The Tim Tracker #190 The World According to Jenn Tracker - ME -ME - ME - ME ---
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Blessyourheart
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They each get a salad, potato salad deviled eggs 
, an entree with sides and then a huge thing of truffle fries (Dimmy already had fries with his meal) and then bleeping dessert- one each!
, an entree with sides and then a huge thing of truffle fries (Dimmy already had fries with his meal) and then bleeping dessert- one each!xmasbdaygirl
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Well, that was a lot to unpack there....It sounds like this trip is around Thanksgiving. I'm guessing sometime the week before? Thanksgiving is late this year. So this trip will make is really stressful to plan a party for J$, so he probably won't be getting one this year.
My biggest disappointment was that Timmy didn't mansplain Tribeca to us all again.
I cannot wait for "best friend" to cancel. Because she will.
My biggest disappointment was that Timmy didn't mansplain Tribeca to us all again.
I cannot wait for "best friend" to cancel. Because she will.
PistachioNut
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I am truly in awe of you getting all that info off dim’s cell! How did u do that?!
xmasbdaygirl
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He moved it at one point, so you can see more. Rae says something about "to do a show". Then Tim says---I want to do that!
Then Rae says That is June's home town.
Then she says I really (like) and Marquis as in the Marriott Marquis in Times Square. And actually what I would also recommend to them as well, knowing Jenn and how scared she's going to be of everything. She'll be right there near the theater and won't have to trek back on a train late at night.
Quasimodo
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Ginn says Summerhouse is "known for their wines". Um, like their own actual wines? Do they have vineyards (or "grape vineyards" as Dim would say)? Or do they just stock well-known "wines"?
Then Dim says Ginn's wine is "pungent" and he can smell it and Ginn says uh oh. Why would that matter. Wasn't she making him smell her beer during the nasty beer spa? I don't bleeping understand these two, they're seriously more alien than aliens.
And Dim, you seriously have pee issues if you're not sure if you can last through 2 TV episodes without a pee break.
Maybe one of these days they'll learn how to not talk while eating.
Dim stuffs a pork medallion into his mouth in one bite. Maybe it's just my mouth that's small, but I would at least cut the medallions in half before deep-throating it.
Then he eats ice cream as naturally as possible, of course.
Then Dim says Ginn's wine is "pungent" and he can smell it and Ginn says uh oh. Why would that matter. Wasn't she making him smell her beer during the nasty beer spa? I don't bleeping understand these two, they're seriously more alien than aliens.
And Dim, you seriously have pee issues if you're not sure if you can last through 2 TV episodes without a pee break.
Maybe one of these days they'll learn how to not talk while eating.
Dim stuffs a pork medallion into his mouth in one bite. Maybe it's just my mouth that's small, but I would at least cut the medallions in half before deep-throating it.
Then he eats ice cream as naturally as possible, of course.
JssLG317
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This ought to be a fun shitshow. I may have to break down and watch. Of course these ones will be released asap after she gets back. I’ve only been to NYC once for an Ed Sheeran concert at MetLife. In my early 20s, I would have loved it. Now in my 40s with a very low tolerance for people, I’d choose a cabin in the woods instead. Will the nanny be sleeping at the house the whole time to help Dim?? I truly feel bad for these boys that someday they’ll be able to watch just how disconnected both parents are, but especially her.
quietcandy
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Oh my god, I am so excited for this trainwreck of a NYC trip. She's not going to leave like a 2 block radius unless her friend plans everything and also handles all transit. She's not going to ride the subway at all, I bet. She's going to take Ubers the entire time.
I go to NYC by myself quite a bit. Since a lot of the bands I like don't come to Florida, I will usually travel for them and most of the time I'll make a NYC trip out of it. I've been all over that city by myself and I actually find it really fun and relaxing. She's going to lose her bleeping mind at the pace of life there. She's also gonna get pushed SO MANY TIMES while walking. If she can even walk by then.
No joke, I was actually planning a quick weekend NYC trip in maybe November or early December, since I've never been there around Christmas and would love to see the city then.
I go to NYC by myself quite a bit. Since a lot of the bands I like don't come to Florida, I will usually travel for them and most of the time I'll make a NYC trip out of it. I've been all over that city by myself and I actually find it really fun and relaxing. She's going to lose her bleeping mind at the pace of life there. She's also gonna get pushed SO MANY TIMES while walking. If she can even walk by then.
No joke, I was actually planning a quick weekend NYC trip in maybe November or early December, since I've never been there around Christmas and would love to see the city then.
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Quasimodo
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Same, I adore my solo trips to NYC, I am able to get sooooo much sightseeing done, at least a couple of Broadway shows, an improv comedy show as well ideally, and enjoy just being anonymous and blending in and walking so many miles that I don't feel bad about getting 2 slices of cheesecake at Junior's.
Anyway, I hope Ginn doesn't get lost in the Times Square Taco Bell. Her BEST FRIEND will have to order for her. She'll probably complain about the lack of drive-thrus.
Forest
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I feel like she is going to hate this NYC trip. She’ll like the musical. But the rest of it, she will hate. I’ll be very surprised if she even posts any videos, that’s how much she will hate it. This is a person who didn’t understand why there were apartments on top of stores.
xmasbdaygirl
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The comments in that vlog already will have Jenn's head spinning. Stay at the Marriott Marquis----DON'T stay in Times Square. 
Washington Square park is the BEST!!! Central Park isn't JUST a park. Someone suggested ice skating in Rockefeller Plaza I'm 
Washington Square park is the BEST!!! Central Park isn't JUST a park. Someone suggested ice skating in Rockefeller Plaza I'm 
xmasbdaygirl
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I don't even think she's going to like Wicked. They never ever go to shows. They have the opportunity to go to shows all the time, on cruises, in Orlando...they've only been to Hamilton and I don't even think they enjoyed that. If you're so into Wicked, wouldn't you at least listen to the music before you decided if you like it or not? And she's going to be super disappointed when Elphaba and Glinda aren't actual famous people. I'm telling you right now, she's going to complain about it.
Come to think of it, I'm not even sure she's going to fit in the seats in a broadway theater. Those seats are tight. Like you are smashed up against the folks on either side, even if you are small. She's gonna complain...I guarantee she's gonna hate it.
Quasimodo
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The comments in that vlog already will have Jenn's head spinning. Stay at the Marriott Marquis----DON'T stay in Times Square.
It's so funny that both her and the stans think she's going to do anything but sleep and stay in her hotel room until it's time to waddle out to see Wicked. This witch does not have the stamina to even last a whole day at a theme park. She's going to absolutely lose it. The sirens, the noise, the people who will get annoyed with her stupid slow bleeping ass taking up all the space on the sidewalk. She'll probably get mugged because of her stupidity and lack of awareness and then swear off NYC forever.
Hope she remembers to pay her fare if she takes the subway otherwise, NYPD will shoot her, another cop, and 2 bystanders over $2.90.
hcslacs
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They really have no clue how utterly stupid they look in those ill-fitting clothes during dinner.
Here's a snippet from their dinner conversation:
Tim: "Here's a fun tip that I learned. When you go to the grocery store, you know how you bring reusable bags?"
Jen: nods (while stuffing her face)
Tim: "They don't have to be. You can bring paper bags back and reuse those. Bring your own paper bags."
Jen: "okay" (while still chewing and looking at him like who gives a tit about this?)
Tim: "This this my hot tip for you."
Jen: "did somebody do that?" (still chewing)
Tim: "yeah, I saw a guy at the grocery store with his own paper bags and I was like why am I not doing that?
Jen: fake laughs while still chewing.
Tim: "I have so many paper bags at home"
They really have nothing to talk about. To each other or to the audience.
And yet she still chose to leave it in the vid.
Here's a snippet from their dinner conversation:
Tim: "Here's a fun tip that I learned. When you go to the grocery store, you know how you bring reusable bags?"
Jen: nods (while stuffing her face)
Tim: "They don't have to be. You can bring paper bags back and reuse those. Bring your own paper bags."
Jen: "okay" (while still chewing and looking at him like who gives a tit about this?)
Tim: "This this my hot tip for you."
Jen: "did somebody do that?" (still chewing)
Tim: "yeah, I saw a guy at the grocery store with his own paper bags and I was like why am I not doing that?
Jen: fake laughs while still chewing.
Tim: "I have so many paper bags at home"
They really have nothing to talk about. To each other or to the audience.
And yet she still chose to leave it in the vid.
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