Ugh. So was this Jen gets passive aggressive with Tattler.
Goes to the eye doctor has a part in there that she doesn't have diabetes in the eyes ergo she doesn't have diabetes....sure Jen.
More mercury intake and more to come since they are going someplace tropical (cough, Hawaii, cough)
Can still squeeze into a $228 Lily Pulitzer monstrosity. Dress has
6% of spandex in itand is still straining against the 32 month belly.
witches about buying an AP for her kid but buys probably the equivilent in clothes and makeup
Dim gets new swimshorts. From awful orange to nasty baby blue with a print to maybe get your eyes off of his stretched tats.
Baby Moon is the new cuntcierge
Nothing worked for Jenbo at Anthropologie. Surprise, surprise. I don't even think she'd probably like anything from Anthropologie most of that stuff doesn't go for the not getting out of bed look. I also figured she'd be hitting it next. Anthro does have a plus size line and a lot of their stuff is built for taller people. It's also ridiculously priced.
Giving skin care and makeup tips. Like I want to use the stuff Caterpillar Brows uses. Also, if I had her family history of skin cancer I'd be using like 100 SPF not 50. Oh, wait I use 100 SPF and I don't have a family history like she does. I'm just extremely pale and own it.