The Chateau Diaries #324 Stephanie, you think you're beyond criticism, but you're beneath our contempt

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Just the lampshades are ugly? I think the lamps are, too!

And I don't like it, but I know some folks do. The whole thing where a guy unbuttons his shirt almost to his navel. I suppose it's o.k. if there's actually something decent to look at there (and I've always found that gorgeous men who are something to look at don't have to dress themselves as ridiculously as Philip does), but in Philip's case it's a big, fat FAIL.


He is trying to match Fanny with it her shirts/dresses open almost to her navel. No idea either of them.

As for the dog 2.0 poor thing can't even see out of that bag and also has
I love how the wannabe authority on all things cultural refers to the "Oprah houses" rather than the opera! 😂


Who unbuttons three buttons on a shirt dress so that their dress is almost unbuttoned to the waist, Is it because her dress is too tight for her and visibly straining at the seams? Definitely time to hit the gym, Fanny and you need to take Lardarse with you. Look at his pot belly!

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Tarts the pair of them! YUK!!
 
I love how the wannabe authority on all things cultural refers to the "Oprah houses" rather than the opera! 😂


Who unbuttons three buttons on a shirt dress so that their dress is almost unbuttoned to the waist, Is it because her dress is too tight for her and visibly straining at the seams? Definitely time to hit the gym, Fanny and you need to take Lardarse with you. Look at his pot belly!

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That's his womb...
 
Chris the new multi skilled builder…is using the €1600 fountain as a workbench. Amaury does not want others sharing the patron funded workshop.

Fanny showed us the piggery…and trays of plants. Will the fountain and jardin anglaise really be done this autumn?
 

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This might have been mentioned but who travels with their dog and doesn’t take their dog bowls. Only these two idiots. That restaurant and those plates made me feel sick because we know they can’t be washed properly and the greediness of her and snorts really annoys me..

Poor Ghalahad being carried around in a hot climate in that bag was disgusting, that poor dog is not going to last very long

They’re not driving the Porsche because the seats are different and it was the right hand side steering wheel. So Andrew must’ve taken the car back because she wouldn’t pay the €20,000 for it.

Percy and mummy 🦇 can’t stand her, they’re only there for content and to fix things up that really annoy them at the château.

Bunch of bloody loses all of them, and her comment about the slack tradesmen because only arm can do the work properly really sickened me.
I’m pleased to see that I wasn’t imagining it was a right hand drive
 
I love how the wannabe authority on all things cultural refers to the "Oprah houses" rather than the opera! 😂


Who unbuttons three buttons on a shirt dress so that their dress is almost unbuttoned to the waist, Is it because her dress is too tight for her and visibly straining at the seams? Definitely time to hit the gym, Fanny and you need to take Lardarse with you. Look at his pot belly!

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PhiPhi would like to have a word with you over your opinion of his girlish figure…

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Id say lets unpack last nights offering, but at this point its just a cesspit pit of filth and tit, Amuary stomping his size 10 boots down, in a paddy over the quality of work that was done before him! he will be dragging his feet and sulking for weeks now! Chris is still working in the back passage, I do like his smile though so its ok, he can come over and tar my back passage walls anytime. Then we get to haggard tired looking fanny, still peddling that not so cheap, cheap face thing, GIRL I DONT THINK YOUR, FACE IS GIVEING RESTED so lets stop pushing it, then where onto international dis-tack maker Jansson, looking an absolute fright sporting a ballet hair bun, why wash the hairs on your head, when you can just use coloured hairspray to stick them to your scalp, CHIC! other peoples money cant make it look like you have class PhiPhi so lets drop the act, not the puppy this time!

"Quality go's with everything!" squeals gay Jansson, as the pair descend on Vichy, interesting that there new friends arnt joining them, they must have drawn the line at shopping with the dis-take makers, it can be pleasant seeing PhiPhi nursing a semi in his Polly blend linen trousers, over cups and plates. The kids so desperate to carry a designer handbag that he drags the poor little puppy along, it truly is grotesque viewing! the bag is way to small for the dog, its heart wrenching!

All in all, Jansson scored more tat (That painting, GURL?), has a new couple to steal personality traits from now he's copied Vivienne at Château resentment. The gruesome pair think there the tit, but there not even the pre fart, keep climbing that ladder Jansson, it make for a bigger fall, we all saw that you gave Fanny pink eye with your dank hygiene.

That's my kind of talking, love ya!

As I live a breathe plumbing discussion on a daily basis, it is 'my thing'. Just how long has it taken CUZ to knock out that teeny tiny ensuite. Christ a light! Someone put a bleeping rocket up his arse!

Aumary, just stop, stop over thinking this work. The rest of the place is a wreck just do a clean decent job and leave it at that. It won't matter how much time an effort goes into it, only one thing goes wrong and you're first under the bus. Surely you can see that now! You're flogging a dead horse! I suppose next he's going to want to take up and replace the beams underneath 🤦‍♀️ I dispair.

There are more important things that should/could have been done in the last two years and replacing bog roll holders isn't one of them. A bleeping mausoleum of a boiler room wasn't one of them either! Never should that room have taken THAT long! I know, how about a chateau full of rotten windows and shutters for a start.

Cuz has two speeds, slow and stop!

As for the other two, what me and a bit of 4x2 couldn't achieve is noones business.

Why did Fanny not carry the bag with the dog in it? Why was that ponce carrying it along with everything else, was that supposed to make him look indespensible?

I just cannot fathom out why these mad fans can't see it.

We're not horrible, envious people on here. We're caring, concerned and what none of them like..........honest.
 
Has anyone identified this white dress? I know it is not new. Or is it? Unbuttoned down to her naval as usual.
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Always sn exhibitionist.
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The only time she seems to cover up is when she is in bed with her frightened fake gay grifter and online bully and fake accounts fiancé.
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I believe the Christian Dior scarf/ throw is a fake. What do you think? Can anyone find it as sold by the brand? We all know Stephanie is a label bleep, even if they are manufactured knock offs or fake.
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This might have been mentioned but who travels with their dog and doesn’t take their dog bowls. Only these two idiots. That restaurant and those plates made me feel sick because we know they can’t be washed properly and the greediness of her and snorts really annoys me..

Poor Ghalahad being carried around in a hot climate in that bag was disgusting, that poor dog is not going to last very long

They’re not driving the Porsche because the seats are different and it was the right hand side steering wheel. So Andrew must’ve taken the car back because she wouldn’t pay the €20,000 for it.

Percy and mummy 🦇 can’t stand her, they’re only there for content and to fix things up that really annoy them at the château.

Bunch of bloody loses all of them, and her comment about the slack tradesmen because only arm can do the work properly really sickened me.
I noticed that too. She refused to show the exterior of the vehicle or the steering wheel, which has identifying information. Also. Snorty was not allowed to drive so Stephanie must’ve had to wear her glasses instead of her brightly colored contact lenses with a tiny pupil holes. She doesn’t want to reveal to viewers that she and sleazy loser Philip Are that disgusting, to use the vehicle of a “ friend” to travel thousands and thousands of miles, to trash constantly, to allow peacocks to poop on incessantly and not cover up the vehicle, to allow a dog with extremely long nails, to run through out the car in the backseat, and vomit and Pea and repeatedly. We know that they wash the vehicle once in the nine months that they had the vehicle at their disposal. Stephanie did not want to reveal the fact that the porch is likely gone because she didn’t want to get the backlash from viewers who would be appalled by her selfishness and blatant abuse of a vehicle belong to another person. I wonder if Andrew only left the keys at the dump so the car could be moved only if necessary, and the gruesome twosome just decided to start driving it themselves? When the car was left at the dump in October, 2024, it had a car cover on it. What happened to it?

If they, in fact, use the car without permission or exceeded the permission given, I can see why pope Andrew would be pissed. He has seen dozens of videos where his car has been trashed, used to haul chandeliers, crammed in the back, Ratso, not cared for, and hauled all over Europe. If it is still his vehicle, it is likely his insurance to cover the vehicle for liability purposes. Anyone be pissed at the greedy, gruesome twosome. I have a feeling we won’t see papa Andrew anymore or very rarely.

Is Stephanie trying to come up with a story as to why she abused the vehicle for months if she never purchased it? Talk about deliberately screwing over a friend and documenting it in videos that would receive millions of use. That sends a big message out to anyone else not to loan anything to Stephanie.

I bet they were driving FRK’s SUV. Is Marie’s car actually owned by Stephanie and Stephanie only gave Marie the right to drive it? That is why only Stephanie is driving the vehicle and loser Philip has been relegated to shotgun ? What is the whole Marie gets a new car a stage storyline and actually Murray only got the right to drive a car that he been purchased by Stephanie? Is that why FRK never drives the car anywhere? The car is owned an insured by Stephanie?
 
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It's true, the universe has a cat distribution network. One day you're catless and the next day you're buying cat beds, food and toys. I'm the proud owner of a tabby myself. She just turned up and decided to stay. She's a sweet baby and blind. All her toys make a sound. We never know where to look for her because she can teleport. You'll be convinced she is asleep upstairs, then suddenly find her asleep under a tree in the garden. Or you could swear you left her playing upstairs and one second later she'll be under your feet in the kitchen. It's pretty amazing! We've had guests stay for a week and have not ever known or noticed she's blind.

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Inevitable history lesson (sorry @C'est moi): the word tabby comes from the old district of Attabiya in Bagdad. The tabby cat's fur was likened to the silk produced there from the 8th century on. The district was named for a Prince Atta who sponsored silk production. The word tabby is also associated with Moorish Spain, who produced a ticked taffeta fabric and likened it to the colours of the tabby fur.

Cuddles and kisses for your tabby @Lady Lindy.
That is awesome. I had no idea. The area of Spain that I live in has lots of beautiful reminders of its Moorish past.
 
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