The Chateau Diaries #321 Philip is annoying & temperamental and it's time to discard him too!

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I'd just like to say I have a new mattress coming on Thursday. So prepare yourself for me telling you all about my sleep AKA Fanny!
Me too! And mines an Emma mattress, bought from my friend who over ordered (like you do 🙄🙂)
Tattle will be the first to hear about my precious sleep, not that I'm being tone deaf considering the tragic world we live in of millions without a decent safe place to sleep, let alone a bed. duck you fanny. (but not by Phiphi)
 
Why not allow ME ;) 🍸 to do a brief summary of this night's CD's. Well, Phillip came all over a tray liner, hence it was put in the wash. The princess wore a ridiculous hat looking at trash, and the evil old bat hit her husband for trying to kiss her. Hani is now batting for the other team, Miss Flower Road Kill is now taking her messy approach to the table (her plates look like someone has thrown a lot of stuff onto it and stirred frantically) and they are stalking the Chapel Restorers for "content". Nick the headless dick is back, or so it is said, and Phillip LOVES anything embroidered. The peacocks are shitting on the car. Did I forget anything? Why are we watching my dear hags & bandits ? I don't as a rule, but tonight I went batty. Here to regain myself.
I cringed when she said "let's go inside the church" I prayed please don't let the restorers be in there... I was embarrassed for her... that was one step too far... Man cub standing in his non ironed, creased to f*ck trousers, calling Davy uncultured... slap him with one of those trays....
 
I cringed when she said "let's go inside the church" I prayed please don't let the restorers be in there... I was embarrassed for her... that was one step too far... Man cub standing in his non ironed, creased to f*ck trousers, calling Davy uncultured... slap him with one of those trays....

I was thinking, please let them be in there, this is going to be so awkward and I want to see their looks of horror.

Hope someone gives them the tip off that she intends to go and hunt them out. Even better that she gets asked to leave by a site manager.
 
😂 Fab post Heathcliffe. Is Snorts becoming a characterture? ... The embroidered trayliner in mustard 🤢 Oh please duck up Philip enough already.... The accent, the accent ffs!! I come from the Southeast so admit my accent is rp but toned down. Philips is now off the scale pretentious. It's vile omg it's pathetic and revolting. He's a desperate wannabe. Imagine having Steph's freedoms and money and ending up with that. He must feel so inadequate when near Dan, or indeed any capable man or woman. He doesn't even possess humour which could deflect.
*caricature ffs 😱😂
 
You could easily smuggle an Ardmore vase out in those trouser legs .
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Even Jason Dubey said...

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I think Dan is ruthless and doesn't let anybody or anything get in the way of what he wants. I think he will ditch Jarvis the minute she stops being worth something to him. As he did Annelise.
Jarvis' incredibly seductive and entirely inappropriate outfit for a lunch date and construction tour reminds me of those vids where she's driving the bulldozer and crotch flashing Dan simultaneously. How gross, and probably at the top of her list of exploiting and sexually harassing employees. Janssen is completely aware of whatever the dynamic is and is keeping well out.
Now Dan has twice the audience and some of the money, the question is, why does he put up with her? He wants to be invited to Venice?

I think you’re right about Dan @billybud, except Venice. I can’t imagine Dan & Kat going there a 2nd time with the Shitoo Crew now they’re in a ‘relationship’. I think he went last time as they were just starting it and or he was flirting around Land Girl too.

As for Fanny flashing her Fanny, it’s a given isn’t it. She cannot help herself. Is there a medical term for females flashing their genitalia? ’ 🤔🤔
 
It's becoming like a stuck record there, the same old trite over and over. Really stuffed for content, why?

Brrrrrrrrocont 🤦‍♀️

What idiot walks around a brocante shop in a wide brimmed hat.? Who ownes what looks to be an Ardmore type bag him or her as they both kept wearing it of are they matchy matchy and have one each.

Stupid comment of the vlog from Fanny 'I don't want to clutter up the place, when I'm trying to clear stuff' as she buys more.

Poor Sebastien and Manu, or maybe silly Sebastien and Manu telling Fanny where they're working. She can stalk them there now.

Bibble, bibble, bibble, squint, squint, twitch, twitch, whatever Hanni the principle boy was trying to say.

As usual late picking people up, dropping people off.

So what is really going on there.........with the gathering of the clan. Tat n Ton must be getting there soon.

Baghead part owner, doesn't take care of his sheep, does duck all about the place and just rakes in the dosh......another tosser.

Are we expecting the South African Gurner to turn up next for his freeload, he could have a competition with Hanni.

Is that a brand new Thermomix in the kitchen, has she replaced the previous? Having only just been on a presentation for one it looks like it. 1500.00 euros +

More napkins ZZZZZ tray liners ZZZZZ.........pompous arse

Marie........just serve the overpriced dinner and shut up.
Brrrrrrrrcunt.

There, fixed it for you. 😇
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As this thread comes to a close, I realise I never replied to you @Iolair about a facial toner.

I'm no expert, and it has taken me over 40 years to find skin care that suits me and is safe and saine. As a foolish youngster, I fell into the advertising hype of all the big cosmetic companies. Of those, the best I found for me in my mid 30's was Elizabeth Arden. The worst for me was Cliniques 3 step facial skincare, which took many years to recover from. From adolescence, I suffered with oily, spot prone skin. I was using scrubs with apricot husk in it, toners that could have been acid they stung so bad.

Whenever I visited France I would peruse the pharmacy skincare shelves and take home a selection of thermal water lotions and potions. They were soothing and comfortable. Back then none of these products were available in the UK so between visits to France I would get products from the cosmetic ranges in the large stores that were simply unsuitable for me.

Moving to France was a godsend for my skin. Of the thermal skincare ranges my favourites are Avene, Vichy and La Roche Posay. There are definitely soothing and healing powers in those thermal waters. It's like witchcraft. I like, and so does my skin, the physical act of washing my face with a "soap". I, personally, do not use a toner. Never found one to suit. I use a spritz of thermal water from a spray can. Avene is my favourite but if I can't get that Evian spray is equally as good.

So my dear @Iolair I wouldn't be so bold as to recommend something to another. What works for me doesn't always work for someone else. But a spritz of thermal water is cooling, gentle and closes those pores. My grandmother used to make a toner from witch hazel and rose water, and she had beautiful skin. Recipes all over the internet.

Grief, but Despicable fanny and her sidekick Thrush are boring.

@ComtesseRose I love your cloud walls. Go for it. I'm all for calm in my life now. Imagine how serene it would be to wake up to those clouds... adorable.
@C'est moi, you my sweet girl, are an absolute darling! Thank you so much! 💓 I'll give all of them a try and see how they work for me.
 
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I think you’re right about Dan @billybud, except Venice. I can’t imagine Dan & Kat going there a 2nd time with the Shitoo Crew now they’re in a ‘relationship’. I think he went last time as they were just starting it and or he was flirting around Land Girl too.

As for Fanny flashing her Fanny, it’s a given isn’t it. She cannot help herself. Is there a medical term for females flashing their genitalia? ’ 🤔🤔
Yes. It's SLUT.
 
Oh my goodness, I had forgotten Mateus Rose. Mr GM's aunt was a very strict Methodist who didn't drink. Whenever we went to their place for dinner she served Mateus Rose. It was the only alcohol she found 'acceptable'. :rolleyes:
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I remember them being used as candle holders with lots and lots of old wax dripped down the sides. Awful.
Oh yes, dripping candle wax and everyone fiddled with it!
 
What about Blue Nun? (shudders at the thought), my Dad would only drink that or at a push Black Tower. Mateus too dry for him.
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Ah what a face, a face you'd like to punch...........anyhoo I digress but a girl can dream

I wonder who got him a hair stencil, what fun he can have with 'the system' now.

I will keep him busy for hours, he does sod al

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Yes, I remember all those wines and we thought we were sophisticated!
 
Grilled grapefruit with brown sugar and sherry was very popular as a starter in the 70s, along with Boeuf Bourguignon, Coq au Vin, Black Forest Gateau, Fondue, Vol-au-vents, Rum Babas, Crepe Suzette, Prawn Cocktails helped down with Liebfraumilch (Blue Nun or Black Tower) or Mateus Rose! Nostalgic memories as very young newly wed! All served on my wedding present Denby Arabesque china! 🙄 (Not my choice, unknown to us my MiL told her friends and family that was what we should have!) I was always terrified using the coffee pot as I was sure I would knock it over.

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That is actually kind of a retro-cool set! I can see why your daughter likes it! ❤
 
As this thread comes to a close, I realise I never replied to you @Iolair about a facial toner.

I'm no expert, and it has taken me over 40 years to find skin care that suits me and is safe and saine. As a foolish youngster, I fell into the advertising hype of all the big cosmetic companies. Of those, the best I found for me in my mid 30's was Elizabeth Arden. The worst for me was Cliniques 3 step facial skincare, which took many years to recover from. From adolescence, I suffered with oily, spot prone skin. I was using scrubs with apricot husk in it, toners that could have been acid they stung so bad.

Whenever I visited France I would peruse the pharmacy skincare shelves and take home a selection of thermal water lotions and potions. They were soothing and comfortable. Back then none of these products were available in the UK so between visits to France I would get products from the cosmetic ranges in the large stores that were simply unsuitable for me.

Moving to France was a godsend for my skin. Of the thermal skincare ranges my favourites are Avene, Vichy and La Roche Posay. There are definitely soothing and healing powers in those thermal waters. It's like witchcraft. I like, and so does my skin, the physical act of washing my face with a "soap". I, personally, do not use a toner. Never found one to suit. I use a spritz of thermal water from a spray can. Avene is my favourite but if I can't get that Evian spray is equally as good.

So my dear @Iolair I wouldn't be so bold as to recommend something to another. What works for me doesn't always work for someone else. But a spritz of thermal water is cooling, gentle and closes those pores. My grandmother used to make a toner from witch hazel and rose water, and she had beautiful skin. Recipes all over the internet.

Grief, but Despicable fanny and her sidekick Thrush are boring.

@ComtesseRose I love your cloud walls. Go for it. I'm all for calm in my life now. Imagine how serene it would be to wake up to those clouds... adorable.
I agree Clinique is very harsh; Clarins is gentler. Thanks to you, I have ordered a fragrance from Caudalie!
 
Gertie, I prefer the enhanced face!

Unenhanced face (from Patreon Days 2024, courtesy of Potty):

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Both maman 🦇 and sis twotonne look like they are developing the drinkers gout conk. Why doesn't maman 🦇 get her teeth whitened. They are all different shades of... yellow, cream, white. She gets enough dosh. Not available on the NHS though.
 
😂 Fab post Heathcliffe. Is Snorts becoming a characterture? ... The embroidered trayliner in mustard 🤢 Oh please duck up Philip enough already.... The accent, the accent ffs!! I come from the Southeast so admit my accent is rp but toned down. Philips is now off the scale pretentious. It's vile omg it's pathetic and revolting. He's a desperate wannabe. Imagine having Steph's freedoms and money and ending up with that. He must feel so inadequate when near Dan, or indeed any capable man or woman. He doesn't even possess humour which could deflect.
I have never heard of a trayliner; surely they were called traycloths? Doubt if anyone much uses them these days, apart from Snorts. He was just like an annoying schoolboy when he was talking about them. His peers must think he's very odd!
 
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