The Tim Tracker #154 And now it's time to poop on Mommy

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I think Tim is saving the screw driver for Christmas because he knows that’s all his useless wife could handle.

lets face it, on top of everything else Tim has to do, he also has to pick his own Christmas gift as well. He will make Jenn feel like a “big girl” because she ordered it all on her own… except she orders the wrong one despite Tim sending her the direct link.

he figures it is something small, something easy, kind of basic, not too complicated and is giving her the benefit of thinking “she couldn't possibly screw this up” except she does by ordering it on 12/23 @11:42PM.

allegedly*
 
I can be understanding with adults who want to snap a picture with Santa and move on. However, it really irritates me when there is a huge line of young children waiting to meet Santa, and these douches are carrying on full conversations about who is a top/bottom or giver/receiver, or other bullshit about tools they want that they are going to buy themselves on Amazon. What assholes. You know IF Tim brought Jackson, he wouldn’t even want to wait in the line for Santa.
 
erry said:
I think Tim is saving the screw driver for Christmas because he knows that’s all his useless wife could handle.

lets face it, on top of everything else Tim has to do, he also has to pick his own Christmas gift as well. He will make Jenn feel like a “big girl” because she ordered it all on her own… except she orders the wrong one despite Tim sending her the direct link.

he figures it is something small, something easy, kind of basic, not too complicated and is giving her the benefit of thinking “she couldn't possibly screw this up” except she does by ordering it on 12/23 @11:42PM.

allegedly*
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Maybe Dim is asking for a screwdriver because he has to mount the new TV?? Not realizing the brackets are already there. He should have asked Santa for spackle, hole filler, sandpaper, and paint to fix that abortion of a TV wall.
On another note, how can you be a “man”/home owner or renter and NOT have basic tools?? Dim is 100% a beta male that will pay to get the TV installed. Whatever happened with Tesla battery gate and the argument over price?? Did he install it himself or was there nothing more on it because it was all for drama in their channel??
#homemovies
 
Dont Call Them Creators said:
Maybe Dim is asking for a screwdriver because he has to mount the new TV?? Not realizing the brackets are already there. He should have asked Santa for spackle, hole filler, sandpaper, and paint to fix that abortion of a TV wall.
On another note, how can you be a “man”/home owner or renter and NOT have basic tools?? Dim is 100% a beta male that will pay to get the TV installed. Whatever happened with Tesla battery gate and the argument over price?? Did he install it himself or was there nothing more on it because it was all for drama in their channel??
#homemovies
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Not to defend Dim, but a man hiring people for things like hanging a TV, etc., doesn't make him less of a man. My husband hires people for things like that just because he trusts them more than he trusts himself, haha.
 
fiveleggedgoat said:
I can be understanding with adults who want to snap a picture with Santa and move on. However, it really irritates me when there is a huge line of young children waiting to meet Santa, and these douches are carrying on full conversations about who is a top/bottom or giver/receiver, or other bullshit about tools they want that they are going to buy themselves on Amazon. What assholes. You know IF Tim brought Jackson, he wouldn’t even want to wait in the line for Santa.
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It's like that stupid twit Molly. Every character interaction has to include some plastic and pointless "I love your dress Minnie!", or "Mickey, you look so handsome in your new suit!" comment that the CM really has no desire to hear from a grown-ass "adult" while kids are anxiously waiting in line to see them. I wouldn't be surprised by "Hey Santa, I really love your white beard and that red suit! Is that a new look for you?"
 
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cavamom said:
How insane is it that a 40 year old wife and mom is completely incapable of shopping for a Christmas gift for her own husband? I do not understand having zero desire to do anything independently.
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My wife an I were married for 20 years, but have been divorced for 12 now. Weirdly, we still do a ton of stuff together, including travel and vacation, etc. Probably because we started out committed to co-parenting, and found we still like many of the same things (probably why we got together in the first place I suppose).

Anyway... Even during the twelve years we've been divorced, she still knows EXACTLY what I like and what to get me for Christmas and birthdays, and it's the same for me buying her gifts. If you are married to someone for any real length of time, you know that other person better than any other human being on the planet (maybe even more than your kids), and that never changes. Granted, we've know each other for nearly 35 years, but it was like that after just a few years of marriage.
 
ProfessorFate said:
It's like that stupid twit Molly. Every character interaction has to include some plastic and pointless "I love your dress Minnie!", or "Mickey, you look so handsome in your new suit!" comment that the CM really has no desire to hear from a grown-ass "adult" while kids are anxiously waiting in line to see them. I wouldn't be surprised by "Hey Santa, I really love your white beard and that red suit! Is that a new look for you?"
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Well, Molly's husband was a Disney character, so she has been intimate with Gaston. There's no telling how far all that escalated.

It was pretty funny, in the Knott's Berry Farm video, Pig Pen turned the tables on her and proposed marriage, which freaked her out.
 
court2022 said:
Not to defend Dim, but a man hiring people for things like hanging a TV, etc., doesn't make him less of a man. My husband hires people for things like that just because he trusts them more than he trusts himself, haha.
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100% know your skill set and don’t get over your head. All I am saying is Dim doesn’t have or want to display his skill set. Unless it’s eating hut dogs, neglecting his miracle children, or ferrying his sloth of a wife around town. Remember the bathroom remodel in the Sanford house??
I just like doing home things or light car maintenance myself.
#homemovies
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
My favorite part of the Tim/Dick vid was Tim and Santa's exchange.

Tim: I want a screwdriver.
Santa: The drink?

WTH Santa, how can you not know that Tim doesn't drink! I'm shocked Tim didn't say that. Maybe he did and Jenn edited it out. Santa should have replied, well One Chainz, you're a racist mother fucker, so you get nothing from me.

Seriously dude, you've spent all that money this year and bought 300 Hot Wheels, buy yourself a bleeping screwdriver.
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I had to go and watch this sequence because everyone seems to be talking about it. Oh my gosh, that Santa is a treasure. You could see his brain trying to figure out what in the world was going on with Tim and Nick. And he dished it out.
 
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Wusubby said:
Just gonna throw my 2p worth at this.

Jenn will do OnlyFans. Tim a janitor for disney world.
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Janitors work hard actually. Dim is way too lazy
They will never go back to job jobs. First of all nobody would hire them. They would try to find extra income online in some way shape or form. Actually though I think they will be able to milk this channel for a long time still, yes their views are down but they are still high. Look at the Dis, they barely break 10k views and they keep beating that dead horse with several salaried employees. Or that nut Magical Meg that seems so excited all the time over her 2k views per vlog. There is an older couple called Travelling something that they just eat all the time and they barely crack 1k views but they even started a Patreon with 19 subs lol
Sure maybe the suite on the cruise is out of the question but they will still be able to live comfortable for awhile. They eliminated something that is a huge bill for most of us, which is their mortgage.
I can only see their lifestyle in jeopardy if YouTube makes changes or other portals really take over etc.
 
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