Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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The 'do an autism' tweet does my head in. It's not something specific to Simon, but I feel for all the kids whose parents have made autism content out of them and put the kids' names and faces to it. The kids have had their own agency to disclose their disability compromised as they grow up if anybody susses that they're the child of X. And this isn't to say that autism should be something you should keep to yourself, but you know, as an autistic woman, I mind who I disclose it to in my day to day (especially professional) life not because I'm ashamed but because I am a private person, it's something personal to me and also often not anybody's business and they can take me as I am without knowing whatever diagnoses I happened to pick up along the way.
 
oh god, please, the women who lift community don't need your help either, Simon

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lilykestrel said:
The 'do an autism' tweet does my head in. It's not something specific to Simon, but I feel for all the kids whose parents have made autism content out of them and put the kids' names and faces to it. The kids have had their own agency to disclose their disability compromised as they grow up if anybody susses that they're the child of X. And this isn't to say that autism should be something you should keep to yourself, but you know, as an autistic woman, I mind who I disclose it to in my day to day (especially professional) life not because I'm ashamed but because I am a private person, it's something personal to me and also often not anybody's business and they can take me as I am without knowing whatever diagnoses I happened to pick up along the way.
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I know we’ve covered this a couple of times here but it’s important to keep pointing out how disgusting his use of his children is. They are mere props in his mission to be famous and aren’t old enough to give consent or understand the ramifications of their details and photos being splashed all over the internet. Especially by a man who sets out to make enemies of certain demographics. “Bollocks to your pwivacy kids. Daddy needs to get back on Jewemy Vines wadio show.”

I particularly fear for his daughter. This is a man with a very clear fetish for things like breasts and periods and holds no scruples when it comes to generating clicks on Facebook. If his “career” is still going by the time she reaches puberty, God help her.
 
Oh out of all the irritating tit he does, the whole “I’m one of the girwls” fauxminist ally schtick is just the worst of the worst.

I’ll never forget when he did that god-awful post about, “bweastfeeding is so empowerwing let’s celebwate it by evewywone uploading their bweastfeeding pictures in the comments. It’s ok because I wanted a woman to be England mens football manager so you can totally twust me!”

What’s even worse is that loads of the morons actually did it! You can bet your bottom dollar that Simon hasn’t forgotten that either. Rest assured those pictures are saved somewhere.
 
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So .... the fundraiser, Simon? What happened to the rest of that money?
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GoFundMe update time! Currently £3966 raised of the £4000 target. We're nearly there!

There have been 213 donations, so the overall raised is £3544.66, as GoFundMe will take £115.01 as their 2.9% cut, and £53.25 for their transaction charge (at £0.25 per donation). Total of £168.26.

So there have been two donations since the one on 30 September, one on 7 October to a "community pop up food store" in Chelmsford, and another charity in Southend that does food packages.

Total distributed is £3544.66 (*). That leaves £253.08 in the kitty undistributed.

Donations are slowing down, there hasn't been one for 5 days. How we will make the next £500 wodge of cash given that there's only £33 left to go to the target. Where will the remaining quarter of a ton go? We can only wait and see.

(*) per Simon's receipts.
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I've just checked Simon's receipts as I was relying on his account of how much he's distributed. That's incorrect. But it's not what you think! He's actually distributed MORE than he says he has. Come on man.

Total distributed is £3554.36, meaning there's £239.38 undistributed in the kitty.

Interestingly, it's not technically £500 wodges. here's the tally for what each charity has 'received' (in total amount spent on food from Morrisons. Why it's all from Morrisons, I don't know)

Friends of Isaac's £509.07 (Simon reports £500)
Southend Storehouse £503.75
Hopeworx £508.07
Life Community Church £513.15
Happy Hub £507.34
St Francis Community Pop Up Food Store £509.14
Get the Kids Out £503.21
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lilykestrel said:
GoFundMe update time! Currently £3966 raised of the £4000 target. We're nearly there!

There have been 213 donations, so the overall raised is £3797.74, as GoFundMe will take £115.01 as their 2.9% cut, and £53.25 for their transaction charge (at £0.25 per donation). Total of £168.26.

So there have been two donations since the one on 30 September, one on 7 October to a "community pop up food store" in Chelmsford, and another charity in Southend that does food packages.

Total distributed is £3544.66 (*). That leaves £253.08 in the kitty undistributed.

Donations are slowing down, there hasn't been one for 5 days. How we will make the next £500 wodge of cash given that there's only £33 left to go to the target. Where will the remaining quarter of a ton go? We can only wait and see.

(*) per Simon's receipts.
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I've just checked Simon's receipts as I was relying on his account of how much he's distributed. That's incorrect. But it's not what you think! He's actually distributed MORE than he says he has. Come on man.

Total distributed is £3554.36, meaning there's £239.38 undistributed in the kitty.

Interestingly, it's not technically £500 wodges. here's the tally for what each charity has 'received' (in total amount spent on food from Morrisons. Why it's all from Morrisons, I don't know)

Friends of Isaac's £509.07 (Simon reports £500)
Southend Storehouse £503.75
Hopeworx £508.07
Life Community Church £513.15
Happy Hub £507.34
St Francis Community Pop Up Food Store £509.14
Get the Kids Out £503.21
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Bit in bold above where I'd messed up typing up my figures. Overall raised is £3797.74.
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There's £243.38 left in the kitty.
 
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If you can't pimp your kids out for Facebook likes what is the point of having them?

There is no point to getting an autism diagnosis for your kid unless you are going use it to make out you are an awesome parent because, I can't think how a kids diagnosis makes you better but he seems to think it is.

This is it for him, struggling to get Facebook likes and having no income. I can't see him ever getting paid for anything he does again.
 
Pkershaw said:
I particularly fear for his daughter. This is a man with a very clear fetish for things like breasts and periods and holds no scruples when it comes to generating clicks on Facebook. If his “career” is still going by the time she reaches puberty, God help her.
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He'll probably find some way to monetise her first period. Maybe a gofundme for "pewiod poverty" where he buys tampons in £500 batches and hands them out in the streets.
 
You grim pervert. Why post that you disgusting slob?
The satire fat bleep could never, and he hates it pointed out

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News of the appointment of a Covid fraud commissioner

As Simon reads this just a little reminder. They will go after the low hanging fruit first; the ones who haven't got the resources to defend themselves with the sophisitication and guile you might expect from a legal team instructed by the Michelle Mones of this world. The ones who didn't cover their tracks and have incrimminated themselves already. The ones who, when the day in court comes, the press will be all over.
 
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