The Tim Tracker #190 The World According to Jenn Tracker - ME -ME - ME - ME ---

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Jen is complaining that with Halloween and Christmas coming they are getting into their busy season and that every single second of everyday is busy and planned out. And she does not like that. Oh, but somewhere in their busy schedule they seem to have plenty of time to sit their fat asses on the couch to talk about all this.

She wants days where she can just do nothing, and is still trying to convince her Stans that that NEVER happens. Who the hell is she kidding with this bullshit?
 
hcslacs said:
Jen is complaining that with Halloween and Christmas coming they are getting into their busy season and that every single second of everyday is busy and planned out. And she does not like that. Oh, but somewhere in their busy schedule they seem to have plenty of time to sit their fat asses on the couch to talk about all this.

She wants days where she can just do nothing, and is still trying to convince her Stans that that NEVER happens. Who the hell is she kidding with this bullshit?
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She really could just shut the duck up. “Busy”
 
OK she sounds deranged. Every night before she goes to bed she reads the Wicked Wiki plot summary? What? Do you think she knows that Wicked was at the Dr. Philips Center right there in Orlando last year? This is just bizarre.

Me and my best friend are going to NY, we're going to see Wicked on Broadway. Seriously, my teenagers don't talk like that.

To Jenn, NY is like Friends and Seinfeld. She's confused that Sex and the City is in NY. Oh this woman is in for an awakening....

And I like kids, I do....but to watch someone try to say one sentence and be constantly interrupted by a baby and having that person say nonsense to that baby instead of just finishing her thought is bleeping annoying.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
OK she sounds deranged. Every night before she goes to bed she reads the Wicked Wiki plot summary? What? Do you think she knows that Wicked was at the Dr. Philips Center right there in Orlando last year? This is just bizarre.

Me and my best friend are going to NY, we're going to see Wicked on Broadway. Seriously, my teenagers don't talk like that.

And I like kids, I do....but to watch someone try to say one sentence and be constantly interrupted by a baby and having that person say nonsense to that baby instead of just finishing her thought is bleeping annoying.
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Absolutely deranged. I can understand reading it once, or maybe twice in case you missed something. But EVERY NIGHT?!?! What a bleeping lunatic.

I hope this "best friend" is up to the challenge of babysitting Jen through the entire trip. Jen only knows about NY via Friends or Seinfeld. I am so stoked for those NY vids with Jen and her "friend". It's like Christmas came early!
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
She's going to NYC!!! I cannot wait to see that. If they put it behind some sort of paywall, I'd pay actual money to watch her in NYC with her shortalls and weird sandals. I'm NYC born and raised and I cannot wait to watch her duck this up.
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Oh that will be a treat. I'd like to see her self entitled ass handle mass transit and being tricked into buying a fake "Gucci" bag.
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Orangebird said:
I can’t wait to see her eating at bleeping Applebees or some stupid chain tit in NY. I saw Wicked in Chicago like a million years ago with Ana Gasteyer. It was amazing. Gee I sure hope her “friend” doesn’t cancel again.
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I can see her overindulging on Junior's cheesecake n complaining about how it's not as good as the Cheescake Factory.
 
She’s read the wiki? No soundtrack?

I listened to that soundtrack over & over before we saw the tour in Atlanta in 2008. Since when does she like musicals?
She is going to drown there. I spent 2 yrs splitting time there with home & it takes getting use too and I live in a big city and I’m independent AF.
 
cari_ said:
Jenn loves Wicked because of the Wicked plot summary (??????). She says she’s never seen the musical, she’s never listened to the music, she’s never read the book….she just read the wiki plot. Seriously, WTF. That is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard of.

So Tim is sending her to NYC to see Wicked the musical with “her friend.” 🙄

Also, she complains about how stressed she is by planning things, planning their schedule. She is such a baby!

They stop to film Oliver picking his nose and wiping it on the table. Sure future Oliver will love that.
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In the category of just take a pile of money and light it on fire, the Trackers seem to be winning. This is just too much! You know what, Wicked is also currently playing in London's West End. Why not send Jenn there? Or both! We currently have a touring production in San Francisco that Jenn can see as well because we know you never get to go anywhere.

Jenn, I read the whole set of Gregory Maguire books, so pay me to be your "friend" for your Wicked journey. I'll pretend to like you, give you in depth plot updates and even help you pick out something to wear to the theatre that isn't a graphic T.
 
Orangebird said:
I can’t wait to see her eating at bleeping Applebees or some stupid chain tit in NY. I saw Wicked in Chicago like a million years ago with Ana Gasteyer. It was amazing. Gee I sure hope her “friend” doesn’t cancel again.
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She's already mentioned Red Lobster and Taco Bell. I just....can't.

She's never heard any music from Wicked aside from the movie trailer. She's excited to find out who is going to be in Wicked because she knows Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth were in Wicked. Who's going to tell her that most of the time, the people on Broadway aren't super famous people...they're just regular people who are talented and chances are she's not going to know these people?

Aside from Wicked, Jenn cannot think of one single thing she'd like to do in NYC. But no worries, best friend is texting Tim! Seriously, y'all, my head is spinning here. Apparently best friend is from MAN-hattan as Tim says. Her mom still lives there.

Serious question---how is Jenn going to do all the walking that you do in NYC? I don't see it. I also don't see her pushing into a crowded subway or not absolutely freaking out walking through Times Square. Oh I'm absolutely giddy at the thought of it all.
 
When she mentioned how she wanted to eat at Red Lobster and Taco Bell in Times Square she put up a little text in that stupid font she uses that said “just kidding” or something. But she sure didn’t seem like she was kidding. No fake laugh in sight at that moment. She’s so fake.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
She's going to NYC!!! I cannot wait to see that. If they put it behind some sort of paywall, I'd pay actual money to watch her in NYC with her shortalls and weird sandals. I'm NYC born and raised and I cannot wait to watch her duck this up.
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DH was born in Staten Island (lived on Richmond Ave) and when I told him about Jenn, even HE is excited to watch that vlog when it comes out. 🤣
 
This is the most nonsensical birthday surprise ever. Perhaps if she'd at least listen to the soundtrack from the musical, she'd learn how to pronounce Elphaba. How the duck is she going to get around? She's not into walking, the subway will freak her out, she is allergic to using uber or a taxi. I think Dim did this on purpose. She'll get completely and utterly lost even though the city is basically a grid of avenues and streets so you always know whether to go east or west or north or south.

hcslacs said:
When she mentioned how she wanted to eat at Red Lobster and Taco Bell in Times Square she put up a little text in that stupid font she uses that said “just kidding” or something. But she sure didn’t seem like she was kidding. No fake laugh in sight at that moment. She’s so fake.
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Do Red Lobster and Taco Bell not exist in her neck of the woods or something? She's such an uncultured swine. Maybe Dim should have started her off with seeing a show in downtown Orlando or something. Maybe he did this on purpose to laugh at her incompetence. Not that he'd be much better. If he came along, he'd spend the entire time flirting with Elmo in Times Square and complain that the food in NY is even "spicier" than CA.
 
Also what the duck is this tit.
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