The Tim Tracker #105 It's My Party and I'll s word if I Want to 🎶

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What a sad, pathetic life to put on display. These two low rent middle age dumbf**ks have become a home movies channel. What kind of reputable eye doctor would allow Dim and his fuzzy balls to vlog inside the office? How does she look in the mirror and not see what we see? She’s not far from when peri menopause starts and it’s going to hit her like a Mack truck
 
Seriously? We went from orange shorts to these? Its okay to purchase mens size Tim...
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bleeping creep.
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Maybe find a competent eye doctor, bleeping Tiffany Ann, or stop being so stupid. You're never going to be Ginn's adopted sister, give it up already.
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He was far too excited there might be a serpent near his butt.
Tiffy needs a better eye doctor, not because they don't explain what they are doing but because the clothes and hat do most definitely not look cute.
 
It's never made sense to me how she can waddle around half-blind all these years and thinks it's funny, but after seeing her try on those dresses, it makes sense why she'd want to be blind. Can't admit how fugly and bloated and unhealthy and sunburned you look if it's all blurry!

There is absolutely no way she'll bother with the contacts, even if they're dailies. I'm surprised she didn't throw a fit and start fake-crying about basically having to touch her eyeball. I have no doubt she'll get an eye infection at some point from her poor hygiene habits which just won't work with contact use. She'll probably have Dim put her contacts in for her, he's probably wiping her ass too at this point.
 
How many times can you say babymoon in one vlog?
Dims other shorts fit him better.
Ginn was completely pissed when Tim said he would get an annual pass....ummm it is essential for him as it's supposed to be your only source of income....FOMO douche.
Why would you need to buy 2 hats that look almost the same and you already have a few hats that look like those.
Looks they are trying so many new ways of making money. I would never go to that eye doctor....that was weird.
I will be surprised if they go all the way to Hawaii...she is in no condition for such a long flight but then again they are oblivious idiots.
 
I haven't even gotten through half the video yet but count me in as someone incredibly sick of hearing her say "babymoon" nine thousand times a video. She's more excited about the stupid vacation than she is about the actual baby. And I know they don't need yet another vacation this year, but imagine if instead they'd taken a trip for the three of them before the baby comes? They could've built up a few videos and taken the week off to spend it with J before they become a family of four - no nanny, no vlogging, just the three of them.

I still can't believe they "have" to go shopping every time they go on a trip, I'd get so sick of doing this every other day. I wonder if it gives them some weird sense of accomplishment to get these so-called errands done before a trip, since it's sort of like checking off a list of things they "need" to do?

Kinda cool to know there's a place close to Disney where you can get replacement glasses, but this has GOT to be their weirdest hosted experience. I know it's probably because they were hosted, but I HATED that they went into the exam together.

I wouldn’t go there now if my eyes were poked out and every other doctor had just been vaporized.
 
I don’t even watch their videos and I just can’t with these two anymore. When my daughter was little I was very careful what pictures I shared on social media even with friends and family (no bath tub, bathing suit shots, no gymnastics outfits) because a sicko pedophile can hack any account and take that picture and do what they want with it. These absolute dipshits are exposing J$ to a world full of disgusting perverts
 
I also think they are going to aulani because OA just went there. They are also constantly chasing a repeat of the high views they got on these same trips years ago. They don't seem to understand no one wants to watch the same people go on the same cruise every 6 weeks or to Hawaii twice in one year.

I just looked at 7 days 6 nights at aulani in late January for 3 is $5, 011.71 with airfare from Orlando on Costco travel. That's a great price for a once every few years vacation. Changing that to first class makes it $11,248.06. Now I know they aren't using Costco travel, but $6k in additional airfare for first class is crazy. You could go back to aulani for another week with just the difference in airfare!

I'm guessing they did some strong investing with their YouTube money before they bought Fort Pampers. But instead of saving that money for retirement (or when YouTube dries up and they've been out of the workforce for over a decade), they are burning through it on their groundhog day like vacations: cruise, staycation at highend resort, cruise, aulani, staycation at highend resort, cruise, rinse and repeat.
 
Ugh. So was this Jen gets passive aggressive with Tattler.

Goes to the eye doctor has a part in there that she doesn't have diabetes in the eyes ergo she doesn't have diabetes....sure Jen.

More mercury intake and more to come since they are going someplace tropical (cough, Hawaii, cough)

Can still squeeze into a $228 Lily Pulitzer monstrosity. Dress has 6% of spandex in itand is still straining against the 32 month belly. witches about buying an AP for her kid but buys probably the equivilent in clothes and makeup

Dim gets new swimshorts. From awful orange to nasty baby blue with a print to maybe get your eyes off of his stretched tats.

Baby Moon is the new cuntcierge

Nothing worked for Jenbo at Anthropologie. Surprise, surprise. I don't even think she'd probably like anything from Anthropologie most of that stuff doesn't go for the not getting out of bed look. I also figured she'd be hitting it next. Anthro does have a plus size line and a lot of their stuff is built for taller people. It's also ridiculously priced.

Giving skin care and makeup tips. Like I want to use the stuff Caterpillar Brows uses. Also, if I had her family history of skin cancer I'd be using like 100 SPF not 50. Oh, wait I use 100 SPF and I don't have a family history like she does. I'm just extremely pale and own it.
 
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This dress gives me Mrs Roper vibes. It cost 228.

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If you look at the back of the dress, you know it's not going to be a pretty picture at all when she wears it. I'm sure we'll probably have many an avatars over it. I like Lilly in moderation but she seems to find the worst stuff that they offer, which is a shame because the do have some cute things. However, she seems to go for their most gaudy offerings.
 
I actually feel so embarrassed for them. They're so pathetic and clueless and gross. I can't stop laughing at how desperate and out-of-touch this vlog was.

This is exactly how I feel. This is the content they are putting out now? Exam exams? Tim buying swim shorts even tighter than the one pair he already owns? Jenn spending $500 on dresses that just make her look even bigger than she actually is?

J$ did not need the Incredi-pass. I know, he loves water and would have an absolute blast at the new Blizzard Beach stuff, but will his parents actually take him? No. They are about to have a newborn. Are they going to be doing parks all the time? No. They could have easily bought him the less expensive pass with block out dates and when he's blocked out just keep him home with the nanny. I have the pass that is blocked out a few days at Thanksgiving. The two weeks at Christmas and Spring Break. I'm happy to stay away during those times.

When Tim says "And we have another one on the way" he's basically accepting defeat. This was a $5000 day for them. That's got to hurt them, but sure, let's take a $10,000 babymoon after our 5 cruises and other trips. They are circling down the drain. Better find more eye doctors to #host you Trackers.
 
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