The Chateau Diaries #324 Stephanie, you think you're beyond criticism, but you're beneath our contempt

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I don’t trust the nail Berry duo. It was strange how they just happen to be in Japan and Stephanie treated them to hotel rooms and four and five star meals.( which she tried to claim that they treated heard of those meals… Bullshit.) . Looks like the nailberry chick was transactional anyways, remember, loser Philip wearing all her nail polish for months on end. The nail Berry duo may be incredibly wealthy, but they’re also transactional. They don’t seem to be bothered by the company of dog killers/ abusers.They love fancy food.
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castaway123100
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Did we ever find out what happened to Lancelot?

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pamelahaskell809
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Galahad is such a good puppy. He know where he should be and it absolutely quiet while out.
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@pixietoes7331
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Thank you for taking us with you! Such a spectacular trip! Galahad was quite the experienced traveler for one so young!
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The dog is scared of lose Philip.


click to say the bewildered, tiny dog 2.0 K love bombed by sociopath Stephanie. Stephanie had been handing the dog treats off camera to get the dog to come to her. One of the trick she used to use with Ratso 1.0. She had no treats, the new tiny dog immediately went back to its bed. The dog does not like Stephanie.
 
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Seriously look at the lamp shades on those strawberry lamps, and tell me they are not as ugly as hell! Fanny finds them amazing.
Just the lampshades are ugly? I think the lamps are, too!

And I don't like it, but I know some folks do. The whole thing where a guy unbuttons his shirt almost to his navel. I suppose it's o.k. if there's actually something decent to look at there (and I've always found that gorgeous men who are something to look at don't have to dress themselves as ridiculously as Philip does), but in Philip's case it's a big, fat FAIL.
 
Just the lampshades are ugly? I think the lamps are, too!

And I don't like it, but I know some folks do. The whole thing where a guy unbuttons his shirt almost to his navel. I suppose it's o.k. if there's actually something decent to look at there (and I've always found that gorgeous men who are something to look at don't have to dress themselves as ridiculously as Philip does), but in Philip's case it's a big, fat FAIL.
I started lifting weights in high school and have a well developed chest, though gravity is beginning to take its toll. Only the top button of my shirt is undone in every situation but the beach. Even then only the second button is added. With that caved in, scruffy nothing of a mess Philip should be covered to the neck. No one wishes to see that bony stomach turner.
 
@mariagillinson8527
1 day ago (edited)
STEPHANIE! I do hope you reconsider taking GALAHAD (very young puppy) on travels, he really needs to sleep, eat and grow. Travel is much harder on a puppy as it’s hard on people. Too much change already, too many faces and handling. Puppies need deep restful sleep and they can sleep up to 85% of their time, pretty much sleep, eat, pee and go back to sleep

carolynstewart8465
1 day ago
Toy fox terrier? Lovely little chap!

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 status conscious Stephanie always wants to point out that she has a rare dog that actually looks like a look like a min pin.
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@mireille4751
14 hours ago
Galahad ‘s breed is Prague Ratter

Viewers that they are abusive to animals and keep trying to slide in advice that Stephanie will ignore
@patticochran7606
1 day ago
Just a word of advice from my own experience. I saw the video of lance playing with the big dogs who seemed very sweet. I don’t know how long before Lance became sick that that video was shot. But I did see some things that were a little concerning to me about how the big dogs were playing with little Lance. I had a little dog that was playing with big dogs and one of the dogs just put his paw on her back and injured her severely. So my caution is not to let Galahad Free play with the big dogs. All it takes is a split second and perhaps some thing you don’t even notice, that could cause injury to your tiny, precious little one. I had to learn from experience. So please just be careful with your precious new little puppy. They like to think their big dogs lol but all they are is precious little weaker vessels, and have lots of fun


WTF? Hope Ratso 1.0 is haunting Stephanie. He knows the truth.

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@hannahmclaurine2598
1 day ago
Please note in the first scene on your early morning walk, a small green orb. ancelot's spirit walking alongside you!
 
I don’t trust the nail Berry duo. It was strange how they just happen to be in Japan and Stephanie treated them to hotel rooms and four and five star meals.( which she tried to claim that they treated heard of those meals… Bullshit.) . Looks like the nailberry chick was transactional anyways, remember, loser Philip wearing all her nail polish for months on end. The nail Berry duo may be incredibly wealthy, but they’re also transactional. They don’t seem to be bothered by the company of dog killers/ abusers.They love fancy food.
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castaway123100
1 minute ago
Did we ever find out what happened to Lancelot?

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pamelahaskell809
3 minutes ago
Galahad is such a good puppy. He know where he should be and it absolutely quiet while out.
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@pixietoes7331
21 minutes ago
Thank you for taking us with you! Such a spectacular trip! Galahad was quite the experienced traveler for one so young!
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The dog is scared of lose Philip.


click to say the bewildered, tiny dog 2.0 K love bombed by sociopath Stephanie. Stephanie had been handing the dog treats off camera to get the dog to come to her. One of the trick she used to use with Ratso 1.0. She had no treats, the new tiny dog immediately went back to its bed. The dog does not like Stephanie.

His pretentious accent is actually sickening
 
Good news (no, Snorty not gone) for pet owners - we're going to live 25% longer & it's official🎉 just watched a programme where they were doing blood/cardio/neuro tests for pet owners & also patients with pathologies who were lent animals for a period, to make before & after comparisons. I'm sure I'm not telling Tattlerhounds anything new judging by the stories & love for your pets shown here when it's proved that caring for a pet gives all round benefts, lowering hypertension, reducing anxiety, staying active besides giving companionship to the elderly & lonely in care homes,
hospitals & even prisons through official pet therapy.
A sad footnote to this is that the tiny Lelande dogs have suffered in reverse, healthwise & mentally, sick & often distressed, Lancelot even dying bc they were bought for show & profit without concern for their welfare.

New vlog page above - how unsufferably unbearable - the smug git in that hat just on & on buying crap, eating in expensive restaurants, staying away as often as possible, doing f all except ordering people around, toting the dog about & looking at auction sites. Well, pet owners, take heart, we might just be alive with our extended lives to see the end of him.
 
KarmaBaby, do you know anything about the site that is listed below? Why would Stephanie Jarvis have almost $25,000 in super chat when none of the other Chateau chat channels have anything close to that? Do you think this information is accurate?

The Chateau Diaries
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Yes it’s pretty accurate. Honestly throughout the years I thought she would have more… never bothered to check.

Superchats are gifted during lives and premieres. I guess she has the most people attending those and of those attending the percentage of dumbassery is pretty high!
Mind you, YouTube gets 45% of this number before paying the creator.

Do I recall correctly that she once hosted a live with Michael Petherick and collected enough money for him to buy a laptop and then some? Michael had taken his whole iMac to visit her at LL because he didn’t have a laptop and needed to edit his videos while there.
That one session alone I remember got her a LOT of super chat donations.
 
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there is no light or air in that bag...I watched this channel before PJ came into the picture and it was somewhat entertaining....it has become just intolerable.
Arguably, Stephanie Jarvis and Phlip Janssen are breaking the law by carrying the dog in an enclosed, dark, airless place inappropriate for his physiological needs.
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Here is the animal abuse form to fill out to report to the French government.
 
@ShanghaiGoat
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Please don’t drink those dried ice cocktails, if the dried ice is swallowed it can result in serious stomach damage.
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caroline gooderHi from NC USA

Ratso 2.0 does not like Stephanie and his wary of her. She tries to get him to come with her likely with the promise of treats. The dog anxiously comes up to her, realize there’s nothing, licks his lips, nervously, a couple of times, and then backs away, and turns away from her and refuses to liquor in the air.
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I went back into Why the Chateau Diaries Should Never Own a Dog Again to see if there were any new posts...
And noticed this...

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So, dear Secret Chateau, we are aware you've been known to read here, so if your riad in Morocco is anything like this, please adopt me! 😄



Today I've binge watch quite a number of riad guest houses for sale in Marrakesh, and now I want one! Some are so gorgeous I could stay forever.
 
I started lifting weights in high school and have a well developed chest, though gravity is beginning to take its toll. Only the top button of my shirt is undone in every situation but the beach. Even then only the second button is added. With that caved in, scruffy nothing of a mess Philip should be covered to the neck. No one wishes to see that bony stomach turner.
You mean this?
What about a hair pin in his bun!….?
 

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His pretentious accent is actually sickening

Last night I watched a program about South African exploitation of labour in the flower industry. The main flower growers are Dutch. As I listened it really brought home just how pretentious Philip is . . . he is embarrassed by his Dutch accent; wants to disguise his origins and is basically, a nasty try hard.
 
@ShanghaiGoat
23 minutes ago
Please don’t drink those dried ice cocktails, if the dried ice is swallowed it can result in serious stomach damage.
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caroline gooderHi from NC USA

Ratso 2.0 does not like Stephanie and his wary of her. She tries to get him to come with her likely with the promise of treats. The dog anxiously comes up to her, realize there’s nothing, licks his lips, nervously, a couple of times, and then backs away, and turns away from her and refuses to liquor in the air.View attachment 3127489 qView attachment 3127485 qView attachment 3127487 qView attachment 3127488 q

Galahad is a very astute little dog and a good judge of character.
 
I love how the wannabe authority on all things cultural refers to the "Oprah houses" rather than the opera! 😂


Who unbuttons three buttons on a shirt dress so that their dress is almost unbuttoned to the waist, Is it because her dress is too tight for her and visibly straining at the seams? Definitely time to hit the gym, Fanny and you need to take Lardarse with you. Look at his pot belly!

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Look at that Smug con artist, believing that she got away with killing 6 pound Ratso no responsibility or accountability and it’s been able to replace it with a dog order through a shady website that is only. 4 pounds and is stuck in the bottom of a dark Louis Vuitton bag for hours.
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If Galahad is…five months old he should surely be potty trained? Why are they using ink mats? The dog is going to be extremely confused and possibly distressed having to pee ,or worse…in the same space as he is sleeping. Dogs are clean and don’t generally like to poo in their house! Fanny and Snorts are too lazy to get up and let the poor dog out.
 

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At the start of the vlog today I thought Fanny looks so old and tired and then she whips out that Foreo Waste of Money thingy and I thought - they need to" buy better skin and a better face " for their ads --- they won't be selling those devices in great numbers !when you look at her !!

Isn't it wonderful that places you go to these days have pamphlets to tell you all about the city sites!!!! That way you don't have to listen to the likes of Fanny going on and on! :rolleyes:

Why drag that little dog along on your boring bloody trips and I would not be happy if I was the owner of the hotel with those piddle pads on my wooden floors !!! :mad:
 
Fanny has bought a 19 euro tray in the style of solly doo dah for their TINY flat in the SoF. How clever of her dahhling to notice it in the brocunt .
Yes Fanny TINY because it is a studio flat.However it is still a property that has a value and it is also another place for you to put your hoarding goods, and you could sell it to pay for the renovations at your falling down castle.

Gracie the Navy blazer Fanny had on was possibly ( free) from Lily silk? IDK
 

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Fanny has bought a 19 euro tray in the style of solly doo dah for their TINY flat in the SoF. How clever of her dahhling to notice it in the brocunt .
Yes Fanny TINY because it is a studio flat.However it is still a property that has a value and it is also another place for you to put your hoarding goods, and you could sell it to pay for the renovations at your falling down castle.
Oh Lochy ..... its a wonder that tray could get through the door !!! SUCH a TINY flat.
Maybe Snorts could put it up on the roof for her. :cool:
 
Is this a Zimmerman blazer? She has this style in several colors, a blue tweed, pink, blue, and another color. Can anyone identify this by the design on the gold buttons? Zimmerman blazers run well over $1,000. Zimmerman has several types of buttons used on different blazers/ jackets, View attachment 3127380 qView attachment 3127383 qView attachment 3127384 q
Balmain ? https://www.neimanmarcus.com/en-gb/p/balmain-classic-double-breasted-blazer-prod188120024
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As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. :) what soups do you like to make or eat??

I L 💖 VE soups! My tips: carrot and mung-beans soup with garlic, Cauliflower soup, and french onion soup is on my top 10 list.😋......made me hungry:unsure:i think i need to go and have a look in the fridge now!:whistle:
 
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This might have been mentioned but who travels with their dog and doesn’t take their dog bowls. Only these two idiots. That restaurant and those plates made me feel sick because we know they can’t be washed properly and the greediness of her and snorts really annoys me..

Poor Ghalahad being carried around in a hot climate in that bag was disgusting, that poor dog is not going to last very long

They’re not driving the Porsche because the seats are different and it was the right hand side steering wheel. So Andrew must’ve taken the car back because she wouldn’t pay the €20,000 for it.

Percy and mummy 🦇 can’t stand her, they’re only there for content and to fix things up that really annoy them at the château.

Bunch of bloody loses all of them, and her comment about the slack tradesmen because only arm can do the work properly really sickened me.
 
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