TMPK #13 King of embarrassing himself

[GreaseSpot]

Lower than a rattlesnakes balls. That's how far you've sunk if you're shilling Temu shite instead of your own products.

 

[halcyondays85]

NOT TEMU?! Hahahahahahahahaha

Good grief, John, where’s the dignity?? No wonder he didn’t give this one the big preview.

Mr. “I don’t use any old shite” using any old shite. Classic.

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

Here John ‘ I have very expensive taste ‘ Clark , your on the bones of your arse aren’t you ? Thought you always went to ilea for glasses ? Can we not even afford that right now ? .
They’ll be broke within a week because they’re cheap tat !
Here’s hoping Temu don’t steal your bank details like they have for hundreds of others

 

[party_pigeon]

Here John ‘ I have very expensive taste ‘ Clark , your on the bones of your arse aren’t you ? Thought you always went to ilea for glasses ? Can we not even afford that right now ? .
They’ll be broke within a week because they’re cheap tat !
Here’s hoping Temu don’t steal your bank details like they have for hundreds of others

They took his details, but they felt sorry for him instead.

 

[OllieSb]

The Temu King
Give it a week before he’s slagging the cheap crap off

 

[halcyondays85]

The Temu King
Give it a week before he’s slagging the cheap crap off

I don’t think he can afford to tbh. He’s that skint, he needs to flog enough tat to help pay for his next batch of microwavable beef lasagnes. Though knowing Temu his commission will be single digit percentages.

Take it Prozis have kicked him into touch. The 0.15% engagement rate not enough for you guys??

Genuinely unreal he’s had to resort to this. Completely trashed his business, completely trashed his brand and now trashing his own image as somebody who must have the best quality, BESPOKE items. Sad act.

 

[haxlerl]

We couldn’t have a more apt thread title

Temu ……oh Johnnie boy you really are embarrassing yourself!!
Wonder if they do a knock off Rolex

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

How intro to his reel is cute with the fire etc . He’s tried his best to dress up his Chinese sweat shop tat bless him . Maybe he had to go all the way to china to get a butter dish ?
He unpacked that super quick , wonder why it’s taking him so long to unpack the rest of the house

 

[GreaseSpot]

The Temu King
Give it a week before he’s slagging the cheap crap off

Taking this already excellent name and adding.
Let's collaborate @OllieSb

TMPK - Temu Merch Punting King

 

[missdaisyjane]

Love how he has been complaining that he has no room to food prep or even cook a meal. But he now has the room to add cheap crap to that space

 

[GreaseSpot]

Using a lot more butter. We can tell by the hamster cheeks

 

[ohcomeon99]

We have been DYING in this house over the Temu video Jesus Christ, thank you John

The fact that he will think that is top quality is what is sending me. It’s like Alan Patridge doing Andrew Tate.

 

[haxlerl]

I can’t actually think of any collaboration where he could sink lower

 

[OllieSb]

More negative reviews by the man who can’t stand people leaving negative reviews..

 

[GreaseSpot]

The absolute brass neck on him taking about other people being unprofessional in business. He kills me
Pot and kettle eh.

 

[haxlerl]

Looking for a freebie shed probably it seems…if anyone says No to gifting him anything he’s downright vile!

 

[GreaseSpot]

I can hear him now..
"do you know who I am"

 

[ghostriderhere]

I think it’s pretty clear John is the one with “mental healthy issues”

He’s basically just using trustpilot as a platform to sell himself -

Nasty - tick
Arrogant - tick
Disgusting customer service - tick
Abrupt - tick
Abusive - tick

Poor princess john , he’s a sensitive soul isn’t he. He can dish it out on his phone to hundreds of strangers (the other 80,000 are obviously bots) but when the shoe is on the other foot he throws a tantrum and most likely sheds a few tears as well bless him

 

[haxlerl]

I think it’s pretty clear John is the one with “mental healthy issues”

He’s basically just using trustpilot as a platform to sell himself -

Nasty - tick
Arrogant - tick
Disgusting customer service - tick
Abrupt - tick
Abusive - tick

Poor princess john , he’s a sensitive soul isn’t he. He can dish it out on his phone to hundreds of strangers (the other 80,000 are obviously bots) but when the shoe is on the other foot he throws a tantrum and most likely sheds a few tears as well bless him

You being clever there @ghostriderhere?! He’s slating on trustpilot when he isn’t gifted anything and he gets NADA….your list!!
then SHEDs a few tears …

 

[Hereforastalk]

Love that he would give zero 'starts' if he could xx