The Tim Tracker #105 It's My Party and I'll s word if I Want to 🎶

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View attachment 1793537 qLast year and this year. I honestly wouldn’t know she wasn’t pregnant last year or that she IS pregnant this year. Last year that dress fit her more like a maternity dress so she looked pregnant. Now that she is pregnant, it’s like she’s allergic to wearing clothes for a pregnant body. She desperately wants to be one of those women that don’t need to wear maternity clothes until the end. But Jenn,you’re not one of them. Tight clothes are not a replacement for the core muscles that you lack. It’s not making you look smaller. It makes you look stupid that you can’t figure sizing out. It honestly looks terrible and uncomfortable.
She has to be way into her third trimester. No way is she going to last until March.

Surprise, surprise - Disney is raising their prices yet again. https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/disney-world-announces-ticket-price-hike-more-changes.amp
 
Or someone got all lazy with the "metadata" before they left for the babymoon. It was so late guyzzz and she was editing before they left so super early.

I am really shocked at this point they don't have a Patreon. It's only a matter of time.

they can’t even manage their YouTube channel. No way they can maintain Patreon. What are they going to do to entice people to pay them monthly? They don’t want to do any work besides filming the same footage and eating the same hamburger. Dim doesn’t even ride the rides anymore. He doesn’t even try to push bogus information to try and sound intelligent. I watch Mammoth club and I’m blown aways by the things they film at the parks, the engagement they have with their subscribers, I would never pay for the Patreon but I even enjoy their streaming content to see how they plan out their trips. They know what they are doing.
 
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Yeah she's not 3rd trimester yet based on the March 15th due date. So are they changing their story now? Or are they not using an app or calculator? June 8th is what her date of last period is based on seeing that in an ultrasound pic they showed.
I think they in are in the process of shifting the timeline/expectations. If she’s 3rd trimester, then she’s, at a minimum, 29 weeks pregnant and due March 1. Which means she was drinking like a fish in the first weeks of pregnancy. Super irresponsible when you’re “trying”.

Off to put my guess on the wiki calendar.
 
Jenn is so obsessed with traditions. Going on a plane to Hawaii ready to pop just to get a picture or a vacation like the one she had during the first birth. What a dumbass, putting yourself at risk, for what? Maybe she can choose not to get a c-section so she can split her vag again since she didn’t have the brains to say maybe I shouldn’t poop out a 10 pound baby out of my cooter! I say again, dumbass!
 
Neither of them even knew at what week you're considered third trimester when these two grease buckets were laying in bed and Ginn was talking about kegels in one of their home vlogs. Buddy Bojo even knew whatever fake week they're pretending she's in before she did.

She's like "eh, probably in the third trimester, I guess? What even is a trimester? If there were only two mesters, would they be bi? (*insert pervy giggle from Dim*) Anyway, real quick I just wanted to say, someone else is giving birth for me, right? *fake laugh* Oh duck, I have to put in some work when this thing is finally ready to crawl and scratch its way out of the sourdough bread factory?"
 
I think they in are in the process of shifting the timeline/expectations. If she’s 3rd trimester, then she’s, at a minimum, 29 weeks pregnant and due March 1. Which means she was drinking like a fish in the first weeks of pregnancy. Super irresponsible when you’re “trying”.
They are probably hoping the Stans won't notice the continuously shifting timeline. I hope FRE pays attention.
 
She has to be way into her third trimester. No way is she going to last until March.

Surprise, surprise - Disney is raising their prices yet again. https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/disney-world-announces-ticket-price-hike-more-changes.amp

Meet the new boss.........Same as the old boss.

they can’t even manage their YouTube channel. No way they can maintain Patreon. What are they going to do to entice people to pay them monthly? They don’t want to do any work besides filming the same footage and eating the same hamburger. Dim doesn’t even ride the rides anymore. He doesn’t even try to push bogus information to try and sound intelligent. I watch Mammoth club and I’m blown aways by the things they film at the parks, the engagement they have with their subscribers, I would never pay for the Patreon but I even enjoy their streaming content to see how they plan out their trips. They know what they are doing.

Watch Dim eat an EXTRA hamburger every month!
 
Instagram vs. reality
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Although she looks terrible in both. What kind of weird smile is that? Her eyes are disappearing into her bloated face and she looks like she's trying to smile through smelling her own queef. Dim looks like he just discovered the 12-pack of hot dogs he stuck in between her back rolls while packing when they ran out of room in their luggage.

She should have worn this outfit for the maternity shot if she wanted to show off her core muscles that loud quit awhile ago.
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Let's not forget folks - this is Greasy Spice we are talking about... clothing four sizes too small and most important these two words... photo shopped! This is most likely why she doesn't look as pregnant. And why the hell didn't they brush the kid's hair? Tim wears so much damn product in his hair he has actually ruined the seat of his flex mobile, but can't do anything for Prop #1 for a photo?

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The whole doctor note thing, I wouldn’t be surprised if she got a tele health doc to sign off on it. If the doctor expressed any concerns or risks about flying pregnant I can almost guarantee she bitched until she got her way. That’s how I and others and Uni have done to shut her up. Then again I’m sure she really get a note and told everyone she did. Kind of like the time she told everyone the VIP tour guide at HHN said it was okay for pregnant women to go in the house and that uni doesn’t care or it’s only certain houses. Because why not? It’s not Jenn’s livelihood and paycheck on the line if someone gets reprimanded over work safety. Everything out of that girl’s mouth is a lie. Also Tim is self-centered and annoying.
 
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As someone said before, this was the real reason they went there. Just for this picture.
Good grief she's mahoosive. Looks like someone dumped a beat up old pine wardrobe! Her dress is creased at the bottom, stretched tight across the rest and does not showcase her bump. It could be Mickey massaging her bloated carcass to help her fart after a gluttonous brunch at the Polynesian. Unfuckingbelievable.
 
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