The Tim Tracker #105 It's My Party and I'll s word if I Want to 🎶

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What in the hell would make him buy those children’s trunks? The over muffin has got to be monstrous

OMG, this will be so funny watching Dim do a cannonball or jump into the pool on his upcoming trip. His swim trunks are pulling so hard with him just standing still, he'll definitely experience a wardrobe malfunction very easily just with some movement in these. I hope he packs his old orange shorts for a backup. I think he'll need them.
 
Ginn: "this isn't a maternity dress but it does work with my belly which I love"

It sure it ain't working with your back fat. 🥴

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I can't tell if that's her bra for her droopy tits or really high-waisted spanx?
In the same way her head blends into her neck and her boobs into her belly, now her butt cheeks are taking over her back. 🎶This is the butt that never ends🎶
 
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This dress gives me Mrs Roper vibes. It cost 228.

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@Coffee_cat, thank you for posting! 😉🥰 I truly do not find the appeal of LP! Especially at that price point.
Additionally, I don’t think LP would appreciate seeing a pregnant woman wearing her designer dress. Not even the stickers she received during the live show covered the cost of the dress. I wonder what the Stans think of that! 💰😜🤔 💰
 
You know who needs a babymoon? J$.
J$ needs a week with his aunties, uncles, GPs and cousins, away from the narcissistic black hole of idiocy that is his parents.
Where nobody ever says, 'Do youu looooooove iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?' while menacing him with paprika brows, or Buddy. Not once. And all the fruit and blueberries he can eat.
Where is that kid's vacation?!
 
She said she uses the ABH Brow Wiz in Medium Brown.

1. She shouldn’t be using anything darker than Taupe.
2. Of course she uses ABH paying $25 for that when the NYX Micro Brow is the Same. Exact. Thing. for less than half the price.
I’d go lighter and say she needs the lightest ABH, Blonde. I use ABH brow pencils in Blonde and it’s perfect. My eyebrows aren’t translucent blonde like hers, just very light. If I go any darker, my eyebrows look like Ginn’s. She doesn’t need heavy definition, just light definition so it looks natural and not like she murders caterpillars on the daily.

And they’re going to Hawaii. Florida is out and all other mainland Disney resorts are too cold to visit. They don’t like DL enough to go back so soon and then being so stupidly cryptic means it’s Aulani. Ginn is addicting to shopping, as is Dim, but they’re buying too many uber tropical tit to go anywhere else.

They haven’t been to Hawaii in a year you guyyyyyysssss. We’ve had to go on SOOO many cruises with Buuudddddyyy so Tim J$ can meet every character in their special clothes! Now it’s all about meeeeee and my 67th Babymoon trip before he’s born in Febru— I mean late March you guuuuuyyyyssss!!!!11!1!1!
 
Ginn: "this isn't a maternity dress but it does work with my belly which I love"

It sure it ain't working with your back fat. 🥴

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I can't tell if that's her bra for her droopy tits or really high-waisted spanx?
@Quasimodo, why not both?😜🤣
Notwithstanding, thanks for posting the picture.🥰 Methinks if she reads here, she will not wear that dress with her Boathouse back rolls or biscuits. Yep, that was a thing in today’s video— Dim asks what is the difference between a biscuit and a roll. Jen replies that a biscuit is like a scone! Yikes! 😱
 
someone said she was asking a bunch of questions about the volcano eruption in a live recently too. That to me was the dead giveaway. It wasn’t concern for people who lived there it was concern over whether or not it would impact her upcoming precious babymoon.

that lily dress…holy tit girl you are delusional. Are you wearing the tablecloth of the table you inhaled after eating everything else on it? the backfat cleavage is hysterical…just goes to show these two morons have 0 class and do not know how to buy things that fit appropriately. tim if your pockets don’t lie flat….the shorts are too small. Such trash…I’d feel sorry for them but at my age I just don’t like to feel sad you know?
 
This is exactly how I feel. This is the content they are putting out now? Exam exams? Tim buying swim shorts even tighter than the one pair he already owns? Jenn spending $500 on dresses that just make her look even bigger than she actually is?

J$ did not need the Incredi-pass. I know, he loves water and would have an absolute blast at the new Blizzard Beach stuff, but will his parents actually take him? No. They are about to have a newborn. Are they going to be doing parks all the time? No. They could have easily bought him the less expensive pass with block out dates and when he's blocked out just keep him home with the nanny. I have the pass that is blocked out a few days at Thanksgiving. The two weeks at Christmas and Spring Break. I'm happy to stay away during those times.

When Tim says "And we have another one on the way" he's basically accepting defeat. This was a $5000 day for them. That's got to hurt them, but sure, let's take a $10,000 babymoon after our 5 cruises and other trips. They are circling down the drain. Better find more eye doctors to #host you Trackers.
Fortunately for the viewers, Jenn’s gyno isn’t #hosted.
 
@Coffee_cat, thank you for posting! 😉🥰 I truly do not find the appeal of LP! Especially at that price point.
Additionally, I don’t think LP would appreciate seeing a pregnant woman wearing her designer dress. Not even the stickers she received during the live show covered the cost of the dress. I wonder what the Stans think of that! 💰😜🤔 💰

I know, I'm not a fan of LP. I've seen a couple of cute things, but I'm usually not crazy about the patterns. I'm still amazed that they continue to buy clothes that do not fit them. It's actually too bad with all the money they blow, they don't spend some on a stylist and get a nice wardrobe. 🤷‍♀️
 
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