The Royal Family #46

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I'd MUCH rather go for a drink with Camilla than Diana. I mean I don't drink anymore but still. I feel like Camilla would be a laugh, laid back and wouldn't judge me for popping out regularly to the smokers' garden, in fact she'd join me. She wouldn't be averse to ordering a big bowl of cheesy chips too. Whereas Diana would turn up dressed to the nines, side-eye me on my outfit, sip sparingly at a single vodka diet soda and tlak breathlessly about her own dramas without even asking me how I am lol

U see i get that impression about camilla not diana 🤷‍♀️
 
I'd MUCH rather go for a drink with Camilla than Diana. I mean I don't drink anymore but still. I feel like Camilla would be a laugh, laid back and wouldn't judge me for popping out regularly to the smokers' garden, in fact she'd join me. She wouldn't be averse to ordering a big bowl of cheesy chips too. Whereas Diana would turn up dressed to the nines, side-eye me on my outfit, sip sparingly at a single vodka diet soda and tlak breathlessly about her own dramas without even asking me how I am lol

I feel Diana would be the kind to drag her best friend to the toilet and laugh about you whilst you’re still at the table.

I saw a TikTok once where someone analysed who’d be best to have a drink with and it was Camilla and Kate would be the most fun, Charles would probably be a drunk cryer that you can’t shrug off, Meghan would be boring and only have 1 drink because she seems someone who’d hate to lose control, and William and Harry would be weird drunks.
 
I’d put good money on them all having cheated at some point or another, even Saints Meghan and Catherine. It’s practically the law in that family. The Wales children will be the same because they’re taught it’s ok. There’s probably a lot of open marriage type arrangements too. Look back through history and you’ll see the rinse and repeat. Tattlers of 2524 will be having this exact conversation about George’s however many times great grandkids.
 
Last night the Daily Mail had a big splash about how they had been inundated with letters calling for Catherine to be left alone. They printed quite a few. This morning, that article is gone but so have a million articles about Catherine. You have to scroll quite a fair way down the DM's site to find anything on Catherine.

Just going by a straw poll of people I have interacted with over the past couple of days, no one seems bothered about Catherine and the consensus is 'who cares, just leave her alone'.
 
I'd MUCH rather go for a drink with Camilla than Diana. I mean I don't drink anymore but still. I feel like Camilla would be a laugh, laid back and wouldn't judge me for popping out regularly to the smokers' garden, in fact she'd join me. She wouldn't be averse to ordering a big bowl of cheesy chips too. Whereas Diana would turn up dressed to the nines, side-eye me on my outfit, sip sparingly at a single vodka diet soda and tlak breathlessly about her own dramas without even asking me how I am lol

Totally agree therefore it pains me somewhat but who else am I gonna share this with tattlers!

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If experiencing your parents doing bad/immoral/unhealthy things would lead to the majority of their children not repeating certain patterns the world would be pretty different. And all statistics would be wrong. Scientifically you are more likely to divorce if your parents divorced. That doesn’t mean it’s a given but that the chances are slightly higher. So whatever problematic behaviour and general life situations (divorce mustn’t be a problem but can absolutely be the best and healthy option) W&H experienced with their parents doesn’t make them immune to going down the same path. No matter how adamant they might be to not repeat it. It’s also not a 100% chance they will repeat it either. Charles and Diana are/were perfectly imperfect humans with great strengths and flaws. Just like everyone else.
Is Wiliam save from ever cheating? No. But we have nothing but hearsay about their time in university and even less about their marriage. Still waiting on the person that was actually involved in the cheating to confirm it. It’s always “open secret”, “same circles and every knew”, “a friend knew”. No one ever came forward that has slept with Wiliam or saw him kissing someone else with their own eyes.
What is a pretty save bet is that two people in a relationship of 20+ years have experienced difficulties, arguments, ups and downs but also aren’t running around and sharing those with strangers. I am sure they have confidants they trust but I wouldn’t fault anyone to chose to portrait what they feel is the good side of their life. They have never acted as if or claimed they were so extra, so passionately and desperately in love but have always acted more understated and calm. They chose to never be over physically when strangers were around. Who knows if they are in private. As long as both are fine there is nothing to criticise. Not every successful and happy marriage and partnership has to be a madly in love romance novel.
At this point it doesn’t matter if Kate will turn up perfectly beautiful, healthy and happy.

People will find a “limp” or a strange look to confirm she had a stroke, tell us how they recovered from their coma in just two weeks, that she just sticks it out in her marriage and that he is definitely a cheat and she is either suppressed, payed a lump sum or a calculating b***h playing for the crown, she was tube fed but is obviously still on her ED, or on drugs, have experts comparing photos and declare all the face lifts she had…. There is no way to get in front of such rumours. You are always only reacting and there is no way to reason with gossip. Let’s hope KP just shuts up, the Walses go on with their life and we can enjoy the gossip.
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Oh and I am still eagerly waiting for whatever was supposed to be coming out last week, or the week before, or this weeks or “soon”. When will that soon be? In 15 years?
 
I feel Diana would be the kind to drag her best friend to the toilet and laugh about you whilst you’re still at the table.

I saw a TikTok once where someone analysed who’d be best to have a drink with and it was Camilla and Kate would be the most fun, Charles would probably be a drunk cryer that you can’t shrug off, Meghan would be boring and only have 1 drink because she seems someone who’d hate to lose control, and William and Harry would be weird drunks.

I feel like Charles would want to talk intensely about climate change and acupuncture whilst breathing whisky fumes all over you and you wouldn't be able to get away.

Meghan would be false friendly af and give you the ick

Harry would just go OFF and be pouring shots down your throat, calling his dealer for charlie, off to a club, end the night stoned and playing Call of Duty on some random's counch

William would get weird and intense and start telling you about his weird sexual fetishes, then have a massive drunk temper tantrum and storm off
 
Last night the Daily Mail had a big splash about how they had been inundated with letters calling for Catherine to be left alone. They printed quite a few. This morning, that article is gone but so have a million articles about Catherine. You have to scroll quite a fair way down the DM's site to find anything on Catherine.

Just going by a straw poll of people I have interacted with over the past couple of days, no one seems bothered about Catherine and the consensus is 'who cares, just leave her alone'.

Literally no one has mentioned it in real life around me. Even on Twitter, I’m noticing a lot of the accounts interacting are the same 20/30 accounts just all replying to each others tweets. Some people had hit tweets and because you now get paid on Twitter they’re just regurgitating the same content amongst each other.
 
I feel like Charles would want to talk intensely about climate change and acupuncture whilst breathing whisky fumes all over you and you wouldn't be able to get away.

Meghan would be false friendly af and give you the ick

Harry would just go OFF and be pouring shots down your throat, calling his dealer for charlie, off to a club, end the night stoned and playing Call of Duty on some random's counch

William would get weird and intense and start telling you about his weird sexual fetishes, then have a massive drunk temper tantrum and storm off
Loving your posts and I was going to say but what would Kate do. But come to think of it I'm finding it hard to think of many character traits for her. Smiling, being a mum, saying thank you and liking tennis?

Maybe she's the closest one to Elizabeth II as she doesn't give much away?
 
I feel like Charles would want to talk intensely about climate change and acupuncture whilst breathing whisky fumes all over you and you wouldn't be able to get away.

Meghan would be false friendly af and give you the ick

Harry would just go OFF and be pouring shots down your throat, calling his dealer for charlie, off to a club, end the night stoned and playing Call of Duty on some random's counch

William would get weird and intense and start telling you about his weird sexual fetishes, then have a massive drunk temper tantrum and storm off

I can imagine Harry buying a round of shots no one asked for when people are ordering taxis then getting everyone to toast to his mum whilst he does back to back sambuca shots.

Will would start a game of never have I ever that no one wants to play, so he can inappropriately reveal secrets about himself.
 
Literally no one has mentioned it in real life around me. Even on Twitter, I’m noticing a lot of the accounts interacting are the same 20/30 accounts just all replying to each others tweets. Some people had hit tweets and because you now get paid on Twitter they’re just regurgitating the same content amongst each other.

Oh I only meant I saw some friends and one said 'what do you think of this Kate thing?' and everyone sort of shrugged and went 'meh' .


As for drunk Royals ... Camilla deffo the most fun. Anne would be the one who had drunk everyone under the table but is still standing. Sophie would be the one holding your hair back. Charles would be quite a jolly drunk I think. Sitting there quietly getting sozzled. William would be the dad dancing drunk hogging the karaoke (we have seen evidence of this) and Kate would be the one passing around the bowls of crisps.
Edward is having a cup of tea.
 
If experiencing your parents doing bad/immoral/unhealthy things would lead to the majority of their children not repeating certain patterns the world would be pretty different. And all statistics would be wrong. Scientifically you are more likely to divorce if your parents divorced. That doesn’t mean it’s a given but that the chances are slightly higher. So whatever problematic behaviour and general life situations (divorce mustn’t be a problem but can absolutely be the best and healthy option) W&H experienced with their parents doesn’t make them immune to going down the same path. No matter how adamant they might be to not repeat it. It’s also not a 100% chance they will repeat it either. Charles and Diana are/were perfectly imperfect humans with great strengths and flaws. Just like everyone else.
Is Wiliam save from ever cheating? No. But we have nothing but hearsay about their time in university and even less about their marriage. Still waiting on the person that was actually involved in the cheating to confirm it. It’s always “open secret”, “same circles and every knew”, “a friend knew”. No one ever came forward that has slept with Wiliam or saw him kissing someone else with their own eyes.
What is a pretty save bet is that two people in a relationship of 20+ years have experienced difficulties, arguments, ups and downs but also aren’t running around and sharing those with strangers. I am sure they have confidants they trust but I wouldn’t fault anyone to chose to portrait what they feel is the good side of their life. They have never acted as if or claimed they were so extra, so passionately and desperately in love but have always acted more understated and calm. They chose to never be over physically when strangers were around. Who knows if they are in private. As long as both are fine there is nothing to criticise. Not every successful and happy marriage and partnership has to be a madly in love romance novel.
At this point it doesn’t matter if Kate will turn up perfectly beautiful, healthy and happy.

People will find a “limp” or a strange look to confirm she had a stroke, tell us how they recovered from their coma in just two weeks, that she just sticks it out in her marriage and that he is definitely a cheat and she is either suppressed, payed a lump sum or a calculating b***h playing for the crown, she was tube fed but is obviously still on her ED, or on drugs, have experts comparing photos and declare all the face lifts she had…. There is no way to get in front of such rumours. You are always only reacting and there is no way to reason with gossip. Let’s hope KP just shuts up, the Walses go on with their life and we can enjoy the gossip.
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Oh and I am still eagerly waiting for whatever was supposed to be coming out last week, or the week before, or this weeks or “soon”. When will that soon be? In 15 years?
I’m half hoping now she does have a limp so we can have a repeat of the ‘Alexandra Limp’ when ladies copied the limping walk of Queen Alexandra after she developed one following an illness, just to show how far we’ve come. ‘Kate Gait‘ has a ring to it.
 
It wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if William cheated. The aristocratic’s and Royal family marry for money, power & status. Never Love. He dipped his toes else where while they were together at University and I think in the end it got to the point he was told by the queen it was time he settled down and married. It’s well known no one else wanted him or what joining his family would mean. I don’t believe Kate married for love either, her mother was a social climber and “arranged” for her to be at university the same time as William and encouraged her to start a relationship with him. When you take love out of the equation anyone will cheat, especially someone who has had so much power and is used to having everything he wants. Didn’t the rumours first emerge not long after Kate had given birth to Louis, so no doubt the relationship started when she was pregnant- if true poor William probably felt so neglected cause his wife was so sick during pregnancy he had to look else where and was forced into the arms of another women! (Eye-roll) regardless, cheating is often just about sex and power. Nothing to do with looks, if you look at famous men who have cheated it’s often with the mince meat and they have steak at home.
 
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