Simon Harris #4 He lost 5 stone, and gained 457 thousand pounds

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The bin collection one isn’t just rolled out at Xmas. It works for any bank holiday.

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And here it was in 2022, when it was still crap.

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Hold my beans said:
His Nan I'm guessing. Obviously suffered from memory loss and couldn't remember the previous Christmas when he'd told the Lynx joke. Or would it be Brut back in the day? 🤔
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Said this before and I’ll say it again. He’s like a 7-year-old who told a funny joke, then ruins it by telling it over and over again. We’ve all had that conversation with a child where you go, “OK, it was funny once, but if you keep saying then it just becomes annoying.”

The person to blame is the one who kept humouring this fat bleep when he was on rendition 8 of “what’s brown and sticky?”
 
Pkershaw said:
Said this before and I’ll say it again. He’s like a 7-year-old who told a funny joke, then ruins it by telling it over and over again. We’ve all had that conversation with a child where you go, “OK, it was funny once, but if you keep saying then it just becomes annoying.”

The person to blame is the one who kept humouring this fat bleep when he was on rendition 8 of “what’s brown and sticky?”
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This analysis is perfect aside from the small fact that nothing this vomit inducing cretin says is even funny the first time.
 
SleevelessSlopSlinger said:
This analysis is perfect aside from the small fact that nothing this vomit inducing cretin says is even funny the first time.
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Nothing original he ever says is funny. That is very true.

He is partial to a joke steal though. On the odd occasion that I’ve sniggered at one of his posts (guilty, soz), I always run it through a Twitter search and inevitably, somebody else said it first.

Don’t ever steal his jokes though. Or quote him in a newspaper without putting a big flashing neon sign saying, “🚨 SIMON HARRIS WROTE THIS JOKE EVERYONE!!! 🚨”. If you do that he throws a right tantrum.
 
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