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Judy5cents said:
After three weeks of going without watching the Travel Trolls, we finally broke down and watched a few videos, specifically Dan injuring himself when he fell off the skateboard and Mazzy going to the dentist.

We found it quite amusing that in the introduction to the video on Dan's accident that they felt compelled to say they LOVED the skateboard, it was a great product and the company that made it was a fantastic company which was in no way responsible for Dan's injury.

Obviously they were trying to walk back their comments about how the skateboard should be thrown in the bin. Or burnt.

But Mazzy's visit to the dentist really made me angry. Anyone who's watched them for the last year or two knows the problems Mazzy has had with her teeth and how they never did anything about it. There was that one video where Dan went to a drug store and bought her a bunch of remedies to numb the pain and of course the time that went to the charity dental clinic.

Each time Mazzy talked about how much pain her tooth was causing her, I'd scream at the TV "GO TO THE DENTIST!"

So after all this time, she finally goes to a proper dentist and guess what? She has to have her tooth extracted. Even worse, Dan can't be bothered to bring her home. (No internet, he says).

And of course it wouldn't be Dan and Mazzy if they didn't talk about how much money it would cost to get Mazzy's teeth fixed, in a not so subtle plea for donations.

I've really had it with them. Not watching them anymore.
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I see that they had about £90 + sent them by their subscribers over a couple of days to help poor Mazzy out paying for her tooth. Some people must have more money than sense to pay these two scroungers.
 
There area few people who are always sending them money ! He is always saying they need this and that and dropping hints here and there, yet can buy new camera equipment etc and waste 1k last year on doing up the van with those stupid lights and mirrored tiles etc that didn't last five minutes. The amount of takeaways they are eating just lately must be costing a pretty packet and have to say that Mazzy is packing the pounds back on, she needed to put some back on but she is soon going to be moaning that she is too big. Still no sign of her leg playing up walking up and down all these hills! Also should he be driving with a broken arm! If there is an accident before he is given clearance to drive wont his insurance be null and void?
 
He should not be driving that motor home as he does not have full use of his arm or he is giving the appearance of not using it fully which means he would not be able to control the motorhome if there was a problem. Also it has not been 6 weeks since the break of his arm so will his insurance not be effected if there was an accident!

Apparently not supposed to drive for 6-8 weeks, not supposed to take out the sling till dr says so but i don't think they have even been back to the hospital have they or we would have heard about it. So his are is still hurting him alot as he is not lifting his arm and not doing anything to help Mazzy but then that's nothing new, and he's still walking around with his hand in hid shirt button! is he in pain or is he playing on it i don't know. Either way if his arm is not right and he can't use it properly i hope to god he can control the motorhome if he has too and there isn't an accident waiting to happen
 
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Who saw todays vlog? I mmanaged to see mazzy mobile phone and has her daughter Jade? on screen, she looks so young, I just dont get it, how can she gallivanting around uk with a man living in a motorhome whilst leaving her VER young daughter behind somewhere, as a mum.myself I couldn't even conceive of the idea of leaving my child behind....what on earth is the story behind that I wonder.....how old would you say she looks, to me she looks 10 or maybe 11....
 

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Well it was just a pub crawl around Chester in the most disgusting shirt i have ever seen. Yes she has a young daughter that she has left behind. I don't know the reasons but none will be good enough to warrant leaving your child behind to be raised by family just so you can travel about with Dan the twit, and what man would allow any woman to leave a child behind!
 
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Who saw todays vlog? I mmanaged to see mazzy mobile phone and has her daughter Jade? on screen, she looks so young, I just dont get it, how can she gallivanting around uk with a man living in a motorhome whilst leaving her VER young daughter behind somewhere, as a mum.myself I couldn't even conceive of the idea of leaving my child behind....what on earth is the story behind that I wonder.....how old would you say she looks, to me she looks 10 or maybe 11....
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Can't get my head around that at all. Surely if your child's not able to live with you (no judgement) you would stick around to see them regularly 🤷‍♀️ there was a video ages ago with jade in it, she looked about 11 then
 
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Well if this wasn't a begging video what was it! Booked it but can't really afford it ,shall we still go? Send us your money!
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Totally!!!!! Absolute scroungers, expecting people to pay for their holiday when it's only a few days away before the balance is due. The next video will be them on the barge saying BIG THANKS to the muppets who have sent them money!!!
 
Omfg did he really say fish don't have fins!!! The way they are acting over the pond is like they have lived in a box all their lives and have just been let out and have never seen anything like this before. Fish don't have fins hahaha thick as tit, thick as tit. Clearly the begging did the trick too!
 
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Omfg did he really say fish don't have fins!!! The way they are acting over the pond is like they have lived in a box all their lives and have just been let out and have never seen anything like this before. Fish don't have fins hahaha thick as tit, thick as tit. Clearly the begging did the trick too!
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Even Mazzie said it was a fin but know-it-all Dan shot her down saying they don't have fins!!!!
Obviously some numpty, with more money than sense, has paid for them to go on the barge PLUS a meal out on Sunday and they've suddenly found money to stay on campsites for 3 nights. Pissed myself laughing at the meal he got from Asda....no pitta bread!
And yet another tripod, once again given to him for free.....
Scrounging bastard who calls himself a gardener..... He worked in the garden section of B&Q, that doesn't make him Monty Don or Alan Titchmarsh!
 
Another day another vlog and Do Nothing Dan never misses an opportunity to put Mazzy down calling her third hand when she was excited about her notional rank on the narrow boat. That’s really rich coming from a man who has 3 kids to 3 different women. Unbelievable and really despicable behavior towards someone he is supposed to love.
 
He is a waste of space that man, well he's not even a man is he! Still behaves like a little boy, belittles women, that excited little boy tongue thing he does, what is that all about, grow up for gods sake. Always on the take from someone the pair of them, and the fact he thinks he looks good in those bloody shirts he wears has me in stitches, but also the fact he wears them for days on end, must stink!
 
Yes definitely some sort of Peter Pan complex going on there - flitting around having adventures, playing with his toys and never growing up. In fact another van lifer accurately summed him up as an “immature child”.

That’s his choice but what really really bugs me is the way he treats Mazzy after she cooks and cleans for him, put a roof over his head by using all her house money to buy the van and generally mothers him. I have watched him looking at her in some vlogs and I think he just tolerates her probably because he would have to run back to mum’s if she finally had enough of his charms. In fact I suspect if the van ever has a major failure (more than likely because of his lack of maintenance) he will be gone in a flash.

I know what you mean about that tongue thing - how attractive.
 
So he wants to show what life is like on a boat! He's going to do this in 4 days, not knowing what the hell he's doing anyway, this is going to be fun watching! How does he not know that grey waste is no different on a boat than in a motor home, if it can go down a drain it can go in a river! Clearly did no research beforehand. Hopefully if he keeps banging his head it will knock some sense into him, not likely but one can hope.
 
Oh dear the Troll’s nautical holiday is not going “swimmingly” so far - at least not yet. High probability he will go in the water before the trip is over. What with cramped accomodation and uncomfortable bed, straight-jacket bathroom. free concussion and head-ache inducing engine exhaust, it’s not exactly a relaxing voyage.

Given that Mazzy had to drive the van after his unexpected skateboard accident, you would think Captain Dan would have spent a good bit of time tutoring Mazzy on the straight wide section of the canal to get her comfortable operating the controls in case he has yet another accident. Yet he gives her one go under a small narrow bridge and then takes it off her instead of letting her learn from her error. Then he expects his 5ft girlfriend with a bad back to operate the heavy lock gates. When she cracks up he throws her into the daunting job of manoeuvring the boat with no experience and then apparently films the debacle prob so he can make fun of her in the next vlog,

Well done Captain Dan - he can’t even start the boat - Mazzy knows lots more about engines than he does. It’s truly excruciating watching him.
 
Mazzy knows alot more then she lets on, she comes over as a dizzy blonde but she could easily put him to shame. Instead she chooses to let him make a fool out of her, except for these little gems like starting the boat! He really didn't like that did he lol. I'm glad she is sticking up for herself abit more. Omg i hope he falls in, genuinely i do, he deserves it.
 
Mazzy looked very very upset at the end of that video probably because of the stress and she suspects Dan will make fun of her in the next vlog. You should be entitled to respect from your partner not ridicule.

A lot of people are down on her due to the children situation but we don’t know the true back story on that - we do know she has suffered from anxieties and phobias to the extent of not leaving her house for several years plus medical issues, all of which taken together, I inagine has affected her self confidence and sense of self worth to a degree which could explain why she tolerates and laughs off Dan’s childish behaviour when a more independent person would tell him to take a hike.

Like many people in co-dependant relationships they find lots of reasons to continue the relationship. I suspect she still harbors hopes of a wedding but Dan has said in the past he is never getting married again and there is no engagement ring after 4 years or so.

From some of Dan’s comments, being 24/7 in each other’s presence is grating on his nerves a bit but that is no excuse to belittle someone. I hope she considers some therapy to realise her worth as a person and I hope Dan changes his ways before he loses her.
 
Mazzy is a massive part of that channel now , he may not realize it but she is. If he looses her he won't know whats hit him. She does everything for him, that's how she was raised, i know i wouldn't wait on him hand and foot and be treated the way he treats her. I may be wrong but from watching the last video where he has done nothing but moan, unless he could see a duck or some other bird,I think off camera he has been a nightmare to live with on the boat.
 
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