The Tim Tracker #154 And now it's time to poop on Mommy

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I’m considered a “Disney adult” and I love it, and a real fan. But I am so sick of these vloggers giving Disney a pass with the crappy ass food

they all have this “the food is terrible, it’s cold, stale, and over priced. But hey it’s Disney, I’d buy it again” attitude. Get outta here!

Sorry, this rant came from Nick saying the churro was stale, but it happens.

just like the spring rolls, I used to get them all the time when they were like 6/7 bucks for two, then those vloggers came out of nowhere and hyped them up so much they are now $10 for 2, and not worth it at all. Then you have folks like PMM saying how it’s such a good deal getting 2. They all need to touch grass
 
Galaxyprincess said:
I mentioned before that I work in a bakery and those donut hours are no joke. Our donut finisher comes in at 10pm. Jenny could never.
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Can you even imagine Jenn making donuts she'd probably cause the place to go up in flames. I could see her being delusional enough to think she's some sort of all-star baker and that they could make a living selling Tracker theme donuts. Flavors would include:
  • Hutdog
  • Buddy Don't Choke on It Donut Shake
  • No Caffeine Donut
  • Hamburger Donut
  • It's Burnt and Vegan
  • All You Get is 3 oz of Sour Jenn Milk
 
Forest said:
Where will Tim work when he needs to get a job? I could see Jenn keeping the channel going as a mommy/Disney vlog. She’ll magically learn how to edit quickly. But he’s gonna have to go out and get a job at some point.
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My first guess would be Home Depot or Lowes but with that banana knee I sort of doubt they'd hire him. They actually have pretty high standards for a typical retail job. I could also see him doing security for maybe Wal-Mart and Kohls and being a complete dick about whose bags he searches. Also, getting himself more financially in the hole by using the employee discount.
 
And Now It's Time to Splu said:
My first guess would be Home Depot or Lowes but with that banana knee I sort of doubt they'd hire him. They actually have pretty high standards for a typical retail job. I could also see him doing security for maybe Wal-Mart and Kohls and being a complete dick about whose bags he searches. Also, getting himself more financially in the hole by using the employee discount.
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Dim would last like 3 days at Kohl's before he gets caught stealing Kohl's cash to give to Ginn.
 
While the Trackers views are way off their peak of a couple years ago, 2 million plus views is still a lot, and that is without them keeping their promise to upload daily. If they did upload daily they would be closing in on 3 million views a month and that is with underperforming videos. They have not had a viral upload in a long time. That is more than enough to generate a big enough adsense check that Tim will not have go back into the traditional work force. Sure, they might have to cut back on the care free money spending lifestyle, but I doubt either one of them is going to have to punch a clock anytime soon. Let’s just put those champagne bottles back for the time being. I don’t revel in It, but this ship has a lot more water to take on before it sinks.
 
And Now It's Time to Splu said:
My first guess would be Home Depot or Lowes but with that banana knee I sort of doubt they'd hire him. They actually have pretty high standards for a typical retail job. I could also see him doing security for maybe Wal-Mart and Kohls and being a complete dick about whose bags he searches. Also, getting himself more financially in the hole by using the employee discount.
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He would never pass the assessment tests they give (or used to give) people applying for HD or Lowes for a job Tim would do.
(They used to even give Math tests, of sorts, for potential candidates)
 
Two grown ass men having a conversation with Santa was so awkward.
I’m not usually one to say that Theme Park Dad is into Tim but watching this video, they were giving first date vibes. Nick especially seemed nervous sometimes around Tim like the first date jitters nervous. I also found it odd they decided to sit next to each other to eat dessert instead of across from each other.

Tim again opens his mouth wide asking if he should use this as the thumbnail:
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I also noticed that Tim is a lot nicer to Nick then he is to Adam. He tends to get snarky and sarcastic with Adam.
 
eatcherheartout said:
Two grown ass men having a conversation with Santa was so awkward.
I’m not usually one to say that Theme Park Dad is into Tim but watching this video, they were giving first date vibes. Nick especially seemed nervous sometimes around Tim like the first date jitters nervous. I also found it odd they decided to sit next to each other to eat dessert instead of across from each other.

Tim again opens his mouth wide asking if he should use this as the thumbnail:
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I also noticed that Tim is a lot nicer to Nick then he is to Adam. He tends to get snarky and sarcastic with Adam.
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Eh, but also Nick and Adam have very different personalities. With one of my friends I can be sarcastic and joke around with, but with my other friend I really can't be sarcastic with her because we just have a different kind of friendship and her personality is way different than my other friend.
 
eatcherheartout said:
Two grown ass men having a conversation with Santa was so awkward.
I’m not usually one to say that Theme Park Dad is into Tim but watching this video, they were giving first date vibes. Nick especially seemed nervous sometimes around Tim like the first date jitters nervous. I also found it odd they decided to sit next to each other to eat dessert instead of across from each other.

Tim again opens his mouth wide asking if he should use this as the thumbnail:
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I also noticed that Tim is a lot nicer to Nick then he is to Adam. He tends to get snarky and sarcastic with Adam.
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Why can Nick the Dick not wear his girly hat normally? He doesn’t even wear it normal backwards. And what is with that oversized shirt? He looks like a middle schooler.
 
eloise b said:
Tim has 2 children who would love to meet santa ok Olivers still a baby so not so much but still,why would he do all these things without them
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I doubt they'll even take the boys to Oviedo mall to get their picture with Santa. Jenn will probably be like Budddy do you remember when Daddy went to Magic Kingdom and told Santa that you wanted more Hot Wheels and we just gave you a box Grandma gave you for your birthday..."
 
In terms of potential jobs, I see them both trying to claim disability before they attempt to get any kind of 9-5. Between Jen’s obesity and “anxiety” and Tim’s lazy eye that could lead to blindness (his dad is legally blind too right?), I could see it. Not that it would make them a ton of money but as a last resort. I could also see them trying to pull a Ryan’s World with J or O. I don’t think J has the personality for it at this point, but they will do anything to not have to be working class again.
 
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