The Tim Tracker #190 The World According to Jenn Tracker - ME -ME - ME - ME ---

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hcslacs said:
So now we get the Jen version. I don't get these reels. Are they supposed to be referencing something? Or did SM gal come up with this on her own? And what's with the stupid way they are talking? I am just confused.
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I think it's a trend but they're always late on the trends and they look like morons because they do it with dumb tit---does Jenn even know what an Ewok is? Plus, they old and aren't cutesy for the camera.

Commandereddy said:
Was that the day of the Legoland video?
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I don't think there was a Legoland video yet. There were posts on Tim's insta story.
 
JssLG317 said:
Even the pockets can no longer fit inside the shorts. All the stupid tit they spend money on and he can’t go and buy a few pairs that actually fit?
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I don't think it's a matter of money, it's a matter of pride. Sure, he has admitted that he's gained weight but I think he refuses to buy a larger size because he thinks he'll somehow lose the weight by running once every few weeks and eating vegan meals. So until then he will continue squeezing himself into too small shorts and t-shirts. If he were to actually buy appropriate sizes he'd be admitting defeat and we all know what a winner he is.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
Yea, that stretch/disproportionate/skinny leg thing is when you take a photo in .5 mode. Some people just love photos in .5. Jenn is one of them. Whoever took this photo is another.
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Didn’t do Jenn any favors in this photo that’s for sure 🤣 if you can see the outline of your vag, your shorts are too short/tight!

I can just hear her telling the Stan …oh you should use this .5 setting…thinking it would slim her. Nope! It’s like that Friends joke…Monica: the camera adds 10 pounds. Chandler: how many cameras were on you?
 
Grilled_Cheese said:
Here's the thing about admitting you need to buy larger clothes. No one can see the size written on the inside. We only see how the clothes fit you. Just buy clothes that fit you nicely and now we'll just point out how you waddle when you walk.
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They probably wouldn't look as fat either if they bought clothes that fit them, it's because they are bulging out their clothes that they look much larger, it's like when woman buy the wrong sized bra, they look ten times worse than just going by their own size because the cups aren't sitting right

Personally I like clothes that are that little bit loose for that reason that you don't look as big as you would if they were snug on you
 
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scopeyscope said:
I walk around 10k steps a day. Sometimes more, sometimes less like 8k. I am only 10lbs overweight. When I get up in the morning or in the middle of the night, my ankles are painful for the first few steps. My ankles are the perfect size for my body, weight and build. If I’m having that much pain I can’t imagine what her toothpick ankles have to go through. If they aren’t painful now, she’s in for a world of hurt in the next 5-10 years. She better start losing weight and moving now.
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I actually can't believe that her ankles aren't swamped with edema. If I ate like she does, my ankles would be puffy and swollen. I'm shocked at how much abuse their bodies are enduring.
 
Y’all, I finished all my work for the week on Monday so I had time on my hands. I watched a poocast…

I was not prepared for the extreme entertainment from passive-aggressive battles. I laughed so hard. Tim wants to break up with Nick and is giving signals but Nick is a codependent clinger who thinks he can change things if he just does or says the right thing.

Nick went on and on about his anxiety and Tim pops out “I was just thinking about how many cars you have had and all the crazy stories behind them…”. Nick was so pissed. I laughed so hard I cried. Nick, dude, he is just not that into you!

Tim just do the right thing and break it off. Stop stringing him along. Or don’t so I can continue to be entertained.
 
Jenn loves Wicked because of the Wicked plot summary (??????). She says she’s never seen the musical, she’s never listened to the music, she’s never read the book….she just read the wiki plot. Seriously, WTF. That is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard of.

So Tim is sending her to NYC to see Wicked the musical with “her friend.” 🙄

Also, she complains about how stressed she is by planning things, planning their schedule. She is such a baby!

They stop to film Oliver picking his nose and wiping it on the table. Sure future Oliver will love that.
 
cari_ said:
Jenn loves Wicked because of the Wicked plot summary (??????). She says she’s never seen the musical, she’s never listened to the music, she’s never read the book….she just read the wiki plot. Seriously, WTF. That is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard of.

So Tim is sending her to NYC to see Wicked the musical with “her friend.” 🙄

Also, she complains about how stressed she is by planning things, planning their schedule. She is such a baby!

They stop to film Oliver picking his nose and wiping it on the table. Sure future Oliver will love that.
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I think she forgot that she never gets out of the house 👀
 
cari_ said:
Jenn loves Wicked because of the Wicked plot summary (??????). She says she’s never seen the musical, she’s never listened to the music, she’s never read the book….she just read the wiki plot. Seriously, WTF. That is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard of.

So Tim is sending her to NYC to see Wicked the musical with “her friend.” 🙄

Also, she complains about how stressed she is by planning things, planning their schedule. She is such a baby!

They stop to film Oliver picking his nose and wiping it on the table. Sure future Oliver will love that.
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She's going to NYC!!! I cannot wait to see that. If they put it behind some sort of paywall, I'd pay actual money to watch her in NYC with her shortalls and weird sandals. I'm NYC born and raised and I cannot wait to watch her duck this up.
 
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