Carrie and her estate agent are having dinner and Carrie says, do you want to see something amazing? She pulls out her Paris 'thousand layers' dress without context.
Charlotte talks about nearly getting caught whilst she's about to go down on Harry. The girls are shocked that Charlotte said 'blow' and Miranda didn't screech at Charlotte for referring to Rose/Rock as Rose.
We are introduced to someone in Carrie's building who has murdered Alf, the 1980s puppet and is wearing his legs as a way of displaying her dominance.
Later the young folk are being young downstairs and Carrie The Boomer yells at them to be quiet. One of them calls her Ma'am, which is almost as affronting as calling her a sex writer. Remember, she's old, folks! The young people will be carting you off to be made into Soylent Green if you're not careful.
Trigger warning
it's Che
Miranda catches Brady in the crowd and frets to Che, "I saw my son, he doesn't know about me with you!"
Uhh, Miranda, unless you and Che were humping on stage, being spotted at a LGBT+ rally doesn't mean anything, it just shows your support (at least it did in my day
).
Despite conducting an affair with The Character Formerly Known As Miranda, Che says, "I'm not a homewrecker." Cynthia freaks out, "THAT'S IT?" Che: "Yeah, until you figure out your life!" What a non-binary dick move.
She finally announces she's going to talk to Steve, something that should have happened waaaaay back when Carrie was still rubbing her old lady hip.
RIP Alf