The Chateau Diaries #339 Forget Elf on the Shelf we have Twat in a Hat

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Taxidermy is one of those art forms which either delights or disgusts. I'd personally be happy if it was a lost art. I'm having a hard time picturing Philip at a taxidermy school, up to his armpits in entrails. The man can't even pick up a chicken without blubbering like a little girl.
Iolair I still want to know where Ratso 1 is . 😕

Fanny was going to do a burial by the chapel for him but I don't think that ever happened.
Once you are no good for $$$ , poof , you are gone.
I hope he is not being taxidermied !
I could see Snorts wanting this done as he is so creepy. 😬
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I noticed the Murano Fish Monstrosity
Oh that was awful but take a look at that big spider brooch Jackie - its uglier !!! :oops:
 
These are the shoes Fanny is calling them her trifle shoes.
They look new and expensive albeit trashy!
Thank you Lochness Monster: you took a better photo than mine of these horribly vulgar shoes.
With these monstrosities, she shows one more time how cheap she is and how bad mannered she is.
Nobody with a minimum of manners would wear shoes with that sort of heels in a house with parquet floors, rugs and carpets.
They destroy the floors, ⛏⚒ 👿 but of course she has no idea..... same for waste of space designer Phiphi la lose
 
I am really surprised that Simon did not stop her from that outrageous behaviour. I credited him with having a bit more morality and sense. Coming from that family, she has no need of begging. Also, if she has a Master's degree in some aspect of science, why hasn't she got a job? I don't like her manners, either!

We are the nicest most forgiving group of hags and trolls to walk this earth… we insist to see the good in some of those people even when there isn’t any good to be found really… they are all made of the same grifter opportunistic material.

All made of sh*t.

Permaslimey, her opportunistic husband and their grifter apprentice of a daughter are all made of the same sh*t material as Fanny.
The same way is Tealeaf Billy, Teabag Michael, Dangerous Dan, Ryan, Annalise, Annemarie, Natzi, Dana, Andrew, FRK, the Shreks, the Smuglies, and all the other minor characters are all leeches trying to fill their pockets in the grifting game…

Doesn’t matter to me (anymore) if some of them work hard or is creative and talented or have good taste. They are all grifters, enablers and opportunists and while they remain around Fanny, they all have blood in their hands.

Reminded me of my T words…

Traumatizing
Throw up inducing
Troupe of
Terror
 
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I am really surprised that Simon did not stop her from that outrageous behaviour. I credited him with having a bit more morality and sense. Coming from that family, she has no need of begging. Also, if she has a Master's degree in some aspect of science, why hasn't she got a job? I don't like her manners, either!

Not to excuse the grifting, because there is no excuse, but if she is indeed in the middle of a PHD in microbiology that is a fulltime job in and of itself. My country of origin has a pretty rigorous and quite hellish educational path to get into med or bio-chem, students are in school and unpaid employment for a minimum of 6 years, but many study for about a decade before they start practicing for pay. All of them are supported by their parents through this as having another full time job on top of this is simply impossible. Luckily, higher education is covered by the state but living costs are covered by the parents making some students fully dependant on them even well into their 20s.
 
When the Smiling Assassin was doing her vlog-flog shopping channel ad with the prancing twerp, they were enthusing over (what I thought are perfectly ghastly) Grand Tour miniatures. Oh-so-knowledgeable Janssen says “oh, Victorian” to which the permasmiling vendeuse of expensive tat replies “yes. 1820s”. A small but important bit of history: Victoria succeeded to the throne in 1837.
 
Iolair I still want to know where Ratso 1 is . 😕

Fanny was going to do a burial by the chapel for him but I don't think that ever happened.
Once you are no good for $$$ , poof , you are gone.
I hope he is not being taxidermied !
I could see Snorts wanting this done as he is so creepy. 😬
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Oh that was awful but take a look at that big spider brooch Jackie - its uglier !!! :oops:

Jesus!!!!! Whoever bought that was on some kind of trip.

Beyond hideous, looked as if someone had been in their grannies broken jewellery box and thought 'yeah that'll do, stick that bit on here, that bit on there'.

Now the diamond jewellery, it says it's been tested but does it come with any kind of authentication?

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$1,650.00 it's a fair whack to shell out

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This amuses me, have the same (I have a collection of costume jewellery) bought for 1 euro at Emmaus a few years back. Yours for $95.00 on Viv's.

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I've also got a hand painted large Limooges brooch similar to this, paid 50 centimes also at Emmaus.
Yours for $345.00 on Viv's

Maybe I just struck lucky (I've others Victorian jet brooches and other antique pure silver filigree ones, all got at my local Emmaus at their annual jewellery sale, I didn't pay more that a euro for any of them) but are people just blindly buying this at these prices because of who it is selling them.
 
Not to excuse the grifting, because there is no excuse, but if she is indeed in the middle of a PHD in microbiology that is a fulltime job in and of itself. My country of origin has a pretty rigorous and quite hellish educational path to get into med or bio-chem, students are in school and unpaid employment for a minimum of 6 years, but many study for about a decade before they start practicing for pay. All of them are supported by their parents through this as having another full time job on top of this is simply impossible. Luckily, higher education is covered by the state but living costs are covered by the parents making some students fully dependant on them even well into their 20s.

In fairness, the gofundme isn’t current or even recent. It was started on Christmas Day 2021 and was closed when the Birt daughter reached the 500€ target, probably within days of starting. I seem to remember it being clarified by someone (Bella or her mama?) that it was inadvertently made public and that she was actually canvassing her family rather than shaking an e-begging bowl at the world at large.
 

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Elsewhere, look what the Dump crew have been up to this morning, harassing people who are openly critical of the gruesome twosome:



Did the amount quoted for money they bring in include the 32k pm from patreon as well? I think it's obscene, they could fund their own work, they have multiple properties, they should stop begging and pay for themselves absolute scroungers... They can't even light a fire, and yet when Selmer was working for them virtually for free they charged him rent to park his van in the woods... Such greed, it would make a great film, or a book!
Check out Ruthy writers (Potts gf) book, interesting parallels 🙂
The stars sure have seen some things... And they say the chapel is consecrated...

and posted a link to the Tattle/ Tufitti chapel video.



Thankyou whoever from Château de liar land who reached out to admin to ask if I was feeling suicidal... Ive been informed you often do this. I'm feeling fantastic Thankyou very much. I guess not scrounging while living a extremely hedonistic life style helps 🙂
 
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Yes, you are correct, she was going to uni, but I don't recall ever seeing that she graduated. I'm sure she did graduate, but who knows.
She has graduated. Around the time of the Venice Carnival (the one where Manor & Maker stood in the square and tried to gain followers, LOL - she said something along the lines of there was a video of Isabella's graduation/party, but for family and friends only, which means it's a private video, she didn't completely share on YouTube.
Many of Permasmile's vlogs has been edited à la Jarvis, so that tidbit of information might not exist on YouTube anymore.
 
Not to excuse the grifting, because there is no excuse, but if she is indeed in the middle of a PHD in microbiology that is a fulltime job in and of itself. My country of origin has a pretty rigorous and quite hellish educational path to get into med or bio-chem, students are in school and unpaid employment for a minimum of 6 years, but many study for about a decade before they start practicing for pay. All of them are supported by their parents through this as having another full time job on top of this is simply impossible. Luckily, higher education is covered by the state but living costs are covered by the parents making some students fully dependant on them even well into their 20s.
Her parents own a chateau and an apartment in Paris... and maybe other property too.
Vivs family own property in Italy and her" interior design ' work is there too. She has contacts and should encourage her daughter to use them. Would she sit on an old coat outside a shop in her high street? No! Therefore dont beg online. Thank you!
 
Thank you - and you hit the nail on the head about how I'm feeling this morning. I'm not feeling as chipper as I was last night before I went to bed and posted here. I'm going to call my vet today and try and speak with them about what, if anything, I should and can do moving forward, instead of just waiting for this to come up again. I was given some literature to read, and evidently, the next two weeks are critical, meaning the odds are high he'll block again in this two week period - although it can happen a month from now or a year from now, too. I would rather he be taken care of in the normal course of care versus an all out, "he might die, emergency" type of thing - if that's even possible. Certainly, the heart murmur is a concern and possible kidney damage. I think I'm asking the impossible as there is no crystal ball! On a practical note, I want to avoid having to take him to my current vet, as they'll want to run a bunch of necessary tests that the vet I'll eventually take him to will want to run on their own, but I don't have a relationship with this new vet, so I just need some guidance. Also, at the ER hospital, they just talk about keeping him calm, as if he is high strung, which I don't see in this cat. The literature was really revealing there, too, so I'm concerned that stressing him out and taking him to a vet right now would not be a good thing for him overall.

My husband is going to wish he stayed in bed, once I start peppering him with everything I've been thinking about since I got up! He is definitely NOT a morning person!
Believe me I totally understand. Our boy had the operation but still has bladder issues and did get blocked since he had it too. If you are a one cat household then I suggest only one of you clean out the litterbox so that you can keep a close eye on the amount of pee etc. My fella is a bit of a nervous kitty and think his most recent bought was brought on after hubs got a brush stuck in his long coat and he took off like the proverbial bat outta hell. Anyway he developed a bout of cystitis shortly after. I didn't take him to the vet as I keep FishMox in the house. After a few days he started to get better. I also now keep him on Feliway Cystese. Keeping a close eye on his litter habits is crucial though. If he shows signs of not going at all for a day or so then it is important to head to the vets. Thinking of you but know that our guy is doing well his surgery was maybe 5 years ago and we've only had the one serious incident since then. ❤️
 
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