The Tim Tracker #105 It's My Party and I'll s word if I Want to 🎶

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Will Port-a-potty Soccer Mom Saggy Tits Dimmy make an appearance again?
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I wonder if they'll even bother doing an overpriced $800-stranger-babysitter-in-a-van experience. Maybe they'll request a $2000 limo with plush pillows and massaging seats cause Ginn will be soooooo tired and can't walk you guyzzzzz. She'll just sit in the limo and have Dimmy deliver 10 styrofoam to-go containers of shrimp shrimp and more shrimp from the food truck park.

They will come back with yet another haul of ugly XXXXXL pineapple cartoon shirts, pineapple merchandise, gaudy obnoxious hawaiian print shirts with random Hawaiian words printed on them that aren't threatening to simpletons like the Bojos, yet another Duffy stuff animal, more "authentic Hawaiian sea salt" even though they still have their sea salt from last year probably in the cabinet next to ghost mom's crusty wishbone collection, and multi-layered sunburns to go with Ginn's nasty tank tops that don't hide her bat wing arms and her too tight sports bra squeezing out lumps of fat.
What is it with him having photos taken outside of toilets?
 
THANK GOD THEY ARE SOMEWHERE TROPICAL. It was only 80 in Orlando this week 🥴🙄

So let’s guess what they eat:

1. Everything fried from the pool
2. MonkeyPod (overrated but we actually had a great meal there during the 2021 monsoon)
3. Leonard’s Malasadas cuz Gin’s a 🐷 🍩
4. crappy Aulani QS burgers
5. Mediocre Aulani table service

Let’s guess what they do:
1. Aulani
2. Anything character related
3. Starbucks across the street
4. Complain about almost everything they “do”

Let’s guess what they don’t do:
1. Almost everything else on Oahu
2. Maui
3. Hawaii (Big Island)
4. Kauai

bleeping sheesh they’re repetitive ungrateful cunts.

Dim will snorkel in the fake fish tank cove but won’t see anything and will complain

I have to wonder if some of these Stans send gifts, if they'll also send checks or Visa gift cards to these numbskulls.

People are definitely sending them Disney gift cards

I hope when they post their first babymoon vlog that it is overrun with Stan complaints, btdt, who cares, waste of time and money, etc. and the rest don’t even bother to watch
 
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Someone in the Stan group said they did a tour with the same company in October and the guy told her the Trackers were coming back in December, so yes, expect J$ to be left in a van on the side of the road 2.0. Same stuff over and over again.
Let’s face it. They only did that “tour” because they booked it based on vlog feedback that they haven’t left the gd resort. It was last minute. So naturally they come back 12 months later and do….the exact same thing again. 😂 It’s absurd and I’m shocked people are sticking around to watch.

Why not rent a car? Oh right, totally useless
Humans. One thing we do when we go to Oahu is a drive around the island. Stop a few times. Do a hike or two (one was terrifying and I made us turn around lol), get some shrimp, go to a random north shore beach etc. it’s a tour of the island and go with the flow still. Like I said we’re skipping Aulani next time and we even own there! We’ll use those DVC points for a larger room at Disney world over the next 2 years.

To go to Aulani 3 times in 3 years (especially considering the pandemic) and only do Aulani is criminal for a “tRaVeL VLog.”
 
Dim will snorkel in the fake fish tank cove but won’t see anything and will complain



People are definitely sending them Disney gift cards

I hope when they post their first babymoon vlog that it is overrun with Stan complaints, btdt, who cares, waste of time and money, etc. and the rest don’t even bother to watch
I wouldn't send these two delusional people a damm thing especially I worked so hard for my money they don't even say thank you dimmable and dejennerate get a life
 
Let’s face it. They only did that “tour” because they booked it based on vlog feedback that they haven’t left the gd resort. It was last minute. So naturally they come back 12 months later and do….the exact same thing again. 😂 It’s absurd and I’m shocked people are sticking around to watch.

Why not rent a car? Oh right, totally useless
Humans. One thing we do when we go to Oahu is a drive around the island. Stop a few times. Do a hike or two (one was terrifying and I made us turn around lol), get some shrimp, go to a random north shore beach etc. it’s a tour of the island and go with the flow still. Like I said we’re skipping Aulani next time and we even own there! We’ll use those DVC points for a larger room at Disney world over the next 2 years.

To go to Aulani 3 times in 3 years (especially considering the pandemic) and only do Aulani is criminal for a “tRaVeL VLog.”

Exactly, the best thing with us having a car was just driving around and being spontaneous. So many times we said oh, let's stop here. Or looking on Yelp or whatever and say, this looks good, let's try it.

I have a strong feeling if stans are booking with that tour company that this trip they are #hosted and aren't paying the fee. I imagine they won't even give the babysitting driver a tip.

I think they did themselves a disservice by introducing their stans to Peter and Kitra. What they feature in their Aulani vlogs are head and shoulders above anything the Trackers could put out. Stans will see that this time around because OA just got back from Aulani. I don't even think all their videos are out yet.
 
Trimester timing aside, I don't understand how these two dopes are in Hawaii for 10 days when Christmas is 3 weeks away. Just like his birthday, their son's Christmas experience is an afterthought. For someone who loves traditions so much she's really doing a lousy job of establishing her own around the holidays. So they'll get home and try and jam what could have been a month of fun holiday related activities into 5 days - another half assed experience during which this kid will be asked 1000 times if he "loves it".
Yep, they will get him a bunch of crap toys to continue filling Ft. Pampers. I'm sure they will buy more choking hazards for the new baby to be in danger of (marbles). Instead of making real CORE MEMORIES with their miracle child. His birthday was so pathetically sad! They couldn't bother to even get him a balloon, knowing the kid likes balloons! They couldn't bother to have her sister, Dim's brother, sister-in-law, cousins, grandparents all over for presents, cake and ice cream??

Our daughter was born in April and we would cram as many people as we could in our tiny home for her birthday. One year I did a candyland theme and she still talks about that birthday. Our son was born in July and one year we set up 3 different little pools outside for his party and had a big picnic in our backyard. Such great memories with family and friends. These two are seriously pathetic parents.

Also she will look like a whale for the rest of her life. No way she’s going to do the exercises to build up her core.
She will most likely just go in for a "Mommy Makeover" unless her selective anxiety gets in the way. No way would she put in the work to watch what she eats and exercise.
 
Holy crap that video from a few years ago of their closet is insane. Tim must have had 60+ t-shirts, and we couldn't even see the whole closet, and he's definitely bought several dozen since then. Despite all that, the dimwit wears the same 4 shirts over and over again.
Don’t forget to add local Orlando charities and their HOA to the saboteur list, then.

None of said charities take any used clothing according to Dinnerfer, goodwill/Salvation Army are the devil, and their Community always has the garage sales when they’re on vAcTiON.

so you KNOW all those shirts are still in their closets because they can’t get rid of anything.
 
Don’t forget to add local Orlando charities and their HOA to the saboteur list, then.

None of said charities take any used clothing according to Dinnerfer, goodwill/Salvation Army are the devil, and their Community always has the garage sales when they’re on vAcTiON.

so you KNOW all those shirts are still in their closets because they can’t get rid of anything.

She's such a liar. I've been donating clothes to Goodwill for over a decade, and DH's brother worked for Salvation Army and they take clothes too.

And if those ones are "evil" in her eyes, there's plenty of others that take clothing donations, such as St. Vincent de Paul (in Sanford!), Teen Challenge (in Sanford!), Angel's Second Chance (in Sanford!)...they'd had to have known about them; they existed when they lived there. I donated and shopped at them. Right down the street from where they lived.

HECK, she could even SELL her stuff to Plato's Closet - she HAS to know about them, at least. There's several in our area and they're popular with the age demographic she thinks she still is. 🤪

Why do they have to lie about such absolutely mundane things like that?!?
 
She's such a liar. I've been donating clothes to Goodwill for over a decade, and DH's brother worked for Salvation Army and they take clothes too.

And if those ones are "evil" in her eyes, there's plenty of others that take clothing donations, such as St. Vincent de Paul (in Sanford!), Teen Challenge (in Sanford!), Angel's Second Chance (in Sanford!)...they'd had to have known about them; they existed when they lived there. I donated and shopped at them. Right down the street from where they lived.

HECK, she could even SELL her stuff to Plato's Closet - she HAS to know about them, at least. There's several in our area and they're popular with the age demographic she thinks she still is. 🤪

Why do they have to lie about such absolutely mundane things like that?!?
She could even sell stuff on Mercari or Poshmark. I sell so much stuff on there.
 
She's such a liar. I've been donating clothes to Goodwill for over a decade, and DH's brother worked for Salvation Army and they take clothes too.

And if those ones are "evil" in her eyes, there's plenty of others that take clothing donations, such as St. Vincent de Paul (in Sanford!), Teen Challenge (in Sanford!), Angel's Second Chance (in Sanford!)...they'd had to have known about them; they existed when they lived there. I donated and shopped at them. Right down the street from where they lived.

HECK, she could even SELL her stuff to Plato's Closet - she HAS to know about them, at least. There's several in our area and they're popular with the age demographic she thinks she still is. 🤪

Why do they have to lie about such absolutely mundane things like that?!?
Their devoted stans would be willing to take their UNWASHED used clothing for $50/shirt, but these two are so damn lazy they can't even be bothered to dump them in a trash bag and drop off at a Goodwill.

They SUCK at life.
 
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Holy crap that video from a few years ago of their closet is insane. Tim must have had 60+ t-shirts, and we couldn't even see the whole closet, and he's definitely bought several dozen since then. Despite all that, the dimwit wears the same 4 shirts over and over again.
The rest are probably still in the laundry basket waiting to be ‘folded
 
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