The Chateau Diaries #332 So many unfinished projects at Lalande, including the engagement ring.

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When Fanny showed us the architect…looking at the hole lazy boy Amaury had made in chambre Perse ,the china on the mantle shelf is what was sold on the chipped and cracked.com website ages ago.
Fanny is showing very old footage . That chapel is finished for the winter and Fanny is lying big time.
 

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Lochness Monster said:
When Fanny showed us the architect…looking at the hole lazy boy Amaury had made in chambre Perse ,the china on the mantle shelf is what was sold on the chipped and cracked.com website ages ago.
Fanny is showing very old footage . That chapel is finished for the winter and Fanny is lying big time.
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Or the little shitgibbon just hasn’t shipped them off! Either way, BUSTED!!!😂
 
MRShavershamsdress said:
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Snorts has his phone by his side or wedged onto his leg all day and night. How difficult would it be to google this information?
His ignorance is truly dreadful. Laziness is part of his lifestyle. He has learnt nothing despite having access to thousands of pounds worth of ‘ stock’ for his table scapes and guest dinners. In fact the more they spend the worse it all looks. Ardmore with Marie Antoinette…
That dining room has become another room in an old people’s home. Drab items that sort of match . They are fools and look more foolish by the day.
Please could we book Nicky Fairpants a weekend at the dump! What a joy this would be…
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Snorts needs a pee pee.
 

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Lochness Monster said:
Snorts has his phone by his side or wedged onto his leg all day and night. How difficult would it be to google this information?
His ignorance is truly dreadful. Laziness is part of his lifestyle. He has learnt nothing despite having access to thousands of pounds worth of ‘ stock’ for his table scapes and guest dinners. In fact the more they spend the worse it all looks. Ardmore with Marie Antoinette…
That dining room has become another room in an old people’s home. Drab items that sort of match . They are fools and look more foolish by the day.
Please could we book Nicky Fairpants a weekend at the dump! What a joy this would be…
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Snorts needs a pee pee.
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Gawd, he looks like he’s about to need a diaper change!

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TheTaxInspector said:
I stopped watching their vlogs when I realised that they've got nine cats locked up in their house and they're never allowed out. Not as if they're short of land, is it?

Also, châteaux do tend to be French...
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There are plenty of good reasons why not to let cats roam even in their land. They've had wild hogs, hunters and I believe hounds on their property. Along with cars, tractors, ticks, snakes, potentially transmitted diseases etc. it's a fact that kitties let outdoors have significantly shorter lives. I understand it's not everyone's choice but there are plenty who have indoor kitties only, me included. The three outdoor kitties I did have all passed from diseases caught from other outdoor cats and animals not taken care of
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I wonder now that the new La Ferté folks have started a channel will the gilders galore drop the La Ferté name from their channel, or will they ride those coat tails forever and a day?
 
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For someone who has done no work, certainly not any physical work indoors or outside Fanny’s hands are terrible. They are worse than my gran’s who was born in the 1890’s and as a child and adolescent had a very hard life, working on the land on the farm in all weathers, manually milking the cows, boiling up great coppers in the freezing cold outhouse to do the washing. Even as an adult in the 1920’s with 3 children under 4, life didn’t get any easier she still had to work all day cleaning other people’s houses, as money was so tight.
 
Fennelbug said:
Chipped merchandise always falls into fair/poor condition.
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That is how they are scamming viewers and patrons, just like the rental star scam, selling essentially nothing of value for usurious prices. It’s the Jarvis credo: “give me something for nothing.”
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Lochness Monster said:
When Fanny showed us the architect…looking at the hole lazy boy Amaury had made in chambre Perse ,the china on the mantle shelf is what was sold on the chipped and cracked.com website ages ago.
Fanny is showing very old footage . That chapel is finished for the winter and Fanny is lying big time.
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Are the gruesome twosome in Scotland while FRK is clutching moneymaker 2.0 at the Dump?
 
Where was Amuary when they were meeting with the architect? Snorty doesn’t know plywood from solid oak and has no business sticking his beck into any discussions regarding the structure of the shitoo.

Also, if Fanny wants to use that old broken mantel piece why hasn’t she gotten Snorty to move it out from the cave under the terrace and clean it up. Oh yeah, Snorty is only strong enough to lift Ratso 2.0.
 

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Well, well, well! Looks like the Gruenes maybe "back in da house'. It must be advent time!

MarIE has declared that she has a goal to swim outside every week until Christmas... That girl is going to get so ill doing that and living in the shithole.

So, who did she rope into the experience with her? None other than the salty sea slug herself, previously a possible danthevanlessman squeeze, and Tanner Gruene, husband to the airy, fairy Jared.

It would appear with all this freedom, for MarIE, the gruesome twosome are once more out of town.

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Had to blow that up quite big to see who it was she was tagging.
 
C'est moi said:
Well, well, well! Looks like the Gruenes maybe "back in da house'. It must be advent time!

MarIE has declared that she has a goal to swim outside every week until Christmas... That girl is going to get so ill doing that and living in the shithole.

So, who did she rope into the experience with her? None other than the salty sea slug herself, previously a possible danthevanlessman squeeze, and Tanner Gruene, husband to the airy, fairy Jared.

It would appear with all this freedom, for MarIE, the gruesome twosome are once more out of town.

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Did FRK buy her swimming costume...from.Vinted? 🤣
 
Sparrowsfart said:
This is an awful thing to say, so forgive me if it triggers anyone. But I have sometimes wondered if... Gerry was groomed by Daddy.
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He calls her "princess" which is how Derek treated her. I don't think it's off the wall, given Derek's very sexual paintings, inappropriate, I'd say, for a daughter to be privy to. I don't recall any homoerotic content in Derek;s work but that doesn't mean anything.
 
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Well maybe your video is working! From nowhere it is all about tkmaxx, vinted, Phillip hates brands, or I love this coat but way too expensive for me. All for the camera and the poor naive viewers.
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Watching their latest vlog, I noticed the gravy boat they are selling on their website. I checked it and recognised the French manufacturer: Creil et Montereau, quite a well known name for any French ceramic/earhware collectors. This model is called Flora Rocaille. You can find the exact gravy boat (saucière) on the internet for 40 euros or 45 euros. They sold it on their Lalande website for 97 euros (81 pounds sterling). I'm not sure if they know their Creil et Montereau from their Gien. There are only the initials of the manufacturer on the gravy boat (C et M).
 
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