Simon Harris #6 Even the Duke of Marlborough only charges £4.99 for a tea towel

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meredgrave said:
Article here: https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/essex-comedian-received-30k-nhs-9562109
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may be a 'comedian' in the headline, but still a 'prankster' in the caption



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jf99 said:
So £8k for someone to manage a Facebook group whilst paying himself £22k for doing what sounds like basically the same job, along with sending emails to the NHS telling them what a good job he was doing.

Grifting c**t
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Conflict of interest???did he decware it?
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lilykestrel said:
may be a 'comedian' in the headline, but still a 'prankster' in the caption



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And a “joke” in real life
 
He is giving it the big one about the Aldi/Tesco price match stuff now, even turning up in Aldi's social media comments sections as himself! Going on about how shady it is, hopefully someone picks him up on his own shady behaviour out where he can't delete the nasty twoll comments.

Also quite amusing that he went viral with a post about VAR but half the comments rightly point out he has failed to understand how VAR is implemented in his argument. He may have done this for engagement but nice to see one of his posts where everyone isn't kissing his arse.
 
Yer_wha?! said:
Just seen an advert on telly for the Lionesses amputee football team- with a Go Fund Me link on the screen. How long before Simple Simon grabs hold of this as something to fundwaise for himself? 🤔
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“No Clive and Barry, women’s football is about more than ladies with their giant bouncing boobies breasting all over the place. I definitely don’t even think about their tits straining against their uniforms when I’m watching the football. Support our Lionesses by donating via my link and I’ll go to Sports Direct and buy them some football boots or something.”
 
Mr Krabs said:
“No Clive and Barry, women’s football is about more than ladies with their giant bouncing boobies breasting all over the place. I definitely don’t even think about their tits straining against their uniforms when I’m watching the football. Support our Lionesses by donating via my link and I’ll go to Sports Direct and buy them some football boots or something.”
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And pick up a cwacking big mug too cos I knocked mine over yesterday and fwooded Hockwey.
 
“D’oh!!! Silly old me! What a goofball! I accidentally left my ikea bags at home and now I have pile my herewoic shopping haul loosely in the back of the cawr again for my photos! Damn!

And no, Bawwy. I couldn’t have spent a few quid on some cawwier bags at Mowwisons. I’m not made of money, and I’m putting the weceipts on an excel spweadsheet this time!”

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Does anybody else get the impression that Mr. Motivator, I do eleventy million billion steps a day, Harris has fallen off the wagon somewhat?

Will you be getting in touch with any media outlets to tell them your secret technique for piling 3 stone back on, Simon? It would make a hilarious sequel to your enthralling “I stopped eating mountains of tit, exercised and magically lost weight” articles from earlier in the year.

(P.s. I’ll respect your kids privacy and dignity by blurring their faces out, Simon. Unlike their dad who thinks it’s fair to share pictures of them literally mid-chew with hundreds of thousands of Facebook weirdos. twit)

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