Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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Fred Santos said:
GOOD NEWS FROM THE BUDGET!!!

I am kidding of course, except, except, except....

News of the appointment of a Covid fraud commissioner

As Simon reads this just a little reminder. They will go after the low hanging fruit first; the ones who haven't got the resources to defend themselves with the sophisitication and guile you might expect from a legal team instructed by the Michelle Mones of this world. The ones who didn't cover their tracks and have incrimminated themselves already. The ones who, when the day in court comes, the press will be all over.
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🙏 🙏 🙏

The festive season is upon us and I would quite happily forego Christmas presents for the rest of my life in exchange for seeing Fat Boy Harris sentenced in the dock.

(I will qualify this statement by saying that my family are particularly bad gift buyers. My brother once bought me a set of jump leads as a Christmas present. I’m still not sure why.)
 
Pkershaw said:
🙏 🙏 🙏

The festive season is upon us and I would quite happily forego Christmas presents for the rest of my life in exchange for seeing Fat Boy Harris sentenced in the dock.

(I will qualify this statement by saying that my family are particularly bad gift buyers. My brother once bought me a set of jump leads as a Christmas present. I’m still not sure why.)
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Sounds like an emergency petrol station shopping trip
 
MickeyMouseClubhouse said:
Our Lad Si has been scouring the local FB groups for 'Content' today. Be prepared for a post about or related to, kids who got given a 'Lindor' chocolate on Halloween just find out it was a pickled onion inside. He's even asked for permission to use the photo of a gift bag that said 'chocolate' was given in.
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Thanks for the warning. I've prepared my sides for the aching they will no doubt receive when Fatty unleashes his latest zinger.
 
funny how the other day he was slagging Live/Reach PLC churnalism but has exactly copied their model here

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He’s back on the passive aggressive Octopus affiliate grift. Another classic, witty barb that hilariously skewers the evil wage wanking daily mail weaders who object to content cweators earning money.

A quick scroll down his page reveals that out of his last 10 posts, the only original content he’s actually cweated amounts to photos of stuff he’s seen on the shelves in Tesco. Thanks, Si. Pop your invoice over to us 👍

When you’re resorting to posting a tit pun that hundreds of people have been writing on Twitter for over 13 years, maybe the wage wankers have a point, Simon.

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BeautifulTrauma said:
Is he actually boasting about buying a Poppy badge? Like tens of thousands of people do every year without any sort of issue? What a pathetic excuse of a man.
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Everybody else seems to manage to buy a poppy without using it as an opportunity for a pathetic, childish, sanctimonious, angry tantrum about those nasty people who dare to hold different political opinions to Simon and are therefore thick.

It’s really bleeping distasteful to use the poppy for self-righteous, political posturing like this. It’s meant to be a symbol of remembrance to honour those who fought to defend democracy and our right to live in a society where we’re all free to hold and express differing beliefs. Given half a chance, Simon would happily shut down the likes of GBNews and TalkTV and censor and penalise anybody who aligns with their principles.

You, Simon, are the antithesis of what the poppy represents, you fat, Kit-Kat Chunky gobbling, intolerant, narcissistic prick.
 
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