The Food Medic / DB #4 Hazel’s swapped brain cells for sells, sells, sells and clever degrees for dumb DB

[Farmer Sam]

Twatwhistle epitomises toxicity.

 

[Moniker]

Twatwhistle epitomises toxicity.

Saw him earlier not being able to figure out a night out for he and Hazel. Imagine living gin London and coming up short on ideas for a couple's night out. Blatant scrounging for a freebie.

 

[v90]

He has become very lovey dovey with his recent posts about Hazel and they are strangely quite well written….is he using Chat GPT??? Also I wander if he made a big deal about Valencia because her pace wasn’t as great and he had to run the last 10km with her.

Also her latest reel and the vision board?! The photos are so generic, also why does she have a mercedes car on her vision board and someone journalling?!

 

[kanine]

and wtf is a solo day date?! surely that’s just getting stuff done on your own, the expressions some of the influencers use to big up banal “content” is hilarious

 

[Moniker]

A vision board. This woman has too much time on her hands.

 

[Farmer Sam]

A solo day date aka going somewhere without anyone else. News Flash to HazelNuts - it’s been a thing since cave man first made his own fire and BBQd a wolf without the pesky neighbours from four caves down muscling in.

 

[trishirish]

Gosh I can’t stand her - like who the duck videos themselves from 20 different angles making their vision board. She has seriously unrealistic expectations of life. Bet she’s depressed cus her perfect vision board life doesn’t match up to reality. She’s a bleeping idiot! Show us your real life Hazelnutcase!

 

[Megatron1298]

A vision board, hilarious. Is she 13? What bizarre behaviour

 

[Imah]

I reckon she’s actually probably not that mentally stable and you get a glimpse of it sometimes. She seems to live in a bit of a fantasy world.

 

[v90]

tbh I think the vision board was just used to shill her productivity planner got to get that dollar somehow