The Chateau Diaries #332 So many unfinished projects at Lalande, including the engagement ring.

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she had a cleaner right from the start of her videos always did ..... so shes always had servants or aka 'slaves" friends volunteers who she done favor's for and invests in them knowing there going to return in upaid labour at the shitoo forever or until the wake up. Had a sister in law exactly like this , she moan that nobody babysat for her to have hobbys but when you stepped back away from her love bombing and manipulative favors she had a live in nanny and cleaner , a builder, a a gardener. unbelievable ...
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shatcho shiek said:
she had a cleaner right from the start of her videos always did ..... so shes always had servants or aka 'slaves" friends volunteers who she done favor's for and invests in them knowing there going to return in upaid labour at the shitoo forever or until the wake up. Had a sister in law exactly like this , she moan that nobody babysat for her to have hobbys but when you stepped back away from her love bombing and manipulative favors she had a live in nanny and cleaner , a builder, a a gardener. unbelievable ...
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His jumper . . . it says it all.
 
graciemckitten said:
maryking3774
2 hours ago
Nice to see a vlog without Phillip


michellelandry6126
36 minutes ago
The excitement of a French drain followed by yet another day of shopping. Then there is Philip setting yet another table or selling and packing extremely overpriced china. Please try to remember what your channel used to be like and bring back some of the fun.

maryonkinsella8334
1 hour ago
Would love to see Andi's chateau.

@CarolChillsCasually
1 hour ago
I love Sabina’s funky slightly morbid taste!

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@mariab1429
2 hours ago (edited)
It's nice that Marie is warming up to Stephanie. Previously she had replied to Stephanie's "I love you" with "hello"! Stephanie got an "I love you too" this time around

@Kitty_cat2001
2 hours ag
When is the heating going to be connected?
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suejackman3671
2 hours ago
I'm really confused about your lack of heating. Your older videos from 3-4 years ago regularly showed you all in the Chateau looking comfortable often wearing just a shirt, not even a jumper. Your older Christmas videos have shown many of the women wearing sleeveless evening dresses for formal Christmas parties. Now you wear hats and padded jackets and still make out that you are all freezing, yet it's not even winter yet. What on earth is going on?
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@martinphillips7221
5 hours ago
the french drain system looks inadequate
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SallyWilson-u6x
8 hours ago
Why hasn't the heating been completed in Lalande.
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@marygriffith8150
10 hours ago
Please scrape the bowl, too wasteful

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@XantheWilliams
9 hours ago
Suspect the chocolate one got thoroughly licked out!
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@bridgetevans4978
20 hours ago
Love the 3 piece suit that Philip is wearing

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Loser Philip is complimenting himself as usual
@XantheWilliams
9 hours ago
That dark green is gorgeous!
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@sharonmiller2940
21 hours ago (edited)
I admire your work ethic Stephanie, I really do. But I'm starting to dread the time lapse envelope sessions. n

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 are you kidding me? Stephanie’s getting $400,000 a year for addressing envelopes for a few hours. She is bone idol, lazy and useless
@XantheWilliams loser Philip dump account
9 hours ago
I suspect she dreads having to do it, too!
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jeanettenfreeland1408
1 day ago
How does one run a Chateau what is involved

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@XantheWilliams
9 hours ago
Look back on Stephanie’s “Sundays at the Chateau” vlogs - there is one where she explains how the chateau is run and financed, as least how it was before YouTube took off for her.
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Come on, Fanny, Caroline, Xanthe and Mireille, you are failing in your job! Shouldn't you be telling everyone that Andi does not have a chateau, only a teeny weeny house?
 
graciemckitten said:
How to dress like Stephanie Jarvis from The Chateau Diaries, 6904 views
@worldofsurprises9677
38 minutes ago
Well maybe your video is working! From nowhere it is all about tkmaxx, vinted, Phillip hates brands, or I love this coat but way too expensive for me. All for the camera and the poor naive viewers.
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The transformation of the Chateau Diaries chapel, 1803 views


@YMI-ez4jn
7 hours ago (edited)
Watching their latest vlog, I noticed the gravy boat they are selling on their website. I checked it and recognised the French manufacturer: Creil et Montereau, quite a well known name for any French ceramic/earhware collectors. This model is called Flora Rocaille. You can find the exact gravy boat (saucière) on the internet for 40 euros or 45 euros. They sold it on their Lalande website for 97 euros (81 pounds sterling). I'm not sure if they know their Creil et Montereau from their Gien. There are only the initials of the manufacturer on the gravy boat (C et M).
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@YMI-ez4jn good spot... the gruesome twosome don't know their arses from their elbows but believe they are the absolute knowledge on all things paw-so-lyn. Whether they have made an "error" in their identification of a piece or whether they are chancing grifters making a 300% profit (no guesses which they are) on any old tit they've laid their mucky paws on, the sycophants don't give a tit. The fans are cultish in their behaviour and just want to own a piece of the gruesome twosome. It's a worrying phenomenon. Worse, it's downright scary!

I believe they are now trawling brocunts and vide grenier to stock Ye Olde Worlde Janky Jiz Internete Shoppe and con the sycophants into buying their chipped, cracked and broken shite in the belief that the gruesome twosome have owned, used and handled it.
 
shatcho shiek said:
she had a cleaner right from the start of her videos always did ..... so shes always had servants or aka 'slaves" friends volunteers who she done favor's for and invests in them knowing there going to return in upaid labour at the shitoo forever or until the wake up. Had a sister in law exactly like this , she moan that nobody babysat for her to have hobbys but when you stepped back away from her love bombing and manipulative favors she had a live in nanny and cleaner , a builder, a a gardener. unbelievable ...
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what a sad twit he is. She even tapped him up for the round of drinks.

What they're doing with the pokey back passage is lunacy the damp hasn't been treated and why would you make a small area even tighter (oooh matron)

I just watched a vlog there is literally no content, no story and her coquettishness at the end is hindered somewhat by her lack of facial movement. Seems she is getting the troops in to film some Christmas shite
 
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LittleMore Cottage said:
She went swimming with Sabine and tagged her " salty sea slug"
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That is Sabines own IG user name. Rather bizarre to call yourself such!

So if the Gruenes are there? Tanner was tagged and I can't believe he's there alone. He'll want to chaperone Jared and keep him safe from predator Thrush! Can we expect Pavlova also to pop up for the advent flogs?
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She did???
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She got the Thermomix out and pounced around not quite getting it right.
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I'm a witch! Have I conjured this up?

Is that Pavlova walking next to and talking to Andi?

 
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So all the old hanger on people decending on the farmhouse. Who ever suggested Christmas vlogs probably right on. And where was Phillip? Seemed strange he was not in the video. And Sabine is really a strange one. IMHO. No doubt Chris has been in Fannys back passage, she just loves talking to him. He is after all the most masculine thing for miles around.
 
I'm a bit late to the party this morning, just watched last nights efforts.

Who's this bloke, another tit in florals? A sick in the head Patreon 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤣:rolleyes:

Andi buys tasteless bread, goes with the tasteless dwelling.

The gathering of cast members to add content.

Hysterical excitement over bread roll holders.

Molly said 'get me out of this kitchen, please'

Chris is cornering Fanny's back passage
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What the arseing duck has that bloke stuck on the rental car!! I tell you, you've got to be touched in the head to go to that place.

Crazed patreon takes them for a drink in the local as luckily the brrrrrrocunt was shut

Scripted Nati licking the spoon :sleep::sleep::sleep: I love you Marie :sleep::sleep::sleep: The never ending workshop refit :sleep::sleep::sleep:

Look at us go crazy licking lemon curd 🤦‍♀️:rolleyes::sleep:

The hair collector and her mouldy jugs
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bet Marie was just thrilled they plonked all that shite on the table while she's cooking.

OMG the horrific cast are assembling next week, got to be shipping them in for a Halloween party how predictable.

Now, where was Trixie during this? Getting his hair system tweaked and teased
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or was he 'busy working' for Janky Jiz.💦


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Fanny in another new dress…
Looks like the tubby club . ( ps I am not slim) Curtsey is not there for work.

The corridor work was done ages ago, I cannot find it but it was in another vlog.
How did Fanny forget the brocunt was closed, this is the second time she has done this!
Also her car was so full of junk they had to take two cars to the village. No doubt some crap that Janky Jiz has bought for his cracked and chipped .com shop.
 

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sure you want that blood , its was some study that who ever you sleep with their DNA gets mixed up into yours soo its worth having some of whats on her list??? Thrush, discount Hugh... and god only knows... returs disputes this stating The Neon Nettle article cites a study led by Chan titled, “Male Microchimerism in the Human Female Brain, opens new tab” published in 2012. Microchimerism, opens new tab refers to the presence of cells in an individual that are from another individual. The authors note that the presence of male cells in women’s bodies is already established as being linked to prior pregnancies with a male fetus or transfer from a male sibling in utero, nah Im good please dont Donate ya blood Fanny.
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I remember them Chateau De Montmagner getting crappy about people not wanting to preserve an historical building but ignoring the fact that it is their lifestyle and business people are funding.
oh yeah they did a "you cant tell me what to do" video getting quite snarky. Well I dont know to those who donated to help them out to put a roof over there head literally with there sleepout my condolences for donating thinking it was actually going to be long term etc . It was a risky venture at there age and maybe there just worn out in the three years even with a few volunteers and the community behind them in france. Stopped watching because the alwful ted baby references and this artifical grin got to me ....
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