The Chateau Diaries #324 Stephanie, you think you're beyond criticism, but you're beneath our contempt

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Iolair said:
Ddollh20 says Amaury is a real man? Beg to differ! A real man wouldn't couldn't stand there and watch while Lancelot struggled through the short months of his little life. A real man wouldn't couldn't put up with the ongoing stupid thoughtless treatment of of Galahad. He'd step up!

And what's with the filthy back alley they're walking along? Who'd take a photo there? Stroll through a pretty park to make your big announcement ffs!
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Oh now Iolair, there you go again, expecting humane behavior from those who aren’t! It would serve Amaury Richmond and Natalia Oliviero(sp) right for Stephanie Jarvis to crash their wedding to benefit her swollen coffers. Shrieking and harassing everyone with the little pink phone even though she’ll be officially banned. How do we know she’ll been banned? We don’t but precious little mention of the engagement and wedding plans on CD are pretty good indicators if past experience is anything to go by. What little there has been is Jarvis’ signature brand of passive aggressive mean girl nastiness. I expect she’ll attempt to strong arm darling tantinette Chantal Richmond into forcing Philip Janssen onto Amaury as best man just to show she’s in control. Amaury hasn’t the balls to stand up to anyone he perceives as stronger than him. I think he learned that from his father, Stephen Richmond. I’m reasonably certain Amaury is a secret bully hiding behind an affable attitude. He’s the type to feel hard done by and let it fester until he snaps.
Hey @billybudd how’d I do working in the names for searchability?
 
Lochness Monster said:
I have a theory…the wedding reception is going to be held at Nailberry chateau!? They have a chapel too I think , all avoids the dump. Just hope Dana is not catering. What was that she made with a lavender and alstroemeria flower even though the flower was Snort’s grandmother’ favourite 🤮?
It might…explain Natty's visit there , they even have a gazebo!
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Billy taking the piss one more time with this thumbnail and title 😂

Don’t worry, it’s not for Bun and Nut’s big day… @ComtesseRose ‘s dream boy is having a party 🤣🤣

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Lady Avonlea said:
I know someone who was caught by the police because he moved the body. He was worried the body wasn't buried well enough so decided to move it, but the freshly disturbed ground in the woods tipped off the police to the new grave. If he'd just left the body in the original grave he may never have been caught.
One must be careful when disposing of a body :cool:
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My older sister, who is actually a geologist but did a post grad dip in forensic archaeology - had to do a field exercise where all the students had to decide where would be a good place to bury a body illegally, then dig the hole. They all walked around and listened to each person 'defend' why they had chose that spot etc and the trainer critiqued it. All of them choose places too far from the road - most people can't drag a dead body very far, so the spot is closer to roads than you imagine. Most of them didn't dig deep enough - bodies need quite a big hole. And some chose crazy places like too close to tree roots etc. The trainer cracked up with my sister's effort - she'd made the edges really sharp and tidy; just like she would do for a geological dig. Apparently when you're in a hurry to bury a body, you don't make tidy edges.
 
MRShavershamsdress said:
Oh now Iolair, there you go again, expecting humane behavior from those who aren’t! It would serve Amaury Richmond and Natalia Oliviero(sp) right for Stephanie Jarvis to crash their wedding to benefit her swollen coffers. Shrieking and harassing everyone with the little pink phone even though she’ll be officially banned. How do we know she’ll been banned? We don’t but precious little mention of the engagement and wedding plans on CD are pretty good indicators if past experience is anything to go by. What little there has been is Jarvis’ signature brand of passive aggressive mean girl nastiness. I expect she’ll attempt to strong arm darling tantinette Chantal Richmond into forcing Philip Janssen onto Amaury as best man just to show she’s in control. Amaury hasn’t the balls to stand up to anyone he perceives as stronger than him. I think he learned that from his father, Stephen Richmond. I’m reasonably certain Amaury is a secret bully hiding behind an affable attitude. He’s the type to feel hard done by and let it fester until he snaps.
Hey @billybudd how’d I do working in the names for searchability?
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I don't picture Snorts as a best man. I don't even see him as a 'man'... a bridesmaid maybe, but then he'd love that too much, and take all focus off the bride. I reckon Fanny will press Chantal for the snot rag to be best man, but I the end, Amaury will choose his brother. But yes, I too perceive Amaury as a secret bully. My opinion is that he'll only put up with so much before his rage surfaces and he'll do some serious damage to someone.
 
M&MsMom said:
Noooo! That's hilarious.

I love this stuff. I think I may have told this before but I'm going to do it again because it's HIGH-LAR-I-OUS (to me, at least).

I was on the road a lot when I worked and was having a lot of trouble with appointments with my gynecologist. I'd get stuck in traffic, with no way to circumvent it (theoretically, I was an hour away, but because of traffic on the Washington DC Beltway, it could take two or three hours) or, more often, my appointment would get cancelled because the doctor was delivering a baby. So, I decided to get a doctor in Northern VA, where my sales territory was. I asked some other sales reps who lived there who they went to, and almost all of them said the same thing.

His name was Harry Beaver. I kid you not! He was great, though! I went to him until he retired - cost of malpractice insurance was too much for him, so he switched gears and is now the Chief Medical Examiner for a couple of counties in Northern VA.
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The surgeon who removed the tumour from my saliva gland is called Dr MacGyvor - he told me he had to design a make-shift bungee to hold up the nerve that was in the way so he could get at the tumour under it. Cracked me up, but I don't think he thought it was funny. Probably used an elastic band and a paper clip. :oops: 😆
 
Iolair said:
I don't picture Snorts as a best man. I don't even see him as a 'man'... a bridesmaid maybe, but then he'd love that too much, and take all focus off the bride. I reckon Fanny will press Chantal for the snot rag to be best man, but I the end, Amaury will choose his brother. But yes, I too perceive Amaury as a secret bully. My opinion is that he'll only put up with so much before his rage surfaces and he'll do some serious damage to someone.
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I remember Amaury's amazingly nasty slappy slappy balls monologue as he described his making dumplings or empanadas or something. She kept the camera on him and he went truly nasty, which I considered a threat to Jarvis and a command not to film him any more.
 
Lochness Monster said:
I have a theory…the wedding reception is going to be held at Nailberry chateau!? They have a chapel too I think , all avoids the dump. Just hope Dana is not catering. What was that she made with a lavender and alstroemeria flower even though the flower was Snort’s grandmother’ favourite 🤮?
It might…explain Natty's visit there , they even have a gazebo!
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Which would also explain why Philip Janssen wasn't included... Dana, Stephanie Jarvis and Nattie... hmm.
 
Fanny can't tell time! Patreon video was supposed to be edited in the morning posted by early afternoon, but it's now after 8:00 p.m. in France and NOTHING. I wonder what Fanny's excuse will be, but can only hope that Galahad bit Snorty, peed on his wig & hair extensions and vomitted in the car.
Karma baby! said:
Nothing will be more satisfying than bride and groom banning all cameras from their wedding and not letting fanny to monetize their night!
I hope they have the balls to actually do it!
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My best guess is they are getting married in the SoF with a garden reception at Amuary's parents home. I wonder if any Banns of Marriage have been read in the Beziers area?
 
I just started watching the latest shopping haul and got ill. Carrying that poor dog around in that very small dark bag. That is abuse. I can't believe people are watching this thinking this is okay. Those two are just off the charts in terms of vile behavior. And how can you plan a wedding with someone as obviously gay as PJ and pretend it is a wedding between a man and a womana?
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Fanny can't tell time! Patreon video was supposed to be edited in the morning posted by early afternoon, but it's now after 8:00 p.m. in France and NOTHING. I wonder what Fanny's excuse will be, but can only hope that Galahad bit Snorty, peed on his wig & hair extensions and vomitted in the car.

My best guess is they are getting married in the SoF with a garden reception at Amuary's parents home. I wonder if any Banns of Marriage have been read in the Beziers area?
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Although I think it would be hilarious if Natti & Amuary had their wedding at Chateau de Brives hosted by George & Sarah.
 
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