Welsh Runner and Kelloggs on the Run #17 Threshy Seshy Splashy Crashy

What’s next for super not Elite Kells?

  • Weymouth 70.3 - timed out of swim

    Votes: 21 32.8%

  • Weymouth 70.3 - timed out of bike

    Votes: 4 6.3%

  • Weymouth 70.3 - dead effing last

    Votes: 3 4.7%

  • Weymouth 70.3 DNS

    Votes: 23 35.9%

  • Valencia Marathon in the 3:20 wave

    Votes: 13 20.3%

  • Chicago cos she’s a successful coach who can afford the trip

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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    64
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I just skipped to the end. She’s fucking hilarious. Love how rough she looks after an easy heart rate training run- didn’t take it out of her at all did it?! Also love how much she’s crying over a sub 4 that you’d think an elite like our kels should have smashed years ago. Only took you 6736 years and 766363 attempts kels….🤣🤣🤣
 
She’s so tragic. I actually can’t get over her and Jemma and their Instagram presence since Sunday. It just goes to show a) how highly they rate themselves and b) that SM and running are the only things that are important to them.

They both have partners, children, pets and wider families. What on Earth has led them to become like this? If I was posting like this, my mum or wife would have a word.

I’m honestly at a loss. Really. I need to get off this Welloggs train because her behaviour (particularly in comparison to Valencia and after the Ironman) over the last few days has been appalling.
 
Well Jane Campion she ain’t. The only thing that this vlog has confirmed is she’s a dirty, dirty excuse for a human. Trainers on the bed, yuck 🤢

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That brand new house that they’ve moved into is already trashed by the snippets we’ve seen on their videos and reels. I can completely understand if a family with 4 kids and 1 or 2 parents who work FT or even PT struggle in this regard. It must be a huge challenge to keep on top of everything if you are working and trying to look after 4 little people. But neither of them work. What are they doing all day? On the phone for an hour and half? Taking it in turns to film each other for the gram? Clean ffs. Parent.

Their priorities are all wrong.
 
zetta buttons said:
That brand new house that they’ve moved into is already trashed by the snippets we’ve seen on their videos and reels. I can completely understand if a family with 4 kids and 1 or 2 parents who work FT or even PT struggle in this regard. It must be a huge challenge to keep on top of everything if you are working and trying to look after 4 little people. But neither of them work. What are they doing all day? On the phone for an hour and half? Taking it in turns to film each other for the gram? Clean ffs. Parent.

Their priorities are all wrong.
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They are just shit lazy. I have 3 kids plus pets, when my kids were younger I worked part time and my husband worked 12 hour shifts, I was training for marathons, my husband for ultras, plus running kids around to swimming, dancing, football, tennis, table tennis, netball and judo. Me, my husband and all my kids did volunteer work too, plus me and my husband along with 2 other people set up a local running club where I was a run leader and my husband a coach. Our house was never dirty and seldom untidy, they are just plain lazy and are happy to live in a shit hole. They are teaching their kids it's okay to be lazy and dirty.
 
Me and Mr clown have just got back from a morning run and watched this vlog whilst having a brew. What a rank woman she is. Not sure what is worse, the cringey chat between the three of them in the hotel bedroom, the state of her house floor when she got home and how filthy someone else's house is that they rent or her teeth that seem to be getting worse. Her race photos say it all and how 'gaptastic' she thinks she looks :sick:

Btw did anyone see one of their sheep call out this site for bullying? Assuming it was against her as they mentioned that we were slamming someone else's hard work and achievements 😂
 
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Btw did anyone see one of their sheep call out this site for bullying? Assuming it was against her as they mentioned that we were slamming someone else's hard work and achievements 😂
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Ooh, who was this?
Marinium said:
I briefly checked one random video of hers from 4 years ago and it looks like she’s grown 10+ years in the last 4.
Her teeth look absolutely horrific, I bet she’s got bad periodontitis and if she carries on like that she’s gonna have no teeth very soon.
And the state of their house floor 🤢🤢
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Those teeth are gross, many years of smoking and poor hygiene 🤢
 
I flipped thru the vlog and her editing and work is so amateur when "content creating" is her job. She looks horrendous for 36 years old. That house is filth. That puppy needs training and will be a nightmare.

You can spot her by her teeth a mile away.

The comments.. "previous disappointments" 😂

A girl saying she also got sub 4 on her first marathon. Took Kelly 12+ attempts, 8 years and no job to run around. Nice little dig that comment 😂
 

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I skim watched in 3 minutes.

1. Her smugness is off the scale. Throughout the whole thing. Ugh.

2. Why say you aren’t having mushrooms then order a pizza with mushrooms on? Odd.

3. Funny that a child is wearing an IM support crew T shirt. Nice touch.

4. Agree with others about the dog training going appallingly. Having an untrained Vizsla in a built up area and in a house with 4 kids is asking for trouble. They obviously know best. You cannot compare a cockerpoo with a Viszla, you just can’t.

5. That house is making me itch.

6. We’ve got a debrief to come. Fab. 😑
 
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They are just shit lazy. I have 3 kids plus pets, when my kids were younger I worked part time and my husband worked 12 hour shifts, I was training for marathons, my husband for ultras, plus running kids around to swimming, dancing, football, tennis, table tennis, netball and judo. Me, my husband and all my kids did volunteer work too, plus me and my husband along with 2 other people set up a local running club where I was a run leader and my husband a coach. Our house was never dirty and seldom untidy, they are just plain lazy and are happy to live in a shit hole. They are teaching their kids it's okay to be lazy and dirty.
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Genuinely - how did you do it? OTT I know but I was debating whether or not I sign up for a half in summer next year (my running is shite at the moment, I can get a 10k down but it's so slow compared to my pre-baby pace for a multitude of reasons, including not wanting it enough and not having the propensity for lactate testing) but the idea of doing 8 - 10 mile training runs and then coming home to a toddler wanting me to play and be active with him brings me out in hives.
 
Ok bored of work so thought I'd watch the start of this vlog.
In her day before intro she says "training run with good chunks of mara pace". Which bit of her pacing chart are the mara pace blocks? 😂 I'm not sure Kel's would know her mara pace if it bit her on the bum. Her pace is go out hell for leather and fade, fade, fade...with the added option of going blind or being sick if she faded too much and needs something to blame.
Into the actual race - agree with earlier comment, her camera work is shit! I watch a fair share of runner YouTube and hers and tits are the only ones I get motion sickness from. If you must film at least fork out for a stabilising ball so it's not rocking too and fro with every step.
 
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I’m really excited to see the pace she goes out at in Valencia, now she’s been buoyed by a sub 4.
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It’s irrelevant. Tits will be there. She’ll go blind after 16 miles.

If you listened in Science lessons, you’d know that it’s haemoglobin and you are using the US spelling like a wanker. Speaking of which, WTAF is he doing dressed in 2 cagoules? If he really wants to up his haemoglobin, he can do us all a favour and go and live in Flagstaff for a while.

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