Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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Will the fat ass film the Gatlinburg parade tonight or are the 2 lazy hippos still "decompressing" in their tit-shack from their gorging cruise?

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I know we've talked about this cartoon before, where they've inserted themselves into the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving scene. In looking at it this year, to be accurate and more like their real selves, WiLLLLL needs to add at least one more chin to his cartoon self. He did get the unshaven look right though. And Dawn, in shorts, sandals, and a Ron Jon t-shirt, should have a vacant stare, straggly hair, and a sideways thumbs-up.

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Oh look! WiLLL and Dawn are PeaYITS!
 
So we have three days of Orlando Kissimmee uh-ventures coming. Which will be stretched out until at least Monday.

We'll then get some lights bullshit like the same 12 Days of Christmas that we see every year or the usual walk through Gatlinburg ("Gatlinburg is lookin' goooood!"). Then it's just the same Christmas stuff. Will loves it because it's the same stuff every year and he's basically on autopilot and doesn't have to think or "resurch" anything.
 
So we have three days of Orlando Kissimmee uh-ventures coming. Which will be stretched out until at least Monday.

We'll then get some lights bullshit like the same 12 Days of Christmas that we see every year or the usual walk through Gatlinburg ("Gatlinburg is lookin' goooood!"). Then it's just the same Christmas stuff. Will loves it because it's the same stuff every year and he's basically on autopilot and doesn't have to think or "resurch" anything.
Course ya gotta have yur trip to Michigan to Hoover up some gifts from Dawn’s famurly and a couple of northerun fans yaaas. While there course ya gotta do all the same Christmasy stuff.
It looks like though that they wasted a little too much time relaxing and stalling uploads because there just won’t be much time for his favorite Smoky Maotin Christmas before the New Year’s cruise.
 
I watched part of a K&E RV video. They are the 2 girls that live in the RV and they are back in the smokies. They said they have had “fans” show up at their RV. It made me wonder, have any “fans” ever shown up at Will and Dongs dumpy house.
People here show up to take pictures of their house, which is just as creepy in my opinion.
 
So we’re not even getting a sideways thumb, it’s just a limp baby fist. Are her hands completely dead weight now? Also, is it possible that Willl has convinced her that Disney Springs is the same thing as Disney World?
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When it comes to “balbs,” Disney Springs has “averything.” Why does this man pronounce words that way?
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8:45 I guess he’s just blind, deaf, and dumb. More than likely why he can’t pronounce anything. He can’t see well enough to be able to read, and he can’t read well enough to comprehend.
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One second he says “dallars,” the next he says dollars like a normal person. I really can’t think of any word in my vocabulary that I have multiple ways to pronounce it.
 
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The only free place to go at WDW: Dis-uh-ney Springs.

The most jolliest place.

They are saying a lot of things on this trip.

Why is Dawn wearing her Royal Caribbean lanyard? She had to have made the choice to put in on this morning.

It took Will only 20 minutes to figure out there's a trail of Christmas trees.

That's not a hidden Mickey. That's a pretty obvious one.

Will is trying too hard to hide his sticker shock for the Dis-uh-ney ornaments. He keeps looking for a cheap one. Spoiler! He didn't find one. BTW, Will we have almost all those ornaments you can't afford. Yet you think I'm jealous of you.

Will isn't going to buy any Dis-uh-ney item. These prices are too much for Will. If he's going to pay that much, Will wants to see gators.

My God! Will is touching a lot. Even for Will. Disney should have some one picking up after him and sending the stuff to the outlet store.

Why do Will and Dawn look at jackets? They already have plenty of jackets they leave at home.

Did Will cop a feel on Dawn in the Coca Cola store?!?

Dawn keeps showing Will things, hoping she'll get permission to buy something. Sorry, Dawn. Not today.

They said they were going to get a beverage. They got four, piled high with whipped cream. Cranberry, Cinnamon and Gingerbread. A Coke flight. I thought that was a plane leaving Columbia. Hey-Yo! Because Will and Dawn didn't get enough treats on the cruise.

There it is! Disney Springs is a TRADITION!!! Translation: it's free content, requires very little effort and Will can tell Dawn she got to go shopping.

So what's next? ICON Park (again)? Gatorland (again). The Giant Orange and I-Drive? Something free and lazy.

At least that's what they say...
 
So they went to Diz-Aney Springs and didn’t buy anything! They made sure to get their sugary Coke drinks though.
Dawn doesn’t like gingerbread 🙄 Probably the same way she‘s allergic to pineapple. Toddlers faces in full effect

They must have touched every ornament in the Christmas store, went into World of Disney and did the same damn thing 😠
My family and I will be staying at Disney over Christmas and I’ll definitely be buying items from the back of the racks and shelves.
Yes, Will, I can travel even though I have a child and I can also buy whatever I want. Maybe one of these days Dawn can buy a full size Vera Bradley bag since you say it’s her favorite store
 

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The only free place to go at WDW: Dis-uh-ney Springs.

The most jolliest place.

They are saying a lot of things on this trip.

Why is Dawn wearing her Royal Caribbean lanyard? She had to have made the choice to put in on this morning.

It took Will only 20 minutes to figure out there's a trail of Christmas trees.

That's not a hidden Mickey. That's a pretty obvious one.

Will is trying too hard to hide his sticker shock for the Dis-uh-ney ornaments. He keeps looking for a cheap one. Spoiler! He didn't find one. BTW, Will we have almost all those ornaments you can't afford. Yet you think I'm jealous of you.

Will isn't going to buy any Dis-uh-ney item. These prices are too much for Will. If he's going to pay that much, Will wants to see gators.

My God! Will is touching a lot. Even for Will. Disney should have some one picking up after him and sending the stuff to the outlet store.

Why do Will and Dawn look at jackets? They already have plenty of jackets they leave at home.

Did Will cop a feel on Dawn in the Coca Cola store?!?

Dawn keeps showing Will things, hoping she'll get permission to buy something. Sorry, Dawn. Not today.

They said they were going to get a beverage. They got four, piled high with whipped cream. Cranberry, Cinnamon and Gingerbread. A Coke flight. I thought that was a plane leaving Columbia. Hey-Yo! Because Will and Dawn didn't get enough treats on the cruise.

There it is! Disney Springs is a TRADITION!!! Translation: it's free content, requires very little effort and Will can tell Dawn she got to go shopping.

So what's next? ICON Park (again)? Gatorland (again). The Giant Orange and I-Drive? Something free and lazy.

At least that's what they say...
I had to go back and see what happened at the Coca Cola store since I was starting to zone out by then. He is so gross 🤮 Definitely got turned on by the soft pajama shorts
 

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Does anybody have a clue why he doesn’t just say Coke, since Coca Cola is just so dang hard to say?
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18:51 Is the moment the Coke employee that made Dawn’s drinks realized they should’ve just called in sick.
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19:19 I guess reading the menu is still not a thing, since they accidentally bought two of the same drinks.
 
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