Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

[HotesTilaire]

This is the sort of tit I pulled him on when he first started. This isn't satire .

It’s just bollocks. He hates everyone but really he should hate himself.

 

[Pkershaw]

He thinks this is edgy observational comedy.

“A chav on a twain dwinking an obscure lager with his feet on the seats… I know, Skol! And he’s talking loudly on the phone and being cwude! This is comedy gold. Jewemy is bound to invite me back on when he weads this.”

He is such a twit.

 

[anniemouse]

He really is the scum of the earth. The chav on the train isn’t taking hundreds of thousands from the council pretending to be a social media expert or raising money for foodbanks whilst having questionable record keeping.
So it’s fine to widicule people you deem as lower class than you as long as you’re pretending to care by giving to foodbanks is it Si?

 

[ochebalboa]

He thinks this is edgy observational comedy.

“A chav on a twain dwinking an obscure lager with his feet on the seats… I know, Skol! And he’s talking loudly on the phone and being cwude! This is comedy gold. Jewemy is bound to invite me back on when he weads this.”

He is such a twit.

He still does this shite. Fat bellend

 

[Traazers]

I don't get how he thinks any of this is funny? He IS Baz
"Hanging out the back of" urgh

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Vaping isn't permitted on trains, feet aren't permitted on seats and dogs aren't permitted on seats. Problem solved.

 

[lilykestrel]

Has anybody (apart from the people in Simon's fecund imagination) said 'hanging out of the back of' since circa 2008?

 

[Sakkiedekock]

There's £528.01 currently unaccounted for.

 

[lilykestrel]

what's that? we're getting the Original Source shower gel and genitals dead horse out for another flogging? have we flown back to 2010? YES

 

[Jelly Bean]

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He really is missing the glory days, isn’t he

I'd rather sit next to Baz than that terminally unfunny fat bleep Simon leering and dwibbling at my shirt potatoes.

 

[Fred Santos]

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Reach PLC didn't call then
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oh my god

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£566K of funding from Essex County Council and Mid and South Essex ICB, a whack of the £130K "social kind" recieved from Suffolk and an ill gotten "bounce back" loan - he'd be well advised to leave the word "bounty" alone...

 

[ahkrin]

Noo noo. bleeping hell he's a bellend.

 

[nothanksbabes]

what's that? we're getting the Original Source shower gel and genitals dead horse out for another flogging? have we flown back to 2010? YES

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Has this bleep ever had an original thought?

 

[Seaford Haggington]

Can't help but laugh that the hellsite is now literally paying idiots to shitpost and he nuked his account.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Prepare to clutch your sides with mirth at this. Si lampooning all the gammon Barrys out there.

 

[mchops]

So it sounds Arabic to you si ? You are just pointing out you are a racist again .

 

[Mr Krabs]

Can't help but laugh that the hellsite is now literally paying idiots to shitpost and he nuked his account.

Of course he wouldn’t want to profit from X because Elon is a wacist and facist, right? I’ve noticed a few other accounts who quit on principal have suddenly started posting again…

He could always go back to teaching. The kids would have a field day if they googled him.

 

[Dobbythehouseelf]

TOtally beyond his comprehension that 1. his comments are racist 2. lots of people of different faiths celebrate Christmas as they see it as a cultural thing not a religious celebration per se.

 

[mchops]

He's never understood that satire is knocking down the power a bit. If you are knocking those you deam beneath you that is bullying .
Si you took half a million pounds from a conservative council you fat oaf . The lampon is you .

 

[ochebalboa]

He's just a horrible bloke