The Chateau Diaries #321 Philip is annoying & temperamental and it's time to discard him too!

[MsMuir]

PLEASE stay IN the pool.

Now if I could just find that extra pair of concrete shoes....

 

[FecilitéJ]

I can't tell. I looked at the image and didn't recognise her. Looking again, I don't think it's Kirsty.




Ah! The woman who made soaps. Thank you KiKiGee .
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Why is that wallpaper familiar? Is it a really common William Morris design?

The buxom guilder had it or a very similar Morris design in their dining room. Didn't suit their room either.

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Awwww! PhiPhi’s latest purchase…a set of silver spoons….or gynecological tools? Either way, he’ll use them…on himself


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The rather bizarre Jeremy Irons film in which he plays twin brothers who are gynaecologists springs to mind.
One of the brothers makes grotesque gynaecological tools to 'examine' his patients.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

I'd just like to say I have a new mattress coming on Thursday. So prepare yourself for me telling you all about my sleep AKA Fanny!

 

[FecilitéJ]

La Ferte's dining room.
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That's the one. Wonder if the new owner will scrape that tit off?

 

[daisymaeteddy56]

When gay blade hugged the gardening expert he gave him a gay hug. Also the nails and the rings are definitely gay hands. Come on Stephanie do better. Even the pant look like the ones I see doing my rounds in the Nursing Home. My god he nauseates me. It’s not the fact that he is gay but the charade he pulls off.

 

[Iolair]

I love it!
Extra points if you could get it on your ceiling!

According to practically every home decor and design magazine, blog and vlog I've seen recently, trompe l'oeil is making a comeback. Please please please let the trend pass by Fanny. You just know she'd make a HUGE hash of it.

 

[KyBourbon]

Why not allow ME to do a brief summary of this night's CD's. Well, Phillip came all over a tray liner, hence it was put in the wash. The princess wore a ridiculous hat looking at trash, and the evil old bat hit her husband for trying to kiss her. Hani is now batting for the other team, Miss Flower Road Kill is now taking her messy approach to the table (her plates look like someone has thrown a lot of stuff onto it and stirred frantically) and they are stalking the Chapel Restorers for "content". Nick the headless dick is back, or so it is said, and Phillip LOVES anything embroidered. The peacocks are shitting on the car. Did I forget anything? Why are we watching my dear hags & bandits ? I don't as a rule, but tonight I went batty. Here to regain myself.

 

[Pno]

That 'nursery' gave off '80s vibes. I didn't like it.

But they seem very happy and love seeing different parts of France

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

The rather bizarre Jeremy Irons film in which he plays twin brothers who are gynaecologists springs to mind.
One of the brothers makes grotesque gynaecological tools to 'examine' his patients.

Dead Ringers…creepy af!

 

[FecilitéJ]

Speaking of the Fertés I noticed they haven't dropped the name from their channel yet and appear to be trying to keep it going. Last couple of vlogs looked like they were travel style (I have no interest in them as travel guides) but I did catch them say they have bought a property they will be restoring and of course sharing. Undecided as to whether I think I'll follow along.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Gosh, the Olympics Shooting events are just 40 minutes north of the shitoo at the Chateauroux Shooting Centre.
Do you think the Turkish hitman would be interested in some Snorty squirrel target practice?

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[KyBourbon]

I'm ready for all you interior decorators to roast me...
I'm considering this for my future bedroom...


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I'm sort of in love with the idea of waking up / going to sleep among the clouds.

Love it! But instead of painting them, it would be a lot easier to order cloud wallpaper. This site offers a photo mural of different clouds…many to choose from ❤

 

[Tartuffe]

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[Mr Magoo]

Not for nothing... I'd be more concerned with those fractures before "(re)moving the terrace". seriously

 

[T Rex]

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Nah, Fanny aint got time for that- just slap some wallpaper on it, and it will be fine!

 

[Mr Magoo]

My husband's family had border collies and kelpies on their farms . . . they are intelligent, loving, active and loyal working dogs. They are unsuited to urban, domestic environments unless their owner is committed, otherwise their behaviour can become problematic.

Neither Philip nor Stephanie would be prepared to put the effort into responsible border collie ownership.

So true. I fostered an Australian Shepard when her owner passed away. She was smart as a whip. I would take her to the park and she would go up ladders and down the slide. I couldn't wait to re-home her since she kept herding me in the house . A daily jogger adopted her.

 

[Jeeves]

Why not allow ME to do a brief summary of this night's CD's. Well, Phillip came all over a tray liner, hence it was put in the wash. The princess wore a ridiculous hat looking at trash, and the evil old bat hit her husband for trying to kiss her. Hani is now batting for the other team, Miss Flower Road Kill is now taking her messy approach to the table (her plates look like someone has thrown a lot of stuff onto it and stirred frantically) and they are stalking the Chapel Restorers for "content". Nick the headless dick is back, or so it is said, and Phillip LOVES anything embroidered. The peacocks are shitting on the car. Did I forget anything? Why are we watching my dear hags & bandits ? I don't as a rule, but tonight I went batty. Here to regain myself.

So introducing Nic, the headless dick and Lard Arse, the dickless head!
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Awwww! PhiPhi’s latest purchase…a set of silver spoons….or gynecological tools? Either way, he’ll use them…on himself


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Why is Lard Arse buying grapefruit spoons? Has he forgotten he is meant to be allergic to citrus?
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Fir reference, Lard Arse. Tray liner as opposed to tray cloth. Dear oh dear oh dear.