The Chateau Diaries #339 Forget Elf on the Shelf we have Twat in a Hat

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Jeeves said:
I wonder what the underlying reason was for Fanny and Snorts to visit Perma-smile and Horse-face for the Ugly Jumper supper? It can't have just been the applesauce and peas. Maybe the chance of a hot bath in a warm home? (Horse-face was modelling little black shorts with her Christmas jumper. )
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They are enroute to the north of France and a few days away with Snorty’s parent’s for his Mum’s BD.
 
shatcho shiek said:
yes this look was before nasti natty said shut the door he looks terrified , so clearly she was irritated at it all the princess ignoring everything as usual as brian her servant was giving her a homage gift to her the poor princess and free content , then the cult member comes back clearly thinking oh I havent done enough to please the princess I need to show her how dedicated I am to her the poor princess , let me show her the t shirt .I paid for whilst I slave away for nothing ... then nasty natti comes up with this.... well a big fk up and fk you would have come from my mouth and stormed off . I dont pour into anyone who doesnt pour into me nowadays and this isnt for the benefit of the general community its for a privileged rich woman ! no once will I do ever again for these types of attitudes. Selmar wasnt far off I believe about natty .... if you dont like the lack of heat in the kitchen you get out....
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I'm afraid this chap is going to regret working at Lala. It is most definitely a 'clique' there, you're either in it or you're not and he's not and never will be and it will be to his detriment.

He will remain in favour all the time he bows and scrapes to 'the family', does exactly what they want, not what should be done and when it goes wrong will be blamed for it. Chris should watch out too and not overstep the mark as Bunboy will have him out on his ear as well because he's the main master of all trades.

The planting of these new trees is going to be farcical too, as they'll all end up being in the wrong place.

What a truely awful, suffocating place to work. You have got to be a certain type of person to be able to survive there.......subservient or cunning.

I'd not last very long as I'd not be able to keep schtum, I'm no walkover.
 
Lochness Monster said:
Fanny has the lovely robin jumper but wore that utterly hideous jumper from Brenda to compensate for her new ‘ trifle’ shoes. At least I think they are new? Designer stilletos, how is her hip these days?

That grand salon still not empty. Why are they not using bunboys white van which would have been easier than the blue van to squeeze the panels into. Who owns the blue van?

Davey has no idea about plants.most he admits to never having used before . He cannot see scale and is planting municipally as always. Give him a car park to plant up and he knows in ten years it will be pulled out and done again because of lack of maintenance etc. councils have budgets for replacing things. Planting for fifty years time with no budget for maintenance and he is clueless.

Why did Fanny not show us this other shrink wrapped cabinet when Snorty brought his Grandparents…furniture to the dump?
Whose granny would ever think peas and apple sauce was food for someone poorly. . Who? It is not attractive to look at, smell or digesting. May just maybe if you are 8 months old!

As for driving two hours to eat that monkfish curry….Snort’s was very excitable.
Did they not want us to see their dog limping?
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I just thought what an odd evening, false and soulless.

Fanny made it sound like it was going to be party time, when in effect it was a playdate for the kids.

I wondered about their dog too.

Hope Simon got pissed so it all became a haze................I would have

This must be their stop off point enroute to Mummy and Daddy Snorts, hence no Galahad as they don't want a repeat of last time do they.
 
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Well, well, well….look who is sniffing around. Oh, and Amanda doesn’t follow them back. Hahaha. I should be more charitable during the Christmas season. Who knows, maybe they are planning on adopting a couple of kittens for their girlies?!?
 
So Philips parents wont go back to the Chateau, too dirty, or tooooo cluttered, or to cold. Maybe they are a afraid of getting the $75 dinner starve diet.
Second time they have had to meet them somewhere else. South of France, now North of france.

Its just an excuse to leave the freezing Chateau. Noticed no beany at Vivs table.
 
Ladeda1957 said:


This is hilarious lol 😂 it’s uploaded and still no sound. Omg the fools.
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It puts a new slant on Silent night... 🎶
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Gertrude Maud said:
@M&MsMom I left a comment on Alla's vlog. Some one commented on her 'new smile'. Some one else asked what they meant by, new smile. I wrote 'veneers'. Alla removed it within seconds . . . x 2.
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She constantly flirts with all of them.

And why on earth would Isabelle's pristine white wellies be in the boot of her car? What a load of tosh.
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They really do take the P*ss... Princess just helps herself to IJ's stuff... they will be ingrained with muck when Izzy next gets to wear them and twit in a hat or Toad in the hole just rifles through all of Izzy's belongings in her apartment, even her personal 'drawers' with total disregard of her privacy. Nasty pair of numpties.
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Fennelbug said:
Um….everybody wants the ‘Love Actually’ moment between Stephanie and Dan. I think even the hardcore fans of Steph know Philip is a useless dead end.
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That's my favourite go to christmas film... I know it's corny but it has such a feel good vibe.. plus I woud vote Hugh Grant for british PM.. replacing the horror of a human we have now in the UK.
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Lady Avonlea said:
Foggy on the backside, but sunny in the courtyard? Filmed on different days.
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Not much (by not much I mean none, nill, nilch) of a goodbye for Scotman. Thanks for letting me use you as the shitoo court jester over the past 6 months - now duck off back to England. Snorty didn't come and say goodbye - no love loss between Scotman and his further BIL? Why is Andrew now the shitoo chauffer?
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Fanny's cheek implants are sliding southbound
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How did Fanny go from that to this? That Foreo face scrubber may be good but it can't perform miracles!!!
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Aww....that's more like the real Fanny Scotman! Could be twins!
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This was all old footage because the two guys digitizing daddy's paintings had set up shop in the GS and Marquis Lounge earlier this week for a few days.
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Let's leave at 6:40 pm. for the 2 hour drive up to Viv's chateau for dinner. How bloody rude! Simon wasn't home for dinner, so very likely filmed mid-week when he was working in Paris.

Atleast they left Ratso 2.0 at home and aren't dragging him around Northern France. After Ratso 1.0's death this summer while visiting with his parents it makes me wonder if they are keeping Ratso 2.0 away from Snorty's family dog!
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What a refined, mature couple. The epitome of good taste.
Applesauce and canned mushy peas.....yum yum!
Why do they indulge the boy child?
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She's oven ready 🙈
 
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Loser Herbert Philip hates the pethericks and attacks and disparages them in online forums.Michael, don’t do tit for Stephanie.
 
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JackSpratt said:
I'm afraid this chap is going to regret working at Lala. It is most definitely a 'clique' there, you're either in it or you're not and he's not and never will be and it will be to his detriment.

He will remain in favour all the time he bows and scrapes to 'the family', does exactly what they want, not what should be done and when it goes wrong will be blamed for it. Chris should watch out too and not overstep the mark as Bunboy will have him out on his ear as well because he's the main master of all trades.

The planting of these new trees is going to be farcical too, as they'll all end up being in the wrong place.

What a truely awful, suffocating place to work. You have got to be a certain type of person to be able to survive there.......subservient or cunning.

I'd not last very long as I'd not be able to keep schtum, I'm no walkover.
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What a difference a year or two makes with staffing.
Curtseys now husband had more than a bit part in the dump show,even turning up with a turkey for Christmas. Now no sightings of him and she has also quietly closed the door it seems.
 

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Beachgirl said:
I don’t mind buy me a coffee but hopefully they will not start a patreon account.
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They will. It's now obligatory.
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JackSpratt said:
I'm afraid this chap is going to regret working at Lala. It is most definitely a 'clique' there, you're either in it or you're not and he's not and never will be and it will be to his detriment.

He will remain in favour all the time he bows and scrapes to 'the family', does exactly what they want, not what should be done and when it goes wrong will be blamed for it. Chris should watch out too and not overstep the mark as Bunboy will have him out on his ear as well because he's the main master of all trades.

The planting of these new trees is going to be farcical too, as they'll all end up being in the wrong place.

What a truely awful, suffocating place to work. You have got to be a certain type of person to be able to survive there.......subservient or cunning.

I'd not last very long as I'd not be able to keep schtum, I'm no walkover.
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You and me both ma cher @JackSpratt . That's Surrey girls for you. We don't take tit.
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Beachgirl said:
Goodness you are in a strange mood today. 😂😂
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Shades of Father O'Malley
 
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How can a china producer get in trouble with the amount of porcelain Snorty buys in nearly every vlog?
 
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