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Newmember000 said:
Did Mazzy even go to her gran's funeral? Thought she would have least have went to be there for her daughters
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No, she would of mentioned it, or Dan...why would she go though, she all for attention only, she has a young daughter, a child, Jade think her name is and she never with her, sorry but I'd NEVER dump my child to go around in a motorhome with man, I only learned of this recently that fact, really put me off her, there cannot be a good enough reason to leave your child, there F all wrong with her to stop her from caring for her child from what we see in videos....she VERY vain , mazzy, and it's all me me me, hence why she mentioned her nans death, wanted the sympathy attention and probably MORE gifts and super thanks being sent to them.
 
I have just watched the Acorn Lodge Holiday Park video as i hadn't watched it. Omg you can tell they are not from the country. Do geese eat fish. Nearly having an orgasm over a rabbit. The way they were talking and describing the place, which is just down the road from me was like they were talking to 5 year olds.
Also have noticed that their videos are getting views but no where near as many comments anymore or likes, so looks like they are not as popular as they think. I think people watch to see what idiots they are going to make of themselves . Mazzy her hair is still a bloody mess, she went out to the pub and it looked like she had just got out of bed and hadn't even bothered to run a brush through it, what a mess.
 
Their tour of the Pisces Country Park was like watching a half hour infomercial for a timeshare, except with lower production values.

Dan appears to be angling for a job making promotional videos for the Pisces/Acorn Country Parks. Also one of those bee-yoo-ti-ful two bedroom lodges right by that gorgeous, tranquil lake. For free if he can get it.

According to the website, they're offering a 2500 pound referral fee for sales that result from recommendations by residents. I'm assuming Dan got the same offer. That's a lot of Super Thanks. But I have a hard time believing that even one of his viewers will want to spend 80K to 150K on one of those chintzy little houses.

I often wonder how long they can keep their channel going, putting out these slapped together, barely edited videos every day and asking for Super Thanks and patreons. I can't see Mazzy wanting to do this for another ten years, or even five years.

But what else are they going to do?
 
Judy5cents said:
Their tour of the Pisces Country Park was like watching a half hour infomercial for a timeshare, except with lower production values.

Dan appears to be angling for a job making promotional videos for the Pisces/Acorn Country Parks. Also one of those bee-yoo-ti-ful two bedroom lodges right by that gorgeous, tranquil lake. For free if he can get it.

According to the website, they're offering a 2500 pound referral fee for sales that result from recommendations by residents. I'm assuming Dan got the same offer. That's a lot of Super Thanks. But I have a hard time believing that even one of his viewers will want to spend 80K to 150K on one of those chintzy little houses.

I often wonder how long they can keep their channel going, putting out these slapped together, barely edited videos every day and asking for Super Thanks and patreons. I can't see Mazzy wanting to do this for another ten years, or even five years.

But what else are they going to do?
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I get the feeling they are trying to get loads free campsite stays and take up a full time job doing crappy reviews like from a gypsy traveller perspective lol...I was laughing my head off at their reviews, talk about so so lame, my 10 year could done better.

As for mazzy hair, she keep bleaching it and frying it by doing so, her hairs a bloody mess if she stopped the bleach got a good cut and let it grow with no hair extensions like she has now, what with the wisps of nylon looking thin looking faked hair she's wearing now, it may not look so bad lol. And what's with those eyebrows, makes her look mad..
 
Why are they doing these type of reviews though? Electric skateboard???? These two are not the expawers types, they are fit enough, ridiculous idea, don't these companies who give the free stuff for review actually vet who they giving it to? Obviously not, they don't skateboard, or go kayaking or even go on their bikes much, they are typical middle aged types, no offense, so hardly fit enough, know
wonder he fell off it and did damage, those two eat so poorly and drink a lot, I know mazzy has tried in past to eat better but she always seems to go back to eat ready made foods and alcohol and other crap by looking at videos, Dan eats way too much meat and hardly any veg, he's and Mazzy are doing their health no good eating like that daily. I agree, how much longer can they keep this channel going, it used to he good the first year and 2nd year, Dan and Mazsy were very comical team, and listening to history on their travels was great but they seem to have lost the plot now, it's all about rallies, eating, there constant adding of their two besties from urban van life ( boring as hell ) and these crappy reviews that they don't even use. ...
 
I think they do so many reviews because they get paid to do them, hense the sudden increase in reviews, they want the money! They also get free stays at sites they review too. They will do anything for nothing almost. They live for handouts. The skateboard, who in their right mind would think they would be able to master riding it to level he tried to in such a short time. The man is an absolute knobjockey, he has only just learnt how to use a flippin screwdriver for gods sake and even that is questionable. They do nothing but talk about the shops every where they go, we don't care what your wearing, half the time you look like a twit Dan and Mazzy a chav, although that has improved somewhat recently. As for having a moan about having to do everything for him now Mazzy because of his arm, you wait on him hand and foot anyway so no difference there!
 
We have totally stopped watching these two freeloading parasites. Until recently we used to prefer following John & Mandy on their great European tour. Sadly, I feel that they have gone the same way, totally unwatchable. Their tour was ending, and with it their USP to attract viewers. How do they manage to afford to stay on the road driving round the UK with little of interest to hold viewers? We have a view on that, and it all begins with the conveniently timed and conveniently filmed 'relationship problems'. The splitting into two vans but travelling together, independent video's from each of them, all edited by John. Their entire relationship is put out there into the public domain. Who would do that other than for financial gain? No, the wife and I agree that this whole relationship 'split' thing is fake, to keep their subscribers hanging on for the next personal titbit. The most honest channel that we have found is Camper Vibe. Funny, informative, superb video and editing and they are honest about their paid promotions. Dan & Mazzy, John & Mandy, hopefully your followers with catch on and kick you into touch, as we have.
 
Absolutely agree, you are so right. I unsubscribed months ago. They are just out for money. They should both be working in proper jobs not swanning about in a clapped out van scrounging from people. How they have 69 patrons astounds me. I also agree in my view Camper Vibe and The Expawers are the only really good travel channels. Honest people with a real love for van life and travelling,
 
whowhy said:
Absolutely agree, you are so right. I unsubscribed months ago. They are just out for money. They should both be working in proper jobs not swanning about in a clapped out van scrounging from people. How they have 69 patrons astounds me. I also agree in my view Camper Vibe and The Expawers are the only really good travel channels. Honest people with a real love for van life and travelling,
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Life is too short does amazing vlogs too x
 
Joanna said:
He's one of the laziest men I've ever seen.any excuse to do nothing.Mazzy treats him like a child.I wonder where her kids are and do they ever meet up.
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I've just found these pair on yt, don't know anything about their history, can you fill me in?
Watched the vlog where he fell off skateboard, how I laughed, wtf was he thinking of? He really comes across as a grumpy bugger, and she mother's him all the time!!
 
Absolutely pissed myself laughing when he said a mic was a life changer, it will change their lives! OMG, how sad is your life if a microphone is going to change it that much. I will piss myself again if the van doesn't pass the MOT!
 
After three weeks of going without watching the Travel Trolls, we finally broke down and watched a few videos, specifically Dan injuring himself when he fell off the skateboard and Mazzy going to the dentist.

We found it quite amusing that in the introduction to the video on Dan's accident that they felt compelled to say they LOVED the skateboard, it was a great product and the company that made it was a fantastic company which was in no way responsible for Dan's injury.

Obviously they were trying to walk back their comments about how the skateboard should be thrown in the bin. Or burnt.

But Mazzy's visit to the dentist really made me angry. Anyone who's watched them for the last year or two knows the problems Mazzy has had with her teeth and how they never did anything about it. There was that one video where Dan went to a drug store and bought her a bunch of remedies to numb the pain and of course the time that went to the charity dental clinic.

Each time Mazzy talked about how much pain her tooth was causing her, I'd scream at the TV "GO TO THE DENTIST!"

So after all this time, she finally goes to a proper dentist and guess what? She has to have her tooth extracted. Even worse, Dan can't be bothered to bring her home. (No internet, he says).

And of course it wouldn't be Dan and Mazzy if they didn't talk about how much money it would cost to get Mazzy's teeth fixed, in a not so subtle plea for donations.

I've really had it with them. Not watching them anymore.
 
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