Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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The touching was out of control today. Tell me why he felt the need to take out a soda from the cooler to tell us they hated it and then put it back? Why did he pet dongers boob? Donger was in full YT watching mode, is she that bored or is ATW her emotional support friend?
I’m behind due to the holidays; here you have me terrified of boob petting while I’m still trying to process what Royal having “all their poops in a group” is supposed to mean…
 
Just seen this post. Boy oh boy is Willldo going to be disappointed!
 

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At the beginning of the Fantasy of Trees video, when he asks Dawn if she’s ready, she does a whole new thing with her hand where she makes a fist in the air like she’s grasping for something, then lowers her hand and looks at it. Was she trying to catch the “ready”?
This damn theme song has got to go or people are going to start spontaneously losing it. Seriously, that song is so bad. Was it supposed to be a gift to them or did they commission it? Seriously, that song is so abrasive that it’s probably being used at places like CIA black sites and Guantanomo Bay to “work on” people.
I don’t know why I’m surprised that he calls the Sunsphere the “Sun Spear”. The timing of Dawn remarking, “Oh look, a donkey!” Yeah, no tit Dawn.
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Also, they have a fundamental misunderstanding of what Fantasy of Trees is about. Of course the trees are for sale. The entire purpose of this event is to raise money for Children’s Hospital.
 
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It took him about a second and a half to be weird. It’s unbelievable how unnatural he is on camera. Why did he feel the need to lean in so close to the camera? What’s that for? The last thing on earth we need is a close up of his face, but if I had to guess he was admiring that dirt on his face he’s mistaken for a goatee.
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3:39 “hippoponamuss” It’s crazy to think that such a successful business man maxed out the limits of his vocabulary at five years old.
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5:32 of COURSE
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8:38 “Little Relfie”
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Does anybody else find it odd that whenever Willl does that stupid pan to Dawn for no reason, she’s usually just staring at him instead of what they are there to see?
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10:04 “ballB”
 
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My goodness, Willy's Santa Hat just keeps getting smaller. Will and Dawn of course, was sticking out like a sore thumb as always. Everyone there was dress normally and I didn't see anybody else have Santa Hats on. What the Hell was that with the ending. Will ends the video as soon as the elevator doors open up. He didn't finish once again. That's almost 9 years on YouTube.
 
11:05 “Beetle Juiced”
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11:26 “It’s for sale!?!?” He still hasn’t noticed, it’s kinda the whole point. Just…. Wow, that’s all I can say.
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12:39 “Ginger Braaad” seriously Willl, you have to work on the alphabet, it’s never too late.
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14:11 “greasenex”
 
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I wish I could live a life in denial like Will does. He’s not going to realize all these travel plans with the garbage he eats every meal. If a stroke or heart attack doesn’t get him, he’s heading for a mobility scooter soon. I can’t remember on which lie stream he said he had to start taking blood pressure meds and his thyroid numbers were off and there were issues with some other blood work numbers but they’ve gotten huge since then.
I hope they do go to Greece, it’s notorious for ripping off tourists. They’ll be pegged as dumb Americans in a split second and drained of money
 
I wish I could live a life in denial like Will does. He’s not going to realize all these travel plans with the garbage he eats every meal. If a stroke or heart attack doesn’t get him, he’s heading for a mobility scooter soon. I can’t remember on which lie stream he said he had to start taking blood pressure meds and his thyroid numbers were off and there were issues with some other blood work numbers but they’ve gotten huge since then.
I seem to remember it was about this time last year that WiLLL started saying that he was going to the doctor to get some things "checked out" after the first of the year. At the time I got the impression that he had recently gotten insurance and that coverage would begin January 1st. 'Course, I'm sure he doesn't have health insurance for Dawn - she could use it, she needs some medical attention.
 
How could somebody who only does YouTube, and has only done YouTube for many years be so bad at editing? It’s very obvious that he just puts full clips in the same order they were recorded into the app along with the awful intro and outro, and presto, out pops a terrible video. That’s why he never notices the screwups, missing endings, and cut off sentences, he’s not actually watching the crap he’s putting in the app.
 
I wish I could live a life in denial like Will does. He’s not going to realize all these travel plans with the garbage he eats every meal. If a stroke or heart attack doesn’t get him, he’s heading for a mobility scooter soon. I can’t remember on which lie stream he said he had to start taking blood pressure meds and his thyroid numbers were off and there were issues with some other blood work numbers but they’ve gotten huge since then.
I hope they do go to Greece, it’s notorious for ripping off tourists. They’ll be pegged as dumb Americans in a split second and drained of money

I believe the BP issue started after the NYE cruise.
 
I seem to remember it was about this time last year that WiLLL started saying that he was going to the doctor to get some things "checked out" after the first of the year. At the time I got the impression that he had recently gotten insurance and that coverage would begin January 1st. 'Course, I'm sure he doesn't have health insurance for Dawn - she could use it, she needs some medical attention.
If "some medical attention" includes a full frontal lobotomy, I think the toddler witch would benefit.
 
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