The Food Medic / DB #4 Hazel’s swapped brain cells for sells, sells, sells and clever degrees for dumb DB

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I bet Twatwhistle is an absolute nightmare to be around today. That awful nasal whining high pitched voice “oh gawd babes do ya reckon it was the 4th pack of Jaffa cakes or the crumpets and jam that fecked my time” whilst he hunts through the bathroom cupboard for the Anusol & sticks another toilet roll in the fridge for later.

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Well he’s finally posted his run…
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ohyes said:
Ha, I had a quick look earlier too and saw he hadn’t uploaded anything yet 🤪 it’s true, if he hadn’t made such a fuss about his time, there’d be no problem at all. Dick 🙄
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Exactly. But he went full in on it all and thought he knew everything, even offering coaching tips like he was a pro. I have said it before, but he seems to have so little else going on and dedicated so much time to it so quickly.
 
Farmer Sam said:
He is the biggest neediest attention seeking twit out there. Do you reckon Hazel realises she’s settled for a complete no hoper???
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She got the ring, that’s all she cared about.

His insta didn’t even acknowledge he didn’t achieve a PB lol, instead he’s looking for people to coach. To be honest they are both as bad as each other, he may be a cocky tit but she’s not afraid of a humble brag either. Says she’s not a ‘runner’ but easily does a sub 2 on a half….

Fair play to him he still had a good time, but the refusals to acknowledge was silly
 
Farmer Sam said:
That awful nasal whining high pitched voice “oh gawd babes do ya reckon it was the 4th pack of Jaffa cakes or the crumpets and jam that fecked my time” whilst he hunts through the bathroom cupboard for the Anusol & sticks another toilet roll in the fridge for later.

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There's an idea for a collab - maybe Toilet Duck will be reaching out...
 
Well, I was bang on saying these guys expect medical teams to sort them after participating beyond their abilities.

Imagine seeking medical attention for your bruised ego and recording yourself while you do it. Can see the reflection in his sun glasses trying to get the shot as the poor medic wheels him off. These people have no shame!
 
SnoopyLA said:
Well, I was bang on saying these guys expect medical teams to sort them after participating beyond their abilities.

Imagine seeking medical attention for your bruised ego and recording yourself while you do it. Can see the reflection in his sun glasses trying to get the shot as the poor medic wheels him off. These people have no shame!
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He was out for a fancy dinner shortly after the marathon so there clearly wasn’t much wrong with him!! Literally can’t believe this. Jesus it’s embarrassing 😬😬
 
Reminds me many years ago when I was a healthy lil thing, I ran a half marathon and my colleague ran a full marathon (Melbourne marathon). It was quite warm that morning and ppl were dropping like flies. Next day at work I’m hobbling around and my colleague is fresh as a daisy. Why? He ended up going to the medic tent to get a drip. Big baby lol
 
tablesandchairs said:
He was out for a fancy dinner shortly after the marathon so there clearly wasn’t much wrong with him!! Literally can’t believe this. Jesus it’s embarrassing 😬😬
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Even that was bloody well gifted! I can’t even imagine a life where you have to pretend you love everything and write about it constantly on social media- how exhausting. I’d rather just pay out of my own pocket!
 
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