The Tim Tracker #105 It's My Party and I'll s word if I Want to 🎶

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Devilchild-03 said:
The whole doctor note thing, I wouldn’t be surprised if she got a tele health doc to sign off on it. If the doctor expressed any concerns or risks about flying pregnant I can almost guarantee she bitched until she got her way. That’s how I and others and Uni have done to shut her up. Then again I’m sure she really get a note and told everyone she did. Kind of like the time she told everyone the VIP tour guide at HHN said it was okay for pregnant women to go in the house and that uni doesn’t care or it’s only certain houses. Because why not? It’s not Jenn’s livelihood and paycheck on the line if someone gets reprimanded over work safety. Everything out of that girl’s mouth is a lie. Also Tim is self-centered and annoying.
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You, and the rest of us, know damn well she probably told that poor doctor that they had to fly cross-country for a funeral or something equally life altering to get the Doc to sign it. Crocodile tears and all.
 
bakerbetty said:
Let's not forget folks - this is Greasy Spice we are talking about... clothing four sizes too small and most important these two words... photo shopped! This is most likely why she doesn't look as pregnant. And why the hell didn't they brush the kid's hair? Tim wears so much damn product in his hair he has actually ruined the seat of his flex mobile, but can't do anything for Prop #1 for a photo?

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And why didn’t they put the little buddy in a tropical esque shirt since they are both dressed “tropical?” they are both so bleeping self-Centered. He really is an afterthought.
 
THANK GOD THEY ARE SOMEWHERE TROPICAL. It was only 80 in Orlando this week 🥴🙄

So let’s guess what they eat:

1. Everything fried from the pool
2. MonkeyPod (overrated but we actually had a great meal there during the 2021 monsoon)
3. Leonard’s Malasadas cuz Gin’s a 🐷 🍩
4. crappy Aulani QS burgers
5. Mediocre Aulani table service

Let’s guess what they do:
1. Aulani
2. Anything character related
3. Starbucks across the street
4. Complain about almost everything they “do”

Let’s guess what they don’t do:
1. Almost everything else on Oahu
2. Maui
3. Hawaii (Big Island)
4. Kauai

bleeping sheesh they’re repetitive ungrateful cunts.
 
Will Port-a-potty Soccer Mom Saggy Tits Dimmy make an appearance again?
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I wonder if they'll even bother doing an overpriced $800-stranger-babysitter-in-a-van experience. Maybe they'll request a $2000 limo with plush pillows and massaging seats cause Ginn will be soooooo tired and can't walk you guyzzzzz. She'll just sit in the limo and have Dimmy deliver 10 styrofoam to-go containers of shrimp shrimp and more shrimp from the food truck park.

They will come back with yet another haul of ugly XXXXXL pineapple cartoon shirts, pineapple merchandise, gaudy obnoxious hawaiian print shirts with random Hawaiian words printed on them that aren't threatening to simpletons like the Bojos, yet another Duffy stuff animal, more "authentic Hawaiian sea salt" even though they still have their sea salt from last year probably in the cabinet next to ghost mom's crusty wishbone collection, and multi-layered sunburns to go with Ginn's nasty tank tops that don't hide her bat wing arms and her too tight sports bra squeezing out lumps of fat.
 
Jen, just FYI. If I had a second "miracle" pregnancy like you I would not be flying.

And surprise, surprise a bleeping Mickey picture that will collect dust. I figured as much when she bought the new vacation wardrobe that she was planning some sort of dumb photo opp. That dress doesn't look like anything like it does on it's website. It's not flattering at all Jen. You look like you bought it off of Wish rather than some overpriced luxury mall store.
 
Quasimodo said:
Will Port-a-potty Soccer Mom Saggy Tits Dimmy make an appearance again?
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I wonder if they'll even bother doing an overpriced $800-stranger-babysitter-in-a-van experience. Maybe they'll request a $2000 limo with plush pillows and massaging seats cause Ginn will be soooooo tired and can't walk you guyzzzzz.
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Someone in the Stan group said they did a tour with the same company in October and the guy told her the Trackers were coming back in December, so yes, expect J$ to be left in a van on the side of the road 2.0. Same stuff over and over again.
 
Quasimodo said:
"We don't drink alcohol or drinks with caffeine (hahaha no really, we don't, really you guyzzz, promise!) but we will completely damage our bodies with excessive levels of fat, sugar, carbs and sodium!!! We're not addicted at all!"



Now now, that's not true, she DMed Dr Oz and he said "get away from me" and she took that as confirmation she can get far far away all the way to Hawaii.
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I don't understand the 'we don't drink' (but really we do) thing, their old videos they were alot more honest about it at least. and often drunk. is it some attempt to pretend they follow medical advice or something?
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
Someone in the Stan group said they did a tour with the same company in October and the guy told her the Trackers were coming back in December, so yes, expect J$ to be left in a van on the side of the road 2.0. Same stuff over and over again.
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Didn't they book that tour last year out of desperation and last minute, mostly to prove they're capable of leaving the resort briefly for a few hours during a 10-day trip? They had a whole year to research other tour companies that might be better bang for their buck (and give them a car seat that doesn't have stains on it). I guess that company is the only one they figured will be okay with babysitting the kid in a van again.
 
namethatcannotbechanged said:
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As someone said before, this was the real reason they went there. Just for this picture.
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Well all the mice they left at home are going to be really pissed off when they see this

LobCheapek said:
Did no one in the clothing store tell her that dress just makes her look 10x bigger than she actually is?
Unlike Dinnerfer, I actually worked in swankier clothing retail stores (I.e. Lilly, Shore, etc.) for nearly 10 years. If something in my humble opinion didn’t flatter a woman, there are polite ways to suggest a frock that “does something to accentuate your figure.”

You don’t wear tiered maxi dresses like this. Especially ones that aren’t built for Maternity. 🤮
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As we know from the fact she put that back view photo out there for all to see, she wouldn’t care and she certainly wouldn‘t listen

Forest said:
They can go get Mickey to touch her belly every day, 20 minutes away from their house. But sure Jenn, tell us how special this is again 🙄
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Didn‘t she say that she didn’t like people touching her belly?
 
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PoorKid said:
I have never been and hope to never be pregnant, but I would be lying (Jenn-ing?) if I said I haven't been sorely tempted on more than one occasion to treat myself to some of those maternity jeans with the stretchy stomach panel. God they look so comfortable and forgiving.
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Go to Kohls and get the Vera Wang denim leggings. They were on a crazy good sale over black Friday weekend and omg, I’m now addicted. I used my kohls cash and got a 2nd pair. They are normally $42, but they are still on sale right now at $29.40. I lucked out, on Black Friday weekend they were down to $12 something so maybe they’ll drop again during the holiday season.
 
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Snippysnips said:
You know if their brain cells were made of smarties they wouldn't have enough to fill a fun size tub between them

It wouldn't surprise me if the "doctor" she was seeing was equivalent to the Simpsons Dr nick
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We have a repair man near here called The Washing Machine Doctor. Maybe it was him 🤷‍♀️

Quasimodo said:
Instagram vs. reality
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Although she looks terrible in both. What kind of weird smile is that? Her eyes are disappearing into her bloated face and she looks like she's trying to smile through smelling her own queef. Dim looks like he just discovered the 12-pack of hot dogs he stuck in between her back rolls while packing when they ran out of room in their luggage.

She should have worn this outfit for the maternity shot if she wanted to show off her core muscles that loud quit awhile ago.
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I would love to see the face of the CM under Mickey’s head 😫🤢🤮
 
Trimester timing aside, I don't understand how these two dopes are in Hawaii for 10 days when Christmas is 3 weeks away. Just like his birthday, their son's Christmas experience is an afterthought. For someone who loves traditions so much she's really doing a lousy job of establishing her own around the holidays. So they'll get home and try and jam what could have been a month of fun holiday related activities into 5 days - another half assed experience during which this kid will be asked 1000 times if he "loves it".
 
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