The Chateau Diaries #321 Philip is annoying & temperamental and it's time to discard him too!

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billybudd said:
God that's a hideous plate. Again, her magpie thing of throw everything at a plate, it conveys -- I am usually pretty good at figuring out what the criminal mind is trying to articulate. But this is, Lochy, you have called it what its essence is, cat regurj. Just thinking about Marie's various health food fad eating diets and phases, and whether or not she had absorbed the 70s crazed hippie macrobiotic aesthetic, which is, if it's ugly, it's good for you? I have truly never seen a whole cooked carrot plopped on a plate like that. It's rude. Get that thing away from me. Put some chervil on it. And some nice pot au feu broth and a big ole slice of good boiled beef.
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I noticed that when Marie was showing Isabelle the granola, the latter went to pick some out of the plastic container. Ugh. Picking out granola made for others with unwashed hands. Marie quickly scooped some into Isabelle's claw. Marie was aware of the optics.
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Fromthenorth said:
I do not like when people do not do their research in what kind of breed are suitable for them and their environment. It is such a disservice for both the family and the dog.
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I couldn't agree more!
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Pyke said:
More junk being purchased no doubt (at midnight). JUST STOP
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Isabelle's face. It's so enhanced it doesn't look like Isabelle.
 
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Iolair said:
Why is that wallpaper familiar? Is it a really common William Morris design?
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I love a lot of William Morris designs. This isn't one I particularly like.
I think it's a fairly common/popular pattern - at least, I know it by name - it's called Pimpernel.
I like the airier patterns, like Fruit or Honeysuckle. I used to have Willow Boughs in my spare bedroom, but grew tired of it after about 12 years and took it all down.

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LadyRed said:
Burrata is a legit Italian cheese and I love it on bruschetta.
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One word: damp.
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You know what, I think Dan's a fool most of the times, but good for him. Not only does he look better post turkey teef and weight gain + beard, but I am sure his quality of life has drastically improved as well assuming that he has had good work done. Missing, chipped or misaligned teeth can cause serious health problems, it's not just a cosmetic fad.
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Dan is actually very attractive, even pre- teeth. Poor Steph, her man is soooo gross. Oh well…
 
YoungAtHeart said:
I’m just enjoying Snorts not snorting and being behind the camera giving us all jump scares with the interjections and the random snorting.
Having said that, I am hating the “we” appropriation 🤮 Who does he think he is? It’s insane. Baghead and Potts must be plotting to oust him.
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Fanny has gone back to filming herself, he rarely gets to do it any more. One less job in his jobless life.
 
CountessPompidoo said:
So I watched the latest vlog @Pekey. What a load of crap. I didn’t get the same vibes as you, just that Dan seemed a tadge bored and Snorts was being ignored a lot. There was definitely something amiss there. He was unusually quiet.

When Fanny got back from the Crispy Chateau to yet again sort crap out in the attic, she had a real treat in store for us. It was truly painful. Listening to her read her aged 8 essay out aloud 🙄🙄🙄
What a precocious child she must have been. Her poor classmates and Teacher. She must have been a bloody nightmare wanting all their attention all the time !
Then down she goes to the kitchen to shriek ‘sausages’, ‘chips’ !!!!!

Boy does she love the sound of her own voice.

Fanny, shut the f**k up
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My god CountessP ....... you did not forward all her sappy essay ... hell I did!
Oh she sure loves the sound of her voice and you know what?
I think Fanny is missing the Gift Grab - not only getting freebies but ALL those LETTERS she read out ALL about herself !!!
It was 💋💋💋💋 Me, Me, Me !!!!
Bat tit Boring CountessP !!!
 
Arfarf said:
Look
looked crumbly then...much worse now. "Elton" only looks better now due to the magic of surgeries and photo shopping.

Question #7689 How can Fanny see that terrace and rotting windows and shutters when editing ( we know she doesn't see that in person as she has NO idea what is going on at the home she is never at) and not be mortified by how utterly ruined she has allowed her "chateau" to become?

Fanny has always surrounded herself with much younger weirdos who all love living the party, frat house days- trying to have friends and fun she never had as a child or young adult. She is stuck in time...and now stuck with Snorts.
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Steph is so focused on love life and laughter that she can’t see how lame she looks to the world
 
Pekey said:
My god CountessP ....... you did not forward all her sappy essay ... hell I did!
Oh she sure loves the sound of her voice and you know what?
I think Fanny is missing the Gift Grab - not only getting freebies but ALL those LETTERS she read out ALL about herself !!!
It was 💋💋💋💋 Me, Me, Me !!!!
Bat tit Boring CountessP !!!
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i bet the gift grap is not over, just not on video...
 
CountessPompidoo said:
So I watched the latest vlog @Pekey. What a load of crap. I didn’t get the same vibes as you, just that Dan seemed a tadge bored and Snorts was being ignored a lot. There was definitely something amiss there. He was unusually quiet.

When Fanny got back from the Crispy Chateau to yet again sort crap out in the attic, she had a real treat in store for us. It was truly painful. Listening to her read her aged 8 essay out aloud 🙄🙄🙄
What a precocious child she must have been. Her poor classmates and Teacher. She must have been a bloody nightmare wanting all their attention all the time !
Then down she goes to the kitchen to shriek ‘sausages’, ‘chips’ !!!!!

Boy does she love the sound of her own voice.

Fanny, shut the f**k up
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Snorts knows Dan hates him. Snorts knows he has nothing to offer Steph except for shopping support. Dan and Steph would f*ck real good together.
 
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