The Tim Tracker #154 And now it's time to poop on Mommy

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In terms of potential jobs, I see them both trying to claim disability before they attempt to get any kind of 9-5. Between Jen’s obesity and “anxiety” and Tim’s lazy eye that could lead to blindness (his dad is legally blind too right?), I could see it. Not that it would make them a ton of money but as a last resort. I could also see them trying to pull a Ryan’s World with J or O. I don’t think J has the personality for it at this point, but they will do anything to not have to be working class again.
I doubt they could get it. Usually, your rejected the first time you apply and I've seen seriously disabled people be denied because there's some obscure job that the SSA thinks they can do. Plus, if they did disability any side hussles would be ex-nayed.
 
He would never pass the assessment tests they give (or used to give) people applying for HD or Lowes for a job Tim would do.
(They used to even give Math tests, of sorts, for potential candidates)
I had to give a sick face for that, because I absolutely abhor the interview processes that basic jobs of standing and ringing something up or unloading boxes, put people through. It’s not fair and alienates a lot of people that could be good workers, but that can’t do certain things like me. I have dyscalculia so I can’t do math, so it is unfair to judge me as a worker based on the fact that I can’t do math, it’s a real sore spot with me. I think the crap that they put people through is ridiculous. Like my friend is a substitute, but she wants to get out of that kind of work and she was talking about how these menial jobs expect you to have degrees, but they want to pay you next to nothing for running a cash register but they expect you to have a degree for it or a degree for answering phones. It’s this is a very bad sore spot with me.

I think Tim Tracker could get hired at Universal. They treat their employees better than Disney does, and they actually will allow you to move up in the ranks if you’re good employee. Jenn is screwed if she tries to get back in the workforce especially since she doesn’t even want to freaking drive.
 
In terms of potential jobs, I see them both trying to claim disability before they attempt to get any kind of 9-5. Between Jen’s obesity and “anxiety” and Tim’s lazy eye that could lead to blindness (his dad is legally blind too right?), I could see it. Not that it would make them a ton of money but as a last resort. I could also see them trying to pull a Ryan’s World with J or O. I don’t think J has the personality for it at this point, but they will do anything to not have to be working class again.
Tim's dad has macular degeneration... completely different (and usually way worse) than a lazy eye, my grandmother had it. Most times a lazy eye is not a disability, have worked with many people with a lazy eye.
 
I had to give a sick face for that, because I absolutely abhor the interview processes that basic jobs of standing and ringing something up or unloading boxes, put people through. It’s not fair and alienates a lot of people that could be good workers, but that can’t do certain things like me. I have dyscalculia so I can’t do math, so it is unfair to judge me as a worker based on the fact that I can’t do math, it’s a real sore spot with me. I think the crap that they put people through is ridiculous. Like my friend is a substitute, but she wants to get out of that kind of work and she was talking about how these menial jobs expect you to have degrees, but they want to pay you next to nothing for running a cash register but they expect you to have a degree for it or a degree for answering phones. It’s this is a very bad sore spot with me.

I think Tim Tracker could get hired at Universal. They treat their employees better than Disney does, and they actually will allow you to move up in the ranks if you’re good employee. Jenn is screwed if she tries to get back in the workforce especially since she doesn’t even want to freaking drive.
I also see Tim getting hired at Universal. There’s probably a lot there he could do. It’s not going to finance their current lifestyle and they are lucky their house is paid off. He would probably have to downsize to a cheaper car as well.
Jenn isn’t ever working again. That’s for damn sure.
 
I also see Tim getting hired at Universal. There’s probably a lot there he could do. It’s not going to finance their current lifestyle and they are lucky their house is paid off. He would probably have to downsize to a cheaper car as well.
Jenn isn’t ever working again. That’s for damn sure.
I doubt that he'd get well with his fellow castmembers at Universal or at Disney if he got hired there-which I doubt. He acts like he's way smarter than he actually is and he's an obnoxious mansplainer. I don't see that boding well for the work he's actually qualified to do-i.e. probably some type of manual labor.
 
I doubt that he'd get well with his fellow castmembers at Universal or at Disney if he got hired there-which I doubt. He acts like he's way smarter than he actually is and he's an obnoxious mansplainer. I don't see that boding well for the work he's actually qualified to do-i.e. probably some type of manual labor.
I was actually thinking maybe he would try to work as a VIP guide at Disney (I don’t know the hierarchy there or what it takes to get hired) but then I realized he doesn’t know Jack tit and would be horrible in that role. But because of the following he once had, he may be able to secure a position somewhere doing social media (even though he sucks at it). I don’t think we will see either one of them enter the workforce for quite a bit though.
 
There's no way these two would ever go back into work again, they would lower themselves to the bottom of the barrel by doing patreon an their idiotic stans would pay whatever they asked for, especially if they offered stupid tit like wishing someone a happy birthday, we have seen in the comments already stans asking for shoutouts, so long as they have their clowns following them then they will be able to make money off them

An as much as it would sicken me, I could also see them exploiting J more by having some sort of Q and A with him with the stans, the comments have shown there's sickos there that want just him (like that creepy woman with the creepy son) I wouldn't be surprised if they done those for patreon
 
Yep, they will avoid going back into regular jobs kicking and screaming and will try everything they can to avoid it. If they were smart they'd realize they should already be doing something--other than the occasional AI enhanced IG posts. I can't see either Disney or Universal hiring him. I think it would be too much of a distraction. Maybe SeaWorld? They seem to love him there. But any job he'd have to take would have to be out of the public eye. I assume it would be too humiliating for him to be seen as a washed up YouTuber. But it would be immensely satisfying to see him hosing down the lot at the local 7-Eleven or similar.

There's a definite difference between the interactions between Tim and Adam and Tim and Nick. But that's what happens when one seems to have disdain for you and tries to make snide remarks/jokes to make you feel stupid and the other has nothing but googly eyes for you and will laugh at any joke.
 
I think they would try and pull off a Ryan’s World type of thing…j$ World… before they would even attempt to go get real jobs. I don’t follow that stuff; but I believe Ryan is still the top grossing YouTuber out there. Which is insane. My son watches him on occasion and the mother is over the top insane/annoying/impossible to watch. Shes clearly loving her son’s success.
 
Can you even imagine Jenn making donuts she'd probably cause the place to go up in flames. I could see her being delusional enough to think she's some sort of all-star baker and that they could make a living selling Tracker theme donuts. Flavors would include:
  • Hutdog
  • Buddy Don't Choke on It Donut Shake
  • No Caffeine Donut
  • Hamburger Donut
  • It's Burnt and Vegan
  • All You Get is 3 oz of Sour Jenn Milk
She'd eat more than she'd sell.
 
Not to give them any ideas but I think they would try to become consultants for new YouTubers trying to break into the theme park niche. Now we all know they absolutely suck at what they do, but to most YouTubers, they are still the top of the theme park vlogger pyramid. I also think they would fail miserably at it because they are lazy mother fuckers.

But they suck at what they do and that's crystal clear with November views being once again a recent history record low. November 2022 was 3.5 million views. November 2021 was 5.0 million views. I do not care how much they've saved, how much they are set for life, this is a huge hit on their wallet. They are literally taking a 50% pay cut, no matter how much social blade is off or how generous YT is with payments. Their views are half of what they were 2 years ago.


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About the gmail accounts getting shut down, Google has said that if the account holder has a YT channel with videos, the channel wouldn't get shut down, even though the gmail gets shut down for inactivity. So I am really curious if this really will purge dead subscribers or if they somehow plan to leave that part out of the purge. I'm here to watch that sub number fall though. 🍿
 
Not to give them any ideas but I think they would try to become consultants for new YouTubers trying to break into the theme park niche. Now we all know they absolutely suck at what they do, but to most YouTubers, they are still the top of the theme park vlogger pyramid. I also think they would fail miserably at it because they are lazy mother fuckers.

But they suck at what they do and that's crystal clear with November views being once again a recent history record low. November 2022 was 3.5 million views. November 2021 was 5.0 million views. I do not care how much they've saved, how much they are set for life, this is a huge hit on their wallet. They are literally taking a 50% pay cut, no matter how much social blade is off or how generous YT is with payments. Their views are half of what they were 2 years ago.


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About the gmail accounts getting shut down, Google has said that if the account holder has a YT channel with videos, the channel wouldn't get shut down, even though the gmail gets shut down for inactivity. So I am really curious if this really will purge dead subscribers or if they somehow plan to leave that part out of the purge. I'm here to watch that sub number fall though. 🍿
This just reminded me of when they said they wanted to do a podcast and give theme park advice. They even took questions from the Stan’s asking what they wanted answered and now they seemed to have forgotten about this.
 
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