yessenia_d
Chatty Member
Go on, Sal, flatter yourself while negging him! She's all for talking about societal expectations/beauty standards and how she likes to "rebel" against them, but then she does her very utmost bestest to make sure that people understand she means it as in, like, solidarity or principle only or something. Solidarity, all you hulking non-petite uggos with those hulking non-petite noses! Sali rebelled against what was expected of her by marrying one*!Oh she totally believes he’s punching. She wrote an article for the Pool when they got engaged because for years she had been insisting she would never remarry. In the article she said something like “we’re each others favourite person, he likes small people and I like big noses”.
*jk jk, i don't think he's ugly. Plus he doesn't really have a big nose. He's, y'know, a perfectly normal average looking bloke.
Don't come at me, Sali. You still done a good deed! Your allyship and charity to all those deviating from stereotypical beauty standards will still be noted!