Welsh Runner and Kelloggs on the Run #17 Threshy Seshy Splashy Crashy

What’s next for super not Elite Kells?

  • Weymouth 70.3 - timed out of swim

    Votes: 21 32.8%

  • Weymouth 70.3 - timed out of bike

    Votes: 4 6.3%

  • Weymouth 70.3 - dead effing last

    Votes: 3 4.7%

  • Weymouth 70.3 DNS

    Votes: 23 35.9%

  • Valencia Marathon in the 3:20 wave

    Votes: 13 20.3%

  • Chicago cos she’s a successful coach who can afford the trip

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    64
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instaclowns said:
Who do these wankers think they are? Just seen bits of his vlog where he's running in the main road and her behind on a bike so cars have to wait and then go around them. The arrogance of these two scroungey little tramps is actually sickening. Hope they both get run over tbh
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I wonder what all the old people walking their dogs on the pavement thought 🤔 probably, "what a Tit" 🤣
 
Humblebrag said:
no instagram like for any of that though
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Is she sniffing glue?!
 
Seeing how many morons people he coaches ran Chicago was quite insightful. If that many ran Manchester half and then Chester the week before then he could be raking in £1500 a month. If she’s doing the same, without claiming it as income we can see why they can afford so much in shoes, entries and general shite.

It must be lovely to run through the woods, enjoying this part of marathon training, having the time to write bollocks posts about strava, but they really need to fuck off because I’m about to totally lose my shit with them.
 
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zetta buttons said:
Seeing how many morons people he coaches ran Chicago was quite insightful. If that many ran Manchester half and then Chester the week before then he could be raking in £1500 a month. If she’s doing the same, without claiming it as income we can see why they can afford so much in shoes, entries and general shite.
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If I was Tits and needed to bring in cash, I’d certainly also just make a little Excel table showing no names, no Instagram or Strava handles and just throw up a load of SUCCESS! PB! SUCCESS! to draw the punters in.

Not saying he doesn’t coach anyone but I’d make it all up as well if needed.

Also there are very very few tagged IG posts of him relating to any coaching … so no one is singing his praises there either.
 
runningbutnotinfluencing said:
If I was Tits and needed to bring in cash, I’d certainly also just make a little Excel table showing no names, no Instagram or Strava handles and just throw up a load of SUCCESS! PB! SUCCESS! to draw the punters in.

Not saying he doesn’t coach anyone but I’d make it all up as well if needed.

Also there are very very few tagged IG posts of him relating to any coaching … so no one is singing his praises there either.
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Good point. I hadn’t thought of that. Probably because I’m blinded by their toothless smug faces.

But they seem to be entering a lot of races (I mean, he DNS Chicago ffs 🤬) and Kelly has bought a fair few pairs of £200 shoes recently. Where is all that coming from? Surely not from the dads? It’s just baffling.
 
Jemma bought a pair of almost new trainers (that should have been £229) for £50 on Vinted the other day. I’m calling bollocks because my brand new ghosts from there were £80 and people generally don’t want old school anymore.

They all lie. They all talk shit about everything. Just own up that either you lie to HMRC* or get gifted fuck tons and sell it all**.

* this obviously isn’t going to happen
** this isn’t going to happen either
 
zetta buttons said:
But they seem to be entering a lot of races (I mean, he DNS Chicago ffs 🤬) and Kelly has bought a fair few pairs of £200 shoes recently. Where is all that coming from? Surely not from the dads? It’s just baffling.
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The dads, child benefit, probably other benefits cos they’re a pair of lazy grifters, the lack of paying for things like other people do such as pensions, family holidays, home improvements etc. I may be wrong, but I’m doubting there’s a rainy day fund, and highly unlikely they’ll be thinking of funding the kids’ further education! If you just lived from day to day with no forethought or forward planning, a lot of people could probably live like Wellogs, although I personally would rather eat my own spleen. I look forward to my retirement that I’m saving bloody hard for. Tits will still be trying to flog coaching spots in 20 years time when everyone is using AI to qualify for Boston, except Kels. She’ll still be trusting the process! 🤣
 
runningbutnotinfluencing said:
If I was Tits and needed to bring in cash, I’d certainly also just make a little Excel table showing no names, no Instagram or Strava handles and just throw up a load of SUCCESS! PB! SUCCESS! to draw the punters in.

Not saying he doesn’t coach anyone but I’d make it all up as well if needed.

Also there are very very few tagged IG posts of him relating to any coaching … so no one is singing his praises there either.
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I'd love this to be true! I had a free 10 minutes at work and looked up who finished with those times. They don't mention Tits on Strava or Instagram, or mention being coached (probably embarrassed 🤣), but they all did the same "sessions" on the same days.
 
By spreading out a number of kids over several years Kel's has maximised the time she can get child benefit, and so will accrue NI. Not sure either will have a comfortable retirement, esp if not enough NI for state pension. Tits is a fool of he's not at least paying that and instead entering races he doesn't run.
They become more irrelevant every year, the coaching gig might be lucrative for them now but it's no long term plan.
 
Has Tits completely destroyed his legs or is he hiding his runs? I believe it's the first.
In any case he is obviously completely quiet about it and when he fails yet another marathon goal he's gonna blame his lack of volume and not the stupid training and abrupt volume increases, the complete lack of strength training and possibly the bad nutrition +/- undereating.
I can't fathom how he attempts to train like an elite yet he repeatedly ignores all the fundamental parts of training.
 
Marinium said:
Has Tits completely destroyed his legs or is he hiding his runs? I believe it's the first.
In any case he is obviously completely quiet about it and when he fails yet another marathon goal he's gonna blame his lack of volume and not the stupid training and abrupt volume increases, the complete lack of strength training and possibly the bad nutrition +/- undereating.
I can't fathom how he attempts to train like an elite yet he repeatedly ignores all the fundamental parts of training.
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I'm going with a calf tear. And speaking from experience they're not a quick fix. If you run on it too early it's easy to go back to square one.
 
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