Sali Hughes #66 The Girl with the Pigeon Tattoo

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Oh she totally believes he’s punching. She wrote an article for the Pool when they got engaged because for years she had been insisting she would never remarry. In the article she said something like “we’re each others favourite person, he likes small people and I like big noses”.
Go on, Sal, flatter yourself while negging him! She's all for talking about societal expectations/beauty standards and how she likes to "rebel" against them, but then she does her very utmost bestest to make sure that people understand she means it as in, like, solidarity or principle only or something. Solidarity, all you hulking non-petite uggos with those hulking non-petite noses! Sali rebelled against what was expected of her by marrying one*! 🙄

*jk jk, i don't think he's ugly. Plus he doesn't really have a big nose. He's, y'know, a perfectly normal average looking bloke.

Don't come at me, Sali. You still done a good deed! Your allyship and charity to all those deviating from stereotypical beauty standards will still be noted!
 
Dunno, but once fully qualified (with an additional qualification in rocket science) you will also be permitted by She Here to access Pat McGrath eyeshadows (my apologies) shadow wardrobes.
View attachment 3237347 qFor the rest of us plebs intimidated by eyeshadow (who also seemingly can’t be trusted to apply a red or any other lip without looking like Robert Smith), a £35 sheer nude lip balm.

A true rebel here- zero recognised makeup qualifications and confidently managing to use said PM palette without the need for additional support from the titans of the beauty industry.

SH is so disparaging to her readers, I just don’t get what people like about her. To amuse myself I’ve started reading her written drivel in an Adam Buxton voice, proper comedy gold.
 
Go on, Sal, flatter yourself while negging him! She's all for talking about societal expectations/beauty standards and how she likes to "rebel" against them, but then she does her very utmost bestest to make sure that people understand she means it as in, like, solidarity or principle only or something. Solidarity, all you hulking non-petite uggos with those hulking non-petite noses! Sali rebelled against what was expected of her by marrying one*! 🙄

*jk jk, i don't think he's ugly. Plus he doesn't really have a big nose. He's, y'know, a perfectly normal average looking bloke.

Don't come at me, Sali. You still done a good deed! Your allyship and charity to all those deviating from stereotypical beauty standards will still be noted!
Well he does look like Nooky Bear
 
Go on, Sal, flatter yourself while negging him! She's all for talking about societal expectations/beauty standards and how she likes to "rebel" against them, but then she does her very utmost bestest to make sure that people understand she means it as in, like, solidarity or principle only or something. Solidarity, all you hulking non-petite uggos with those hulking non-petite noses! Sali rebelled against what was expected of her by marrying one*! 🙄

*jk jk, i don't think he's ugly. Plus he doesn't really have a big nose. He's, y'know, a perfectly normal average looking bloke.

Don't come at me, Sali. You still done a good deed! Your allyship and charity to all those deviating from stereotypical beauty standards will still be noted!

I don’t think he’s ugly either. In fact I might even get banned for this but I do think he’s handsome. Either way it’s so offputting for someone to actually go around believing that their partner is punching. I get that some people are objectively better looking but it’s not all about looks
 
I don’t think he’s ugly either. In fact I might even get banned for this but I do think he’s handsome. Either way it’s so offputting for someone to actually go around believing that their partner is punching. I get that some people are objectively better looking but it’s not all about looks
He’s alright looking, so was she. They’re happy so good for them.
 
Oh she totally believes he’s punching. She wrote an article for the Pool when they got engaged because for years she had been insisting she would never remarry. In the article she said something like “we’re each others favourite person, he likes small people and I like big noses”.

And when they got married Dan had posted a picture of them on Twitter. Someone replied “wow mate you’re punching” which was clearly just banter and something people say rather than a serious comment. Sali being Sali replied and launched into a tirade about how Dan made her laugh so much and was a great shag. Instead of just laughing it off
What a bizarre thing to get defensive about. The red lipstick/Holocaust story sounds apocryphal at best. Sali will seek out any justification for her own pitiful shallowness but to reduce the plight of those liberated from concentration camps to "All you need is a touch of lippy, all better now" is simply grotesque. I personally couldn't give a tit about lipstick at any time, so to hear Sali universalise her own obsession just fills me with scorn for her. She's really an awful, materialistic, smug twit, isn't she?
 
This is absolutely bleeping offensive, to repackage a story like this (and I seriously question whether it's true anyway) in the service of personally profiting from consumerism and patriarchal oppression. She's taking a small observation from someone who though well meaning was probably quite sexist wasn't thinking how this detail would give a particular impression to readers.

I had a relative who was part of the first army group into a German concentration camp at the end of the war. He was absolutely traumatised and couldn't have anything about concentration camps in his house for the rest of his life. The only story he told his wife was that there was no grass or trees in the camp or outside the fence for a space as long as an arm, because these poor desperate people had eaten it all to try and stay alive. He also said the worst thing was that they took supplies, but even though the food was there, people couldn't eat it as their digestion was so damaged, and he felt helpless they continued to die even though liberated, and with food available. Now we know it as a refeeding process. All this to say, these women weren't just a bit thin and missing lippy, the situation was far more serious.

By Snippi's logic, parcel drops of red lipstick should be made into Gaza, because in dehumanising conditions, who doesn't need red lipstick? Her statement is so biased, albeist, sexist (why don't men wear lipstick Snippi? Why are its miraculous self care properties not avaliable to them?) and culturally specific, and yet she can't see that at all. She appears to genuinely think this is some sort of transcendent female universal story, which proves some baseline truth about us all.
I'm so sorry for your relative. I've read After Daybreak by Ben Shephard and lipsticks aren't mentioned anywhere. Sali is such a ghoul that she should have Halloween masks made of her many faces 😩
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Pillowtalk? Black Honey? A felt box of Seroxat?
What's that awful (apocryphal?) Liz Taylor quote SH likes? About putting some lipstick on, having a drink and pulling yourself together or similar. Terrible, terrible advice.
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I presume it's that story Sali used to trot out on a regular basis about a concentration camp being liberated. My memory is terrible but this is the gist - one of the first things the women asked for was a red lipstick.
I presume this exchange was someone disagreeing with Sali's simplistic interpretation of it. But then again 'ALL history is subjective'.

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This is the story from an interview she did in 2015. Not what twitter exchange is about but looks like Sali repeated the story for International Women's Day.
SH got the story from Linda Grant who cited it under this column. https://www.12ft.io/https://www.the...hes-matt-lipsticks?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Obvs in @Jelly Bean 's screenshots SH implies she stumbled across it.
A tale to be weirded to shut up detractors (someone rather distasteful about that, I think).
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What's that awful (apocryphal?) Liz Taylor quote SH likes? About putting some lipstick on, having a drink and pulling yourself together or similar. Terrible, terrible advice.
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SH got the story from Linda Grant who cited it under this column. https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12f...hes-matt-lipsticks?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Obvs in @Jelly Bean 's screenshots SH implies she stumbled across it.
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I wish I could express quite why I find that anecdote so distasteful. Actually not the anecdote but the fetishising of it. It's the way the lipstick is so incidental as to what was actually going on - but shallow people like Sali make it the most important thing.

And this is the Liz Taylor quote. Another example of lipstick making everything OK.

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What's that awful (apocryphal?) Liz Taylor quote SH likes? About putting some lipstick on, having a drink and pulling yourself together or similar. Terrible, terrible advice.
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SH got the story from Linda Grant who cited it under this column. https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12f...hes-matt-lipsticks?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Obvs in @Jelly Bean 's screenshots SH implies she stumbled across it.
A tale to be weirded to shut up detractors (someone rather distasteful about that, I think).View attachment 3237880 qView attachment 3237881 q
Meant to say something distasteful. It amounts to bringing out holocaust survivors to shut anyone who disagrees up, like a trump card.
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Having a right old argy with some woman about "a red lip" and it's importance in saving the western world. Like a dig with a bone.View attachment 3236480 q
Classic SH emotional manipulation there - "none of my extended family is offended... no other Jew has expressed offence...". See also "no one else would do that" to the woman whose bag was on train seat.
 
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Slightly different scenario, but when the boats of refugees from Syria were landing on Greek islands, it was reported that the women often asked for eyeliner (and it was true, I saw for myself) it might see ridiculous or silly, whatever, but it’s a small, inexpensive, personal item which can be put in a pocket. You feel you look nice with it on. Like you used to wear.
I think the lipstick is similar, but it’s not about the lipstick (or eyeliner) you could give many little items like a pen or travel toothpaste set, a little key ring, which would give the same joy. People who have nothing and whose near future doesn’t have any guaranteed home, comfort or joy would be thrilled. Especially a “woman’s“ product which nobody is going to steal from you, unlike food or money.
The “ick” factor is Sali using the story to extol the virues of make-up, its “superpower” as a beacon of light in a dire situation. It wasn’t special because it was lipstick, it was getting a little special gift. It could have been a tube of sweets. A tub of Vaseline. A ribbon.
Then to bring in her Jewish-adjacent status, to justify that her extended family didn’t find it offensive is just (what is the word? I can’t think Im too annoyed.Low? Disingenuous? Trashy? Classless? Manipulative? )
 
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