Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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ahkrin said:
CPR training in my experience already covers that it's not the time to be embarrassed (without focusing on breasts in an unhealthy manner). Maybe St. John training is different ro Red Cross training but I'll stick with the one that doesn't have any association with this manchild.
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It's a bit of an odd one isn't it? CPR involves breathing directly into someone's mouth*, so I think tits are the least of anyone's worries.

*I know they stopped recommending rescue breaths during covid but personally I'd want to give someone the best chance of survival and still do them.
 
nothanksbabes said:
It's a bit of an odd one isn't it? CPR involves breathing directly into someone's mouth*, so I think tits are the least of anyone's worries.

*I know they stopped recommending rescue breaths during covid but personally I'd want to give someone the best chance of survival and still do them.
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Yeah after my first aid training I was more concerned I’d have bad breath so I put some tic tacs in my drawer 😂
 
DID YOU KNOW that on most mobile phones, there’s a tiny little speaker (A) that is just loud enough so you can hear what is being said to you by the caller at the other end when you place it just in front of your ear?
This is a major step forward in mobile phone technology, as it will now allow you to hold a conversation without holding your mobile with the bottom (B) at a right angle to your mouth. The rest of the train carriage no longer needs to hear about who your mate was hanging out the back of last night, how easy it was for them to score 3 for 100 during the break in Hollyoaks, or who they’re going to meet up with later for a quick nosh in the back of a Fiat 500 outside the big Home Bargains by the airport, you utter bellend.
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Says a man who I don't doubt for a second will let his brats scream, shout and have their tablets on full blast on a train and if Keith and Barry don't like it then TOUGH!
 
Simon in London - with Kirsty. To meet Prince Charles. And for the "bitty"
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