
 
cherry198 said:
There’s speculation on gg that zoe and alfie are secretly engaged and these respective boys/girls trips they are on are stag/hen parties,I mean you just have to laugh😂 One,there’s no way big alf’s ever gonna pop the question and two there’s no way they’d keep that a secret, zoe would be the first to shout it from the rooftops.
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If this happened it would be the biggest plot twist of all time 🤣
 
I actually just want to scream at her!!! Go and do some bleeping work you work shy lying witch!!! She literally does nothing all day, (if she leaves the house!!!) plays with her dogs and plays cards then complains about how long it takes her to edit the 1 video she might post every month or so🙄🙄🙄 so over it she is so far removed from reality it’s unbelievable
 
God I wish they would break up so much, they are boring me to death at this point.

Anyone else find it interesting that Zoe happens to be away on whatever this content/retreat/work trip thing is just as Alfie is getting back home? Perhaps she is trying to avoid the panic attack caused by him coming home. Like the last time.....
 
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Albert_Chris said:
God I wish they would break up so much, they are boring me to death at this point.

Anyone else find it interesting that Zoe happens to be away on whatever this content/retreat/work trip thing is just as Alfie is getting back home? Perhaps she is trying to avoid the panic attack caused by him coming home. Like the last time.....
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She's having a panic attack because she's got to look at his bloody teeth again when he gets home😏. It must be tough😂😂😂
 
Yoghurtpots said:
I agree. I think Zoe would have been much happier staying in her little village with her childhood friends. I reckon she would have had a few children by now as well. Instead she is surrounded by yes men and users. Is there anybody in her life that doesn't gain financially by being her "friend"? Its a shame really. A big house and money clearly doesn't bring her happiness.
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I wonder if thats part of why she's alone in Brighton - she's scared to make friends as she thinks they're using her for something, but any friends she had that were genuine live in her hometown so she rarely sees them/maybe can't relate to them as much now.
 
These freaking "retreats" and the mandatory fun reminds me of Taylor Swift in her "girl gang" era, with the overproduced perfect images of TS and her celebrity friends having girls nights and all other supposedly aspirational retreats. Zoe's are like a low rent version of the Taylor ones: in both cases, they came across as control freaks who enforce FUN FUN FUN (sorry to any Taylor fans, not hating on her, just always thought all that "super cool girl gang" stuff was cringeworthy and forced).
 
cushtybert said:
As much as they would love to tell there story on her I expect I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t. I bet they read here though 😂
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Well what else are they going to do all day sitting in the office, no work to do, bosses haven’t come in yet again, only Tango IceBlasts to sustain them until the next delivery of #gifted doughnuts. Reading Tattle and GG and the like is probably the only way for them to pass the day.
 
So today she got home from her work trip, right? Basically the first night she gets to spend with Elf in a good week, not counting his Thames holiday.
And instead of spending quality time together alone, they meet with Zach, Morgan and that weird dude at a bar.
Well guys, romance isn’t dead after all.

Not saying they now HAVE to spend time together but if I had not properly seen my boyfriend in, what, nine days, I would want to spend time with him al9ne, catching up, cuddling. Not being with “the guys”...
 
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Vermilion said:
So today she got from her or trip, right? Basically the first night she gets to spend with Elf in a good week, not counting his Thames holiday.
And instead of spending quality time together alone, they meet with Zach, Morgan and that weird dude at a bar.
Well guys, romance isn’t dead after all.

Not saying they now HAVE to spend time together but if I had not properly seen my boyfriend in, what, nine days, I would want to spend time with him al9ne, catching up, cuddling. Not being with “the guys”...
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Breakup is on the horizon folks!
 
Horatio said:
Who meets up with the friends they've just been away with on the first night back ? Seems a bit needy on all sides
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They never seem to enjoy spending alone time together,like everyone’s said they’ve hardly seen each other these past few weeks and now they are reunited but off out with the gang.Surley you’d want at least one night of quality time and could spend the next day hanging out with friends.
 
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