The Chateau Diaries #324 Stephanie, you think you're beyond criticism, but you're beneath our contempt

[JackSpratt]

duck, the one thing that tosser is not lergic to, Vichy mineral water. So hoping he'd have a bilious attack on a monumental scale as never seen before.

Narration courtesy of Wikipedia, I thank you.

Poor dog in a bag, I'm surprised the wanker hadn't zipped it up.

Can't afford to repair the terrace and steps BUT can shop for more shite. 19 euros for a plastic tray in a basket!!!

A few months back Art Nouveau was so passé, now they just can't get enough of it. Trixie you're soooo knowledgeable He really does talk out of his arse.

Oh a bargin meal that looks like a Michelin star 13 euros for the starter, wonder how much the rest was and who paid. So ignorant and rude talking over the waiter while he was explaining the dish. Pity your own B&B offerings are below par.

Said it didn't I. The reason she didn't bother driving that extra hour back because they're staying in a swanky chateau hotel.

Crying for money to save the wreck at the same time living the high life on other peoples dime!

Unbelievable!

Poor dog
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Michael has indicated their traveller heritage…and tricks on horseback seem to be part of it.

I don't think the Appleby, horse fair would be something I'd sing from the rafters about. Horses drown in the river when that's on. Not a pleasant place to be that weekend.

 

[Madame Lydia]

Who unbuttons three buttons on a shirt dress so that their dress is almost unbuttoned to the waist, Is it because her dress is too tight for her and visibly straining at the seams? Definitely time to hit the gym, Fanny and you need to take Lardarse with you. Look at his pot belly!

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Why the inappropriate unbuttoning? Warming up before the swingers party with the nail berry duo! you can tell she is exited!


Bet both the nasty swinger-couples are also going to the nudist beach, next to the "tiny flat " in south france.
(the nudist beach is probably the main reason why dirty daddy derek pervis bought that flat in the first place )

oh yea, the POTBELLY is real!
and whats up with the granny BUN with pins!!??? Should we bet on how long time it will take before pumpkin-head will come out of the closet, dressed like the old Lady that he is? i believe he will come out right after the wedding!He already sees himself as Lady of the manor!

 

[Lady Pinkadella]

His obsession with decorating has now gone so far that he hangs their own painting, which he just bought, in the hotel room. Tasteless bungler.

By the way, this is absolutely ugly and dirty, we have seen much more beautiful artwork from the participants in the painting workshop in Puy Vidal.

 

[jojonz]

AWWWWWWWWWWWW The pot belly is Philips allergies he is going to do a big soft one tonight

 

[Balmoral]

Snort’s nana taste is beyond ridiculous! That grubby painting resembled a calendar pic from the 30’s and those hideous lamps with double dust catching shades are beyond awful !

Her (or HIS) terrible “dress” sense does her no favors, collars do not suit, flounces &.frills ensure that she resembles a lamp shade herself, massively improved with just a blazer over her shoulders. Even though she sported her silly workout outfit in order for the fanatics to enthuse about her wonderful figure, already so perfect that no improvement could possibly be made, it actually looked better than voluminous little house on the prairie (granny clampett?) nonna numbers. Tailoring is your friend Fraudie.

 

[Fleur du mal]

Love, life and lobotomy...some things never change!

 

[The Saint]

Id say lets unpack last nights offering, but at this point its just a cesspit pit of filth and tit, Amuary stomping his size 10 boots down, in a paddy over the quality of work that was done before him! he will be dragging his feet and sulking for weeks now! Chris is still working in the back passage, I do like his smile though so its ok, he can come over and tar my back passage walls anytime. Then we get to haggard tired looking fanny, still peddling that not so cheap, cheap face thing, GIRL I DONT THINK YOUR, FACE IS GIVEING RESTED so lets stop pushing it, then where onto international dis-tack maker Jansson, looking an absolute fright sporting a ballet hair bun, why wash the hairs on your head, when you can just use coloured hairspray to stick them to your scalp, CHIC! other peoples money cant make it look like you have class PhiPhi so lets drop the act, not the puppy this time!

"Quality go's with everything!" squeals gay Jansson, as the pair descend on Vichy, interesting that there new friends arnt joining them, they must have drawn the line at shopping with the dis-take makers, it can be pleasant seeing PhiPhi nursing a semi in his Polly blend linen trousers, over cups and plates. The kids so desperate to carry a designer handbag that he drags the poor little puppy along, it truly is grotesque viewing! the bag is way to small for the dog, its heart wrenching!

All in all, Jansson scored more tat (That painting, GURL?), has a new couple to steal personality traits from now he's copied Vivienne at Château resentment. The gruesome pair think there the tit, but there not even the pre fart, keep climbing that ladder Jansson, it make for a bigger fall, we all saw that you gave Fanny pink eye with your dank hygiene.

 

[shatcho shiek]

There all birds of a feather and in it for the cash cow the patreons and youtube, the only reason why IJ is accepting of Thrush and I dont feel sorry for percy now all those recent bruises on his body doing gardening etc, they rationalize it in there heads oh he loves it blah, blah the undermining factor is greed money,money,money. Its his children and and grandchildren I pity time away from them spent on this greed and greed immoral

's who will never show the accounts nor care for others unless theres a transactional to be had .

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Why the inappropriate unbuttoning? Warming up before the swingers party with the nail berry duo! you can tell she is exited!


Bet both the nasty swinger-couples are also going to the nudist beach, next to the "tiny flat " in south france.
(the nudist beach is probably the main reason why dirty daddy derek pervis bought that flat in the first place )

oh yea, the POTBELLY is real!
and whats up with the granny BUN with pins!!??? Should we bet on how long time it will take before pumpkin-head will come out of the closet, dressed like the old Lady that he is? i believe he will come out right after the wedding!He already sees himself as Lady of the manor!

More Gerry lookalike photos there!

 

[NotAChatelaine]

The Tuesday and Wednesday “special” 3 course lunch at La P’tit Momartre is a very reasonable 18€!

“Don't miss our discovery menu every Tuesday and Wednesday composed of an appetizer, a dish and finally a dessert where originality and creativity are at the rendezvous.”​

Too much “originality and creativity” for me. I absolutely loathe such theatrical plating. Quite fun for one course, perhaps, but I really, really don’t want food served on props throughout. Let the food speak for itself.

The smouldering, scented volcano kir rosé, 9€.

La carte | Le P Tit Montmartre

www.leptitmontmartre03.fr

 

[Gertrude Maud]

and whats up with the granny BUN with pins!!???

I'm waiting for him to start wearing a scrunchie.

 

[Fleur du mal]

I find it interesting that the bun is so tiny! Time for new extensions?

 

[shatcho shiek]

Zipped it right up so they could smuggle him into places pets aren't allowed... no oxygen... stuck under his stinking armpit... How stifling...
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poor haunted handbag ........

 

[Madame Lydia]

I don't picture Snorts as a best man. I don't even see him as a 'man'... a bridesmaid maybe, but then he'd love that too much, and take all focus off the bride. I reckon Fanny will press Chantal for the snot rag to be best man, but I the end, Amaury will choose his brother. But yes, I too perceive Amaury as a secret bully. My opinion is that he'll only put up with so much before his rage surfaces and he'll do some serious damage to someone.

...What you mean you don't see him as a man?

 

[Freesia54]

Snort’s nana taste is beyond ridiculous! That grubby painting resembled a calendar pic from the 30’s and those hideous lamps with double dust catching shades are beyond awful !

Her (or HIS) terrible “dress” sense does her no favors, collars do not suit, flounces &.frills ensure that she resembles a lamp shade herself, massively improved with just a blazer over her shoulders. Even though she sported her silly workout outfit in order for the fanatics to enthuse about her wonderful figure, already so perfect that no improvement could possibly be made, it actually looked better than voluminous little house on the prairie (granny clampett?) nonna numbers. Tailoring is your friend Fraudie.

Never has a straight man ascended a staircase in the manner he does..9mins 24 seconds in

 

[Lochness Monster]

Good morning all.

 

[Madame Lydia]

More Gerry lookalike photos there!

And here ,they are def related btw she needs to calm down on the fillers and botox,she is starting to get that unfortunate weird overstuffed plastic face. Or maybe we should not tell her and leave her to it?
Her face has changed quite a lot in 4 years (the 3 birthday pics is from her 46 birthday) on the last pic you can clearly see the lip fillers in the upper lip (the two shiiiiny lumps),,,and where did her eyebrows go??? i would love to know who is injecting her

 

[shatcho shiek]

what I ordered on wish ......;............ what I got

 

[JackSpratt]

His pretentious accent is actually sickening

It's just getting more and more absurd.

Watching him trying to drink the Rose Kir in the restaurant, pathetic. I don't think he even drank any and I was waiting for him to say 'I think I may be allergic to it'.

Also him drinking the mineral water 'it's got a rounded taste' WTF is that all about. What a total prick!

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Well what a nice surprise, Galahad is live on IG