The Chateau Diaries #339 Forget Elf on the Shelf we have Twat in a Hat

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tedlogan-p8f
6 hours ago
STEPHANY, PLEASE ASK YOUR LA LANDER MALES TO STOP WEARING SPANDEX JEANS, UGH !!!!!!!!!!!


@EyreEver
5 hours ago (edited)
Ah, the daughter who made fun of all the people who didn't want to be masked... and turned out to be the right ones.

shelleyethrington8110
5 hours ago
You shouldn’t be in the cold. Your hair wont process. Your hair processes with heat from your scalp and the heat from indoors, sometimes under the hair dryer

deb_wayne
6 hours ago
The last two vlogs have been the funniest in awhile. Thanks for the laughs....and Vivians face when Steph said that wasn't the Philip special . Loved it!!!

kerstinwallace9854
6 hours ago
I must comment on the pronunciation of "pahrfect" - it's divine Stephanie

@elaineteut1249
6 hours ago
I have never heard “perfect” pronounced that way.


SharonJackson-s1z
6 hours ago
Stephanie the cold air will stop the oxidation of your hair, hope you don't stay out there too long


@patmalvin1358
6 hours ago
Phillip is so happy to have someone his age around

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@carolyn64
6 hours ago
Sorry but that came across as a subtle dig at Stephanie. Phillip and Stephanie are totally suited for each other! And they both get along very well with the other people at LaLande.



Sharon-Me
6 hours ago
What is the story on the crown molding (coving) that Chris has been working on, was it there when you purchased La Lande or is it something that you added Stephanie?

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@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
They added it, and it was not finished, due to Ian's death. The walls and ceilings are not easy to work with. There are no standard lengths and materials difficult to match


@paulainsc8212
6 hours ago
What does Jerry do that he was called away? I’m trying to catch up with everyone. Thanks in advance.

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@carolinegooder7091
6 hours ago
Gerry can't be in France too many days at one time as UK is not part of EU, plus he has his cab company to run and his biological family to visit in Scotland


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@carolinegooder7091
6 hours ago
Bye-bye, Gerald and Davey. Love all the new trees and plants. Elm, Maple, Birch, Foxglove and liquid Amber.


@kmarch6630
7 hours ago


Lalanders working? Amaury and Natty must be there. They're the only ones that work now.

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@rubyklumpenhower9491
6 hours ago
Meow!

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@annegiorgio5602
6 hours ago
What does Marie do in the kitchen all day for a start

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@annegiorgio5602
6 hours ago
What about Marie in the kitchen?
 
Oh nasty Natti snapping at Brian to close the door literally after 2 seconds!! So rude .. would she snap at anyone else like that .. nope… first Selmar now Brian … Natti u made ur bed lie in it!! Go enjoy ur freezing damp life! and why they NEVER open a windows in that kitchen even just a touch to get rid of all that condensation…and any germs floating around … clueless….
 
So Stephanie is planning for a swimming pool complex to be built by the dump and an arboretum by the pool complex ? Patrons really are stupid.

FRK foreshadows when complimented on the rolls that she baked in the kitchen and Stephanie tells her these are the best rolls yet, FRK replies, “ and so many more years to come.” FRK will never leave the dump.As Isabelle would say, “ you stupid stupid girl.” FRK has evidently signed up to be the dump Cinderella for the remainder of her life.

Stephanie looks rough in the video. She looks exactly like her brother Gerry.

I guess Andrew is now going to be used nonstop at the dump for free food, cooking, and chauffeur duty. Staying close to the dump crew will not end well for him. Stephanie will drain all his energy, and then when he is no longer useful to her, will discard him.

Stephanie is so tired of wearing her old clothing and pulling out the ugly knitted Christmas sweaters. She has had to hustle to try to pretend to be humble because it is the end of the year and her prime e-begging season. She is repeatedly cooked really bad food, spent an afternoon actually touching dirt, and has actually had to stay at the dump for two days in a row.

Stephanie has bunny nose wrinkles from too much Botox.When the other muscles in that area aren't working and you are still trying to frown or furrow the muscles on the bridge of the nose become the most active.

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Oh nasty Natti snapping at Brian to close the door literally after 2 seconds!! So rude .. would she snap at anyone else like that .. nope… first Selmar now Brian … Natti u made ur bed lie in it!! Go enjoy ur freezing damp life! and why they NEVER open a windows in that kitchen even just a touch to get rid of all that condensation…and any germs floating around … clueless….
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That is the real Nutty when she drops her fake filming persona.
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Stephanie selling $99+ hoverpens? She hasn’t shown the pens being used at the dump since she did the paid advertisement for them a year ago.
 
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brassy said:
Oh nasty Natti snapping at Brian to close the door literally after 2 seconds!! So rude .. would she snap at anyone else like that .. nope… first Selmar now Brian … Natti u made ur bed lie in it!! Go enjoy ur freezing damp life! and why they NEVER open a windows in that kitchen even just a touch to get rid of all that condensation…and any germs floating around … clueless….
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There has to be a constant stale cooking smell lingering about that place.


Hope they're all frozen
 
yes this look was before nasti natty said shut the door he looks terrified , so clearly she was irritated at it all the princess ignoring everything as usual as brian her servant was giving her a homage gift to her the poor princess and free content , then the cult member comes back clearly thinking oh I havent done enough to please the princess I need to show her how dedicated I am to her the poor princess , let me show her the t shirt .I paid for whilst I slave away for nothing ... then nasty natti comes up with this.... well a big fk up and fk you would have come from my mouth and stormed off . I dont pour into anyone who doesnt pour into me nowadays and this isnt for the benefit of the general community its for a privileged rich woman ! no once will I do ever again for these types of attitudes. Selmar wasnt far off I believe about natty .... if you dont like the lack of heat in the kitchen you get out....
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I’ve just come across a new blog which could be interesting to watch. A family who moved to the Correze in 2010 to run a campsite but have now moved down to the Med. They have bought a property consisting of 3 apartments which they intend to turn into one home and a guest apartment.

 

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LittleMore Cottage said:
Not sure how people watch things and what they hear. On Dans vlog about the car. He tells a story about a neighbor who he wasnt that close with, but helped him and taught him stuff. Neighbor had a white car like tge one Dan brought "in hommage " to the neighbor, Dan never said it was the neighbors car. Or that it was bought or given by the neighbor.. did Dan really buy an expensive car?
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Dan morphed into a 'Politician' when sharing the story. I still have no idea! :confused:
 
Fanny has the lovely robin jumper but wore that utterly hideous jumper from Brenda to compensate for her new ‘ trifle’ shoes. At least I think they are new? Designer stilletos, how is her hip these days?

That grand salon still not empty. Why are they not using bunboys white van which would have been easier than the blue van to squeeze the panels into. Who owns the blue van?

Davey has no idea about plants.most he admits to never having used before . He cannot see scale and is planting municipally as always. Give him a car park to plant up and he knows in ten years it will be pulled out and done again because of lack of maintenance etc. councils have budgets for replacing things. Planting for fifty years time with no budget for maintenance and he is clueless.

Why did Fanny not show us this other shrink wrapped cabinet when Snorty brought his Grandparents…furniture to the dump?
Whose granny would ever think peas and apple sauce was food for someone poorly. . Who? It is not attractive to look at, smell or digesting. May just maybe if you are 8 months old!

As for driving two hours to eat that monkfish curry….Snort’s was very excitable.
Did they not want us to see their dog limping?
 

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“The Philip special is something entirely different”. I bet it is Fanny!

I believe Fanny meant to say, “Philip is a special child, as in he rides the short bus, and he’s entirely different from others his age.”

I will happily go to my grave never knowing what the Philip special is. I suspect I’m the wrong sex to know!
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Fanny has the lovely robin jumper but wore that utterly hideous jumper from Brenda to compensate for her new ‘ trifle’ shoes. At least I think they are new? Designer stilletos, how is her hip these days?

That grand salon still not empty. Why are they not using bunboys white van which would have been easier than the blue van to squeeze the panels into. Who owns the blue van?

Davey has no idea about plants.most he admits to never having used before . He cannot see scale and is planting municipally as always. Give him a car park to plant up and he knows in ten years it will be pulled out and done again because of lack of maintenance etc. councils have budgets for replacing things. Planting for fifty years time with no budget for maintenance and he is clueless.

Why did Fanny not show us this other shrink wrapped cabinet when Snorty brought his Grandparents…furniture to the dump?
Whose granny would ever think peas and apple sauce was food for someone poorly. . Who? It is not attractive to look at, smell or digesting. May just maybe if you are 8 months old!

As for driving two hours to eat that monkfish curry….Snort’s was very excitable.
Did they not want us to see their dog limping?
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None of it was his grandparents furniture. Did he get it during a pre-trip to that antiques dealer near Stuart and Patsy’s? Snorty didn’t just stumble upon that place out of the blue. He’s been there previously - like the week before.
 
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Beachgirl said:
I’ve just come across a new blog which could be interesting to watch. A family who moved to the Correze in 2010 to run a campsite but have now moved down to the Med. They have bought a property consisting of 3 apartments which they intend to turn into one home and a guest apartment.

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La naked cactus.. can’t they say it in English?

They have buy me a coffee.. we know what’s the next step then.
 
Hmmm, just what could be the reason for travelling 2 hours to Viv's just to wear horrid (beryl) sweaters, marvel over empty platters on a sideboard, eat a fishy curry under hospital lighting ??
Also, does anyone else recall the already advantaged daughter starting a GoFundMe for her summer travels ?????? Get a JOB dammit !

@Jeeves --- great minds and all that 😘
 
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