The Food Medic / DB #4 Hazel’s swapped brain cells for sells, sells, sells and clever degrees for dumb DB

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Even that was bloody well gifted! I can’t even imagine a life where you have to pretend you love everything and write about it constantly on social media- how exhausting. I’d rather just pay out of my own pocket!
His post marathon dinner was gifted?! 🤣🤣 oh dear, oh dear, what a wanker! I’m sure it’s been mentioned, but I’m guessing he got his place at this marathon because he is an “influencer”?

He is now blaming his run time on the pacer at the race 🤣 also claims he was hypoglycaemic hence the medics..maybe lay off the mountain of Soreen next time, eh Dave! Ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️

edited to add - also love how he posted that reel about the marathon trying to get everyone asking why he was in a wheelchair and with medics etc (equivalent of the losers that check in and hospital on Facebook and don’t say why!) and yet he got a grand total of 35 comments 🤪
 
DB's experience is a common one, not sticking to own pace and not getting the hydration and fuelling correct. I would be sympathetic if it wasn't for the fact that he is an 'online fitness and nutrition coach' and markets himself as an expert on all this stuff.

I've never heard of anyone getting cramp in their arms after a marathon, is that a thing? You should be letting your arms hang loose and giving them a wobble now and again.
 
Does DB have issues with food too?
I realise this is to get carbs onboard but this looks pretty unhealthy & very processed .
One of the (actual) pros suggested it’s likely food related too…
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Also this is a seriously impressive turn out for her run club!
 

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Not a word of thanks to the medical team who assisted him only the person who gave him a blanket and got the paramedics. What a self absorbed knob.

I agree with an earlier poster, you don't leave your arms in the same position for 3 hours, any excuse to justify his result. Sure Hazel as a nutritionist would have advised him on his pre race diet!
 
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No one finishes a marathon feeling great. Maybe he’s so used to getting free stuff that he wanted to take advantage of the free medical tent too 😂

Hazel isn’t a dietitian, her advice isn’t quackery like some influencers. Although, I don’t think he would listen to anything she says unfortunately. What would she know, silly woman.
 
No one finishes a marathon feeling great. Maybe he’s so used to getting free stuff that he wanted to take advantage of the free medical tent too 😂

Hazel isn’t a dietitian, her advice isn’t quackery like some influencers. Although, I don’t think he would listen to anything she says unfortunately. What would she know, silly woman.
I think he just saw the idea as great engagement to be honest. Funny how it was at the end of the race and not during as he didn’t want to stop, but clearly needed an excuse as to why his time wasn’t what he wanted.
 
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