The Lodge Guys #31 Terrible travel tips from the insignificant organic blips

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Geetbo said:
I wonder where they'll go for the month when they get kicked out of the trailer park this year?

I know they said never again for Florida in January but the lure of free accommodation with Bazza and Buzza may be too much to resist.
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Maybe the glorified bedsit "apartment", what with Prick's mum being so ill. If they do go somewhere overseas, I predict huge backlash and not just from Tattle.
 
Geetbo said:
I wonder where they'll go for the month when they get kicked out of the trailer park this year?

I know they said never again for Florida in January but the lure of free accommodation with Bazza and Buzza may be too much to resist.
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Yes the free accommodation will be a big draw. Remember last year when they lied and said their accomodation had fallen through due to covid. They cancelled it when bazza made the fatal mistake of inviting them ' for a few days ' . The freeloaders were still there a month later
 
Red Fraggle said:
It was the burgers that Prick said were HUGE. Lying again so that the sheep wouldn't think they were too tight to buy fries to go with them. In all my days I have never bought a burger without fries.
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If the burgers wasn’t on a deal 2 for $5 they would of shared one burger, I never brought burger without fries either i always get a meal deal
 
Joe Bloggs 69 said:
Nick's planning is a shambles. Why would you drive 500 miles in one day, why not stay at a hotel half way? When they go to Disneyland Paris it's exactly the same, they drive down there over 3 days or so then drive all the way back in one day and say never again it's too much driving! Planners my arse
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We just did Euro Disney and we stopped at a premier inn on both journeys to France
 
Joe Bloggs 69 said:
Nick's planning is a shambles. Why would you drive 500 miles in one day, why not stay at a hotel half way? When they go to Disneyland Paris it's exactly the same, they drive down there over 3 days or so then drive all the way back in one day and say never again it's too much driving! Planners my arse
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You’d never think he was a travel agent 😂😂😂
 
Joe Bloggs 69 said:
I was in Orlando in January and had read on several forums that a £10 SIM on the 3 network is the cheapest option so got one before I left. Travel expert nick spent 60 dollars buying an American SIM card instead because he knows best
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Correct! When we still lived in England and travelled to US for holidays we’d always buy a Three SIM for a tenner. He talks bullshit.
He most likely wants a US number so he can pretend he’s a resident, just like he saves up all year round for his one and only salon visit to celebration for a trim and root touch up (to pretend he lives there) the rest of the year he’s quite happy with Leigh “Vidal Sassoon” doing it in the caravan with a knife and fork and touching the greys up with a box dye.
 
Geetbo said:
I wonder where they'll go for the month when they get kicked out of the trailer park this year?

I know they said never again for Florida in January but the lure of free accommodation with Bazza and Buzza may be too much to resist.
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They have a lovely apartment to use in a beautiful building and setting, they themselves never to enjoy their time there which is such a same. Theyve definitely buggered the heating up as the apartments that I’ve stayed in before have been really warm. I honestly can’t see them being far from family this Christmas.
 
LoujD said:
They have a lovely apartment to use in a beautiful building and setting, they themselves never to enjoy their time there which is such a same. Theyve definitely buggered the heating up as the apartments that I’ve stayed in before have been really warm. I honestly can’t see them being far from family this Christmas.
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Do you remember Pouty writing passive aggressive letters to his neighbours for feeding the birds with birdseed. I bet he ran back as quick as he could once he’d put the letter through the letterbox
 
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